Please pardon my overuse of swear words hshdhsh

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Player: [is climbing up a cliff]

Player: Oh fuck. Oh no. Shit. We're almost out of stamina. Just a little more!

Player:

Player: Well fuck.

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Everyone:

Paimon:

Paimon: Don't even think about eating me!

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Unit: [standing idly]

No one:

Passerby checking unit out:

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Lily: Papa toes

Player: ???

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Cathedral nun: have you come to confess, my child?

Player: YES I COME TO CONFESS MY SINS, I'VE HAD LEWD THOUGHTS ABOUT THE KNIGHT OF FAVONIUS, KAEYA! HUHUHU

Cathedral nun: ....

Kaeya: Holy shit

Player: HAND HOLDING IS LEWD

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Kaeya when the secret pirate treasure quest begins: We can't talk here we must go somewhere more private

Paimon: hMMM

Player: KXJDHDHFGHSHCOSKFJ

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Kaeya: my father is pirate, I inherit eyepatch

MC:

MC: nice, people inherit eyepatches now...

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Cathedral nun: Green is sus

Venti: I am Barbatos

Cathedral nun: Green is imposter

Venti: what

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No one:

Dilus: The knights of Favonius suck. Taste my flaming sword you eyepatch noob.

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Barbara climbing up cliff:

The angle:

Player: [gasp]

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MC: I was sucked into this insane world.

MC: It has many weird creatures.

Paimon: But you're weird too-

MC: ....

MC: This place always makes me go what the fuck

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Player picking a twin: 

Player: [quickly chooses the girl]

Aether: :(

The unknown god: you are bound to me, male human.

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Lisa:

MC: [exists]

Lisa: cutie.

MC: [blushes]

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Player: aight here we go, boutta climb another cliff.

Lisa:

Player: No not you [switches unit]

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Amber: I best in gliding you can't beat me (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

MC: haha yes I can

Player: with me around, you're destined to lose (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

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Player: Noelle hot

A different player: Noelle trash

A different player 2: aaaaAa bUT I NEED CLAYMORE  FOR BREAK ROCK AND SHIEldS

Player: Noelle hot

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Jean: this is making me anxious we better get our asses moving

Lisa: shush

Lisa: we have the power of ara ara on our side

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No one:

Kaeya: ;)

Diluc: [gags]

Diluc: smh knights of FavOniUS

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Xiangling: Paimon lives matter

Xiangling: When the Paimon is cooked

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Granny Shan: I sell toys

Granny Shan: Adult toys too

Granny Shan: I meant toys that require adult supervision-

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Player: Stay on track stay on track stay on track

Player: [explores the entire map]

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