Collab Part 1
Hello everyone!
This is Lightcero with a special chapter! For this chapter (and probably the rest of the book) we will have Drake00943 characters from 'The Imprisoned' guest stay here! Depending how everything goes with this collab, they might stay or they will leave after the collab chapters.
We'll see.
Also, the Honkai Star Rail cast has already been updated on everything that has happened so far.
And thanks to a commenter, I found out that Honkai Star Rail Welt Yang and Honkai Impact 3rd Welt Yang are actually the same person. HI3 Welt Yang went into Star Rail sometime into the future to protect Himeko from the Sky People. An alien race that managed to defeat the Honkai from their world and are now harvesting Honkai from other worlds and universes apparently. Welt finds out that they have taken an interest to the Himeko in Star Rail for unknown reasons and sets out to that universe to protect her from them.
So, ignore the errors from there...or not and assume that he's pretending to be an alternate version in order to make sure the future doesn't go out of whack.
...Which might be moot at this point because they are inside the theater.
Sorry to those that are waiting (im)patiently for the Liyue arc. But this was already decided between Drake and I.
Shouldn't take too long before we go back to our regularly scheduled program.
Enjoy!
"Very well." Zero turned to see the theater guests. "Now that we have gathered our thoughts, it's time to see Liy-"
*Hum*
?!
"What?"
Zero frowned as he stared at the portal that had suddenly opened in front of him.
???
"What's...going on?" Donny asked. "This isn't a portal activated by manmade tech. This aura feels like a..."
"Another God."
Ei frowned. Who was coming here now?
'Better not be Demo or Evolto.' She thought to herself. 'Zero is still mad about Evolto nearly killing himself by using Pandora Box. And Demo was told not to come back until he taught Jacob (Cosmic Kid) a lesson about respect. And not acting like his grandpa.'
*HUM* *SPIT!!*
"YAHOO-OH!"
A rather familiar voice startled the cast as a white haired, blue eyed figure jumped through the portal.
"And I stick the landing!" The male said. "Hey Zero! Long time no see!"
!?
"(Y/N) Kaslana?" Zero blinked. "What are you doing here?"
"...(Y/N)!?"
The group shouted out in shock as they stared at the newcomer.
But no more than World Serpent and the Honkai Impact cast themselves as they noticed a VERY noticeable key feature.
'He looks just like Kevin/me!'
They thought to themselves.
"Drake (@Drake00943) told me that we were going to come here after you guys finished the Mondstadt arc."
(Y/N) answered.
"But, MAN! Did you guys take your sweet time!"
He crossed his arms, judging them mockingly.
"...I can still kick your ass in a multitude of ways, (Y/N)."
Zero sighed.
"I know." He smiled.
"No fear, this one has not."
Yoda mused.
"Speaking of Drake." Zero mused. "Where is he?"
"I am here!"
Drake shouted out as he brought the rest of his group into the theater.
*CRASH!!*
Causing the theater to shake.
"YOW!" "Ouch..."
And causing Deadpool and Ennard to fall out of the vents.
"Sorry. Forgot that your theater is a bit more fragile" Drake apologized
"...*Sigh!!*"
Zero snapped his fingers.
*SNAP*
And the theater expanded to fit everyone inside it.
"You're going to give me a heart attack one of these days."
"Eh, you'll live."
Drake simply said.
"Hmph." Zero scoffed. "Let me guess: you want to traumatize them to the point of no return?"
"You know me so well."
Drake smiled.
"I know your charge so well." Zero corrected. "I know how much he likes to terrorize any Khaenrians he can get his hands on."
!!!
The Khaenrians in the theater shivered.
"Yep!" (Y/N) smiled. "Speaking of which."
His gaze turned towards them, a sinister, bloodthirsty look on his face as he stared at them and at Kaeya.
"His nuts already suffered both here and in the world we are watching =_=."
(M/N) deadpanned at his counterpart.
"EY, SHADOW!!"
(Y/N) smiled at his counterpart.
"Nice to meet you!"
"I'd say likewise, but you're really reminding me of March 🫤."
(M/N) deadpanned.
"Screw you!"
March pouted.
"Considering his field, that's a high possibility."
(Y/N) chuckled.
(M/N) twitched, and March blushed.
