Oh game you're really telling me to jump in!

Where the h*ell am I!?!

It just keep going deeper and deeper!

Straight out of dark souls right here

Is there a god up there? If so end me!

You're forcing me to glide over that endless fog!

*After a whole rushing through the area moment* Oh god why the hell are you guys underwater!

*After winning a three versus one*
Oh hey pryo lector!

That is so true Enjou

You're the most civil Abyss Lector out there, I like you too creature of the fiery abyss

*One whole delivering the key item and leaving the watery h*ell moment*
Finally land!

Murder them I support it!

Shenhe I went to h*ll just for you to get your stuff

Where are the horns young lady! And aren't you human, why are you eating herbs

*One whole grabbing the stuff to rebuild the Jade Chamber moment*

We were so happy right now

Now serious mode activated

Keqing! And oh god it a water serpent wife!

At this point just go to war with god itself!

Beidou be showing off her captain skills

Part one now finished will post the rest later. And sorry for most skipped stuff in the story, it was one in the morning when I finished everything story wise!