*Third Person, No One's P.O.V., Streets of Mondstadt*

The city of Mondstadt, a beautiful city filled with cozy homes, delectable foods, sweet flowers and plenty of kind loving people as far as the eye can see. It's a nice town, a peaceful town, a quiet town where you just can't help but feel happy and totally at ease.

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Unless you're Thomas.

Thomas- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

The male screams out flailing his arms through the air and running like mad sprinitng across the town like his life depends on it. Behind him the sounds of loud footsteps and a heavy trembling can be seen and heard as the city around him shakes and rumbles like mad. I'm sure you're wondering what could be chasing him. The mysterious figure? An army of monsters? No.........it's something far worse!

Sara- Hey Thomas!

Thomas- AHHHHHH!!!

He screams out once more as the good hunter employee suddenly appears before him her eyes filled with bright pink hearts as she stares longingly at him. Turning to run off the male immediately stops dead in his tracks as when he does so he comes face to face with the most terrifying sight he's ever witnessed. 

A rabid girl swarm. 

Trying to run off the male finds himself unable to take even a single step before the army of love sick female all tackle him to the ground smothering him with love and affection all fighting one another trying to take him for themselves before time suddenly stops as the male looks towards the camera.

Thomas- So I'm sure wondering how I got into this mess eh? Well it all started a long long time ago. Or at least it felt like a long time ago, it was actually one hour.

*FlashBack 1 hour ago*

Flashing back one hour so we can find out how exactly the male found himself it his current situation we find the source of the issue and the reasons why all of this started out in the first place.........Beatrice. Who is currently putting the flirt on Quinn at his fruit stand..........again.

Beatrice- Oh come on. That's what you said last week too!

Quinn- Listen I'm sorry but I really need to attend to my stand here. What do you want me to say?

Beatrice- *groan* I swear all you ever do and talk about is your fruit stand. Don't you think it's about time you got out there and maybe met someone nice?

Quinn- Eh?

The male questions not exactly getting the full implication. Smirking at his obliviousness the girl then decides to step her game up by hoisting herself onto the males stand and crossing her legs giving him the most sultry expression out there.

Beatrice- Come on. Surely you know what I'm implying here right? Wink.

Quinn- Did you just say wink?

Beatrice- Never mind that. Now tell me......What would you rather have. Some measly little fruit stand? Or me?

She questions dropping down beside the male and hoisting one arm around his shoulders the other placed across his chest rubbing his pecs through his shirt the expression still ever prominent. His answer?

*Time-Skip Five Minutes*

Beatrice- Ugh! I can't believe he only gave me a few minutes to talk with him. I mean come on, who would honestly chose an apple over me?

The girl sulks as she stomps across town trying to get over the fact that the male completely disregarded in favor of his stand..........again.

Beatrice- I mean seriously. What's a girl gotta do to get a little attention around here? 

She questions before she suddenly hears a whole mess of people shouting and talking over one another coming from the distance. With her interest now peaked she decides to investigate and upon nearing the source of the sound she finds it to be none other than.

Sarah- Okay okay one at a time people. Really there's no need to push or anything.

Fanboy 1- Sarah I love you!

Fanboy 2- I love you more!

Fanboy 3- You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. Please be my girlfriend!

The swarm of love crazed fanboys all shout out trying to get closer to the girl. Said girl who's currently slowly backing trying to her best to fend the males off without the use of her powers. Upon seeing this the girl gets an idea,

Beatrice- That's it! Who better to help me get Quinn to be mine than Sarah? She's beautiful, talented, strong and most importantly magic!

She speak aloud before rummaging through her pockets until eventually she finds exactly what she's looking for. An old worn out piece of paper with a picture and short description plastered on the front.

Love Potion

A single small drink from this potion will cause anyone of your choosing of the opposite sex to fall head over heels for you.

Instructions:

Simply drink the potion after mixing a DNA sample of your significant other then walk up to them and Bam! Instant love.