Stelle and Caelus glared at him.
"Whoa, whoa!" (Y/N) raised his hands at the two angry looks. "Take it easy! You know your husband attracts lovers like honey attracts bears!"
"Hmm." Drake mused. "How about we bring them in as well?"
...
"Don't you dare!"
Zero shouted as Drake opened up a portal.
*BAM*
"OUCH!"
Ignika, Kiana, and Adam shouted out as they landed on the ground.
"What the fuck!?"
HOTV Kiana shouted as she, Ignika, and Adam got up.
"...WHY are we in another theater?"
Ignika groaned.
"So that you can witness the carnage, my fellow counterpart!"
(Y/N) Kaslana smiled.
!?
"Another me/him!?"
Ignika and HOTV Kiana shouted in shock.
"YEP!"
He said.
"Nice to meet you...uh...me? Son in law? Brother?"
He said/asked, a little unsure.
"...What?"
They deadpanned.
"And why do you look like Kevin?"
Ignika sighed.
"Oh, that's because I was born as a 'Kevin' but my soul is the same as yours, (M/N)."
(Y/N) smiled.
"..."
Ignika and (M/N) just stared at their counterpart.
'How is this the weirdest thing we have seen so far?'
The two thought to themselves.
"Well I guess I should introduce myself. I'm Drake, one of the higher gods. Y/N already introduced himself but he didn't say that he was a powerful, if not, the most powerful man alive in Teyvat" He introduced himself
...
"WHAT!?"
The Teyvatians all shouted in shock!
"He's the strongest person in his version of Teyvat!?"
Keqing shouted in shock!
"I thought he was like these (Y/N)'s here!" Dehya shouted. "Not that he was from Teyvat!"
"How am I surprised, yet not surprised?"
Su shook his head.
After all, an alternate version of Kevin who is also a mix of Kevin and (M/N)?
A terrifying combination to be sure.
Childe looked excited at the prospect of fighting a powerful opponent.
"Then we have his 2 daughters. Kiana and Sirin" Drake pointed at the girls who were next to Y/N.
"Hi" Kiana said while waving a little.
"Hello" Sirin said with a little bit of glare at some people.
!?
"DAUGHTERS!?"
They (especially the HI3 cast) shouted out in shock.
"HOW!?"
TeriTeri shouted out in shock.
After all, Kiana was Cecelia and Siegfried's daughter! Even if she was a cloned version of the lost Kaslana!
Something that was running through the Kaslana minds.
"Ar-Aren't we her mother and father?"
They asked in shock.
"Well, no. In his version you both still exist, well, existed. While you weren't direct relatives of Kiana, you were still apart of the Kaslana clan. So in this one Y/N is her father by blood" Drake explained.
"I...I see."
They said in shock.
"Wait..." Otto eyes narrowed. "Sirin, as in Herrscher of the Void Sirin?"
!!!
"What!?" The veteran Valkyries shouted. "What is she doing here?!"
"Why wouldn't she be here? She became evil ONLY because of you and your damn experimentations Otto" Drake explained.
"THE WHAT!?!" Shouted Y/N
"Yes you heard it right. He experiments on her in his world trying to bring Cecilia back. Now anyway in Y/N's world Sirin is kinda a clone of the Sustainer of Heavenly Principles. Y/N stole AND rescued her after, of course, beating the living fuck out of that bitch" Drake explained
"What?" Was all they could say as their brains were fried.
What the actual fuck?
"Okay..." Kiana just stared at her younger self and apparently her...evil self? In pure shock. "And here I thought we had seen everything after watching these worlds."
She could accept that she was going to fall in love with her version of (M/N) aka Ignika. She could accept that she was not normal in a sense. She could accept her best friends dating her future son.
She had a hard time accepting the fact that there was an alternate version of (M/N) that was both her grandpa in one world, and her dad in another!
"..."
HOTV Kiana suddenly had an evil smile on her face as she turned to her shell shocked husband.
Opening her mouth she began to say: "Da-"
"Finish that word and I can assure you that there will be no cuddling for the rest of eternity."
Ignika deadpanned.
Causing her to shut up and pout. She knew that he would make good on his word, he's done it before.
Adam (APHO just to remind you guys) just stared at the strange fusion of his dad and grandpa.
"This is so fucking weird."
Was all he could as his cat ears and tail twitched.
"LANGUAGE!" (Y/N) glared at him. "I know I did not raise you like this!"
"You didn't raise me at all, old man."
Adam deadpanned.
"Gah!" (Y/N) gripped his heart at the 'old man' comment.
"That is MY dad." He pointed at Ignika. "Who raised me. You're...a strange case. I don't know what to call you."
"DAD #2!"
Y/N just yelled.
"NO."
Adam instantly rejected.
"...Mark my words, I will find your counterpart back home and kidnap-I mean surprise adopt him as my revenge!"
Y/N 'threaten'.
'...How does that work as revenge?'
Many people thought to themselves, listening to this weird conversation.
"Oi Y/N remember the incident?" Drake asked.
"What incident?" Y/N replied.
"THE incident" Drake pointed out.
"Oh" Was all that Y/N said.
After that he became awfully quiet. At that, many wondered what "THE incident" was.
"...You think he's referring to that incident? Or the incident from that time?" Ei asked Zero in a hush voice, not getting anyone's attention. "Or the Roasting Khaenri'ah incident?"
"...Let's go with Khaenri'ah."
Was all Zero said.
Drake decided to move this along.
"And finally one of his wife's, Eden" Drake pointed at Eden
"A pleasure" Eden replied with a rather calm voice, too calm.
"WHAT!?!?!" Shouted most of the theater.
"...ONE of his wives?"
HI3 Eden blinked.
She wasn't surprised. Neither was anyone else.
...What? They had already started to express interest when they were watching the viewing, so it wasn't really a surprise to her that she would marry him in an alternate timeline.
Well...the HI3 and HSR casts weren't really that surprised considering how messed up their worlds are.
The GI cast?
"WHAT!?"
"I mean it's not the WEIRDEST thing about him. For you it's unusual to have more wives but for Y/N? Meh. Oh and let's not forget that quite a lot of girls from Teyvat are his wives in the future as well" Drake finished explaining.
At his explanation most genshin girls entered a state of shock, some excitement, and some lust.
"*appears* Hey, what about me!" Shouted Cayde
"What about you?"
Ignika and Shadow deadpanned.
"ACK!"
Cayde shouted in 'pain' at the betrayal of his Y/N counterparts.
"Betrayed by my best friend!"
"...Uh."
Adam opened his mouth.
"Yes, I'm aware that Y/N over here is the one that I've been with." Cayde answered his unspoken question. "But it still hurts!"
"No, it doesn't."
Ennard and Deadpool deadpanned.
"...Yeah, you're right. It doesn't."
He admitted.
"Who?"
GI Ei asked.
"Ah yes. And the crackhead Cayde. Y/N's partner in crime" said Drake
"In WAR Crimes mind you" corrected and added Cayde
"War...crimes?"
Sara Kujou felt faint.
Why...WHY did that sound terrifying?
"Yeah, that too" said Drake
"What do you mean: 'that too'!?"
Jean asked/shouted.
"Ohh, nothing much!" Drake smiled. "Just mass destruction. Genocide. Death. Regicide. Breaking the Geneva Conventions. Seducing thicc mamas. Murder. Extermination of an entire race...then bringing them back just to traumatize and troll them some more. Destruction of property. Seducing women. Asserting dominance like the alpha he is. And then some."
!!
"Trust me." Zero shrugged. "That's just the tip of the iceberg with what Y/N has done. And that's tame in comparison to his more serious crimes."
GULP!
"That's...tame?!"
Itto shouted out loud.
"Dear." Alice chuckled. "THAT is tame compared to some of the worlds I've been to and seen how those versions of Y/Ns' act."
That was even scarier!
Wait...she's seen and met other versions of (M/N)?!
"True. Even though the ones that Cero and you guys know are a bit more tame in my opinion. I know more crazy versions and way WAY more powerful" said Drake
'Tame?' Zero sweatdropped, thinking to himself. 'It's not that they are tame. They just have better self control.'
Why do you think Spyro (Demo (Y/N)) was still alive and not dead?
Ignika has mastered the art of self-discipline.
"*gulp* H-how powerful?" Asked Pom Pom
"Oh you know. Y/N being a boundless being. Y/N being a ruler of an empire with more than a million planets under its rule. Y/N having the power of the SUN itself and more. Yeah those are a few examples" answered Drake
That earned a lot of different reactions.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?"
The entire theater shook as the GI cast screamed in sheer disbelief!
The HI3/HSR/and Ignika group weren't even phased.
Well...The HI3 and HSR groups were a little shocked as well. But they have seen things that the GI cast have not. And they were WELL aware of how powerful certain people can be.
And having seen just a small taste of (M/N) powers throughout the multiverse...well, let's just say it's getting a little bit hard for them to be completely shocked.
Ignika has seen a few counterparts of his that were insanely powerful during his journey.
"Ru-RULER of multiple WORLDS!?"
Keqing felt faint!
"H-He's that powerful?!"
Ningguang shakingly asked.
"H-How can he survive that much paperwork!?"
Jean screamed.
She can barely survive the amount of paperwork she has to do. How can an alternate version of (M/N) handle all that?!
"Embodiment of the Sun?" Azar and several scholars looked intrigued by that. "Fascinating."
"Boundless?"
Tesla mused, interested in that concept version of (M/N).
"Please be careful."
Einstein said.
"Yeah, yeah I will."
Tesla waved her off.
"Ju-Just the tip of the iceberg, huh?"
Kaeya shook.
"By the Almighty Shogun..."
Sara Kujou quietly said.
"This is incredible!"
Mona exclaimed.
"The stars truly hold such mystical mysteries!"
Scaramouche wanted to scoff, only for Kunikuzushi to shoot him a look that said:
DON'T
And considering his counterpart was probably stronger than him, not even HE was arrogant enough to test him.
*Strum*
Venti strummed his harp.
"Such an interesting phenomenon, eh Morax?"
He asked his fellow Archon.
"Indeed it is."
Zhongli nodded his head.
"I wouldn't be surprised if Y/N were to be us in one of those worlds."
*Snicker*
Ignika unexpectedly snickered at that.
???
"Sorry." Ignika waved his hand off. "Just remembering my time in St. Freya. One night I made an unexpected encounter with Shadow."
He pointed to his alternate version.
"And with another Y/N. Who ironically is the next Geo Archon and (maybe, I'm still not sure if I understand it right) Morax reincarnation as well."
(Reference should be obvious)
!?
"Wha?!"
Beidou couldn't get the words out of her mouth.
"Rex Lapis...gone?"
A Liyuean weakly said.
This caused the Liyue citizens to mumble among each other.
"Not exactly."
Ei smiled.
"Simply put, he relinquished his duties and passed on the title of Geo Archon to a new candidate. An alternate version of Y/N...who coincidentally was from another world as well."
!?
"Anot-!?"
"Yep!" Nahida interrupted Amber. "He too attends ST. Freya and due to...extenuating circumstances, he becomes the new Geo Archon."
"Which is kind of weird when one thinks about it." Kunikuzushi smirked. "Since he is literally still in his homeworld and not on Teyvat. How does that work? Well, Morax doesn't seem to care and just leaves him with his problems to deal with."
...Why did that sound terrifying?
"Wait!" Lumine suddenly realized something. "Is this before the Fatui start collecting the Gnoses or after they accomplish whatever mad schemes they had?"
"I'm not telling."
Zero said.
(Mainly because I'm still confused about the timeline in his story. Cause from my understanding it sounds like it happens before the events of the Traveler due to the conversation between Morax and Barbatos. But who knows.)
"That would be cheating."
"AW MAN!"
Paimon shouted out.
The Fatui and the Tsaritsa on the other hand were wondering if that did happen in their world, how would that affect their plan?
Would they realize that it's in another world and try to get it? Would the plan fall apart without all of the Gnoses acquired?
"Hey..." Yomiya suddenly realized something. "Why aren't you guys surprised?"
She asked the HI3 and HSR groups.
"...You tend to not be surprised when you travel the universe."
Dan Heng simply stated.
"Yeah!" March nodded. "We've seen some many crazy things and we've seen Shadow ((M/N)) pull off some insane stunts!"
"Surprising." Kafka nodded. "And yet not."
"It just makes things more interesting."
Silver Wolf nodded.
World Serpent was rather quiet.
Mainly, because of the Y/N that looked like Kevin. Only smiling like he was about to do something he wouldn't regret.
"Look." Kiana deadpanned. "My friends and I have been here for a while now and we have seen (M/N) pull some amazing things in the universes we have seen."
???
Universes they have seen?
"And I guess my shock was already gone when I learned that I would actually marry my version of (M/N) and having a child with him!"
She shouted out that last part with a red face.
*SPIT*
The GI group spit out their drinks at that.
"And the final nail in the coffin was seeing a completely normal version of (M/N) seducing thicc Kaiju Girls!"
Kaiju what now?
"Creatures of legends and myths."
Raiden Mei simply said.
"Obviously, there is more." Himeko Murata said. "But we would be stuck here all day trying to explain."
Ohh...
"S-Still..." Ayaka sweat trailed down her face. "That is insane!"
"I agree, Milady." Thoma shivered. "I don't want to meet a Y/N of that caliber."
'Same'
Was the thought running through the GI cast minds.
"Enough with the stalling!"
Deadpool suddenly yelled.
*SHRIEK*
Many people gave out high pitched screams.
"Let's get this show started already!"
"I agree."
Ennard nodded.
"We've been stuck here for days!"
...Say what now?
Once again, confusion ran throughout the theater and mainly in the GI cast.
(Well, sorry! This is my first time doing a collab, Ennard. Cut me some slack!)
(Ennard: Stop being a lazy ass author! And get back to work!)
(*GRUMBLE* Fine, fine. *Grumble* getting bullied by a freaking burnt spaghetti, what has my life come to now?)
(Ennard: Also, GET SOME SLEEP!)
(ACK!)
"Alright." Zero simply said. "Let's get this show on the road."
"WAIT!"
Drake suddenly said.
"Before we do, there is ONE more person I need to bring in."
???
"And that would be?"
Raph cautiously asked.
With Gods, you could never tell what they were thinking.
"Can we just get this over with already!?"
HOTV Kiana shouted.
"We've been wasting all this time talking instead of getting to the good part!"
Many people were in agreement to the Herrscher statement.
*Whimper...*
"Daddy..."
Small Kiana tugged at her father's pants.
"What's wrong, sweetheart?"
Y/N scooped her up in his arms. Concerned with why there were small tears threatening to break out.
"I don't want to grow up and be like that scary lady!"
She pointed to HOTV Kiana who twitched at being called scary.
"There, there my little snowflake." Y/N soothingly said. "Don't be scared, despite her mean face."
Energy began crackling around HOTV Kiana's hand.
'Here we go again.'
Ignika sighed.
He was not getting involved in this.
"She's not that scary, in truth...SHE'S A SIMP."
*TWITCH*
*BZZT!!*
???
Small Kiana suddenly disappeared from his arms and reappeared in Eden's arms.
*BLAST*
A huge smoke cloud was raised around Y/N as HOTV Kiana sent one of her stronger attacks at him.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?"
HOTV Kiana roared in anger.
"A SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP!!!"
Y/N yelled through the loud explosions and the smoke cloud.
"Fuck you, asshole!" HOTV Kiana yelled. "For your information, I am FAR from a simp! And you know it! My first meeting with Ignika was not what one would call the best first impression!"
'That's for sure.'
Ignika and Adam thought to themselves.
(M/N) first meeting with Kiana was not the best. And that was not including their other encounters.
Though some were the fault of Theresa and Himeko just because he called them old, short, and forever alone.
Adam was in shock and amazement at what his parents got up to at his age.
(Though, he inwardly prayed that Y/N never find an alternate version of him. He did NOT want to see an OP psycho version of him running around!)
(Drake: Fortunately, or not, you'll find out about your other version soon)
"You alright there? I mean it's not like she can hurt you" Drake asked, though amused. Wanted to get this going as well. "I need to bring in the last person."
"Fine."
HOTV Kiana reluctantly said as she stopped her assault and as a smoke cloud cleared everyone saw Y/N standing there without a scratch, not even hit clothes were damaged.
"I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE! HAHAHA!"
Y/N cheerfully yelled.
"..."
*POKE*
HOTV Kiana poked him in the side.
"AH, that hurt!"
Y/N shouted as he grabbed his side.
"Why!?"
He asked.
Cause how did that hurt him when he wasn't even hurt!?
"Comedy reasons."
Ignika deadpanned.
(Drake: Seriously, Zero -_-?)
(Zero: It's no fun if he's OP and can't be hurt. Especially by a Kiana that's traveled the multiverse as well and is insanely powerful like Ignika. Of course, it makes sense if he's immune/invulnerable to Herrschers powers. And again, comedy humor)
(Drake: ...I hate that you got a point there with the comedy thing. Though if we think about it he kinda is immune with his dodging skills when he wants to. Considering who trained him.)
"Good point." Y/N said as he jumped up, completely healed. "But I live!! I'm INVINCIBLE!!"
"And a Psycho."
Stelle deadpanned.
"GAH!"
Emotional damage was super effective!
"So..." Caelus spoke up, deciding to move this along. "Who's the new person coming?"
Next to Y/N opened another portal and from there emerged another version of Mei.
"Introducing to you Raiden Mei" Said Drake as Mei politely bowed. "An older sister of both Makoto and Ei"
"WHAT!?"
This time many people from the different casts shouted out.
"Makoto and my older sister?!"
GI EI shouted out loud.
"Can't say I saw that coming."
Ei just munched on a dango.
"EEHHHHH!?!?!?!"
Kiana shouted out in shock!!
"What the fuck!?"
"Language!"
Y/N glared at her.
*BAM* *BAMM* *BAM*
"You're not my dad, asshole!"
Kiana shot at him. Y/N just danced like a madman.
"In my world I am!"
He said.
"This ain't your world, you psycho!"
"MAMA!" Yelled Little Kiana as she jumped out of Eden's arms and ran up to Mei who picked her up.
"How's my little Star doing?" Said Mei while patting Little Kiana
"Good" Answered Little Kiana
"This...has got to be the weirdest thing I've seen."
Adam sweatdropped.
This version of his father's family tree is more messed up than some idiot unleashing the apocalypse!
"Oh, my dear grandson." Mei smiled. "You have yet to scratch the surface."
"...Please don't call me that." Adam shivered. "Due to my...relationship with your counterpart. That sounds weird and a little creepy."
???
"Adam." HOTV Kiana smiled. "What exactly do you, Mei-chan, Bronya, and Seele..."
Here the HI3 jumped in surprise at Seele's name being mentioned. They knew that future Raiden Mei and future Bronya were Adam girlfriends. But they didn't know that Seele joined the party!
"...Do in your sweet time?"
"..."
Adam found the ceiling to be rather interesting.
"Adam." Ignika (M/N) sighed. "Answer your mother."
"..."
'Don't tell me.'
Ignika (M/N) just gave him a look.
"Don't tell me there's a reference meme in there."
???
"What reference/meme?"
Kiana smiled now, reminiscence of her older self.
Raiden Mei, Bronya, and Seele felt a sense of foreboding.
"AH!" Y/N smiled, snapping his fingers. "I got it! It would explain it so well!"
"Your son calls me mommy too."
O///O
Adam was blushing a red so bright it could be seen in other universes.
"Oh, my." Mei giggled. "Sorry, Adam. I forgot that you were dating one of my counterparts. Didn't think it was THAT kind of intimacy."
*CLICK* *WHIR* *HUM*
"MEI-CHAN." HOTV Kiana and Kiana smiled with pure malice and a promise of pure pain. "BRONYA." "SEELE."
*GULP!!*
'We are so dead!!'
The three thought to themselves.
"DIE!!"
They screamed as they proceeded to shoot at them.
*BAM!!* *BLAST!!* *BOOM!!*
"AHHH!!" "We're sorry!" "Forgive us, Kiana."
The three yelled out as they were chased by two extremely pissed off Kianas'
"...We'll come back after we calm them down."
Zero sweatdropped as everyone continued watching the carnage.
"AHHH!!!"
Only for some to run as they were unintentionally dragged into the fight.
Those poor souls.
Done!
Man! This took a while to finish. But between work, not going to sleep early, lack of motivation, lack of inspiration (probably more me than him), school and other things taking priority in our lives. It took longer for us to be able to get together and finish this.
But now we have gotten this part down, we'll get started on the collab viewing for all to see.
Have a good day/night!
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