WARNING: Drinking the potion without the use of a DNA sample can have disastrous and chaotic affects. DO NOT FORGET THE DNA SAMPLE!!!

Beatrice- Yes this should do just fine.

She mutters before glancing up to find the girl in peril as the fanboys all start surrounding and closing in on her. With little time to act she quickly bolts into acton shoving her way through the crazed mob and gripping the blonde by the wrist.

Beatrice- Quick follow me!

Sarah- Don't have to tell me twice!

She replies quickly before the two girls rush off in the opposite direction of the males. Several minutes and countless of twists and turns throughout the streets later the two then eventually manage to shake the fans off giving the girls some much needed break time. Collapsing onto the ground exhausted from the running and fanboys the blonde glances towards the scheming girl with a thanks.

Beatrice- No problem.

Sarah- Seriously if there's anything you need then just ask. I'd be happy to repay the favor after you saved me back there.

Beatrice- Wellllllllllll, now that you mention it. There is one thing.

Sarah- What?

Beatrice- This.

The girl speaks simply holding out the paper from earlier. Upon inspecting it and reading it over and few time to make see she's got it the blondes answer comes in a blunt form.

Sarah- Absolutely not.

Beatrice- Huh? Why not?

Sarah- Love potions are extremely outlawed in every universe. They're a cold and sick kind of magic the forces someone into a relationship they don't even want. You're basically robbing someone of their free will when you use one of these things. Besides even if you use it you'll know that deep down that person doesn't love you and it's only the potions magic causing them to. Trust me using this potion on Quinn will only being you more heartache.

Beatrice- Eh? How'd you know I was planning on using it on Quinn?

Sarah-..................You really want me to answer that?

Beatrice- *Sigh* Oh come on please!

Sarah- No. 

Beatrice- Please! Just a small sample that'll only last a few days give or take?

Sarah- I'm sorry but it's not gonna happen.

Beatrice-................I'm sorry too.

Sarah- For what?

The girl replies confused over her words before she suddenly feels herself being shoved out of the alley they were in and back out onto the streets.

Beatrice- OH BOYS I FOUND SARAH SHE'S OVER HERE!!!

Sarah- Huh!?!

She shouts before to her horror she hears the sounds of rapid footsteps and panting approaching. Sounds she's far too familiar with at this point. Trying to run back inside the alley she finds herself unable to stand up and upon craning her neck around she finds Beatrice's foot placed atop her back keeping her planted onto the ground.

Sarah- What are you doing? Let me back in!

Beatrice- Sure I'll let you in. Once you promise to make the potion for me.

Sarah- What? Are you crazy!?! No way!

Beatrice- That's a shame. I really thought you had more smarts than that. 

Sarah- Huh?

Beatrice- You know I hear fanboys can be quiet fierce when they're love sick and with you I'm sure they'd be like rabid lawachurls.

She tells the struggling blonde as the sounds get closer and closer by the second. Glancing back at the crazy chick Sarah begins to sweat profusely still struggling away.

Sarah- Aww come on don't be like that.

Beatrice- I'm not. You're the one who forced me to do this. I didn't want to you know.

Sarah- Seriously! Help a sister out here! Please!!!

Beatrice- You first. Promise you'll make he potion and I'll pull you back in.

Sarah- B-but.

Beatrice- They're coming~

She teases as the sounds are dead close now and the blonde can faintly see the shadow of a looming horde on the horizon. Freaking out now and with only one option seemingly available she goes against her better judgement and.

Sarah- OKAY FINE!!! I'll MAKE THE POTION JUST PULL ME BACK!!!

Beatrice- Been a pleasure.

She calls pulling the girl back inside the alley just as the swarm of rabid fanboys comes rushing in only narrowly missing the blonde. Now back inside said blonde can be seen crouched down with her hands on her knees shaking like mad her face drowning in sweat.

Beatrice- So shall we make the potion then?

Sarah- *pant* You *pant* are one *pant* cruel cruel person *pant*.

Beatrice- I'll take that as a yes.

She replies gripping the girl by her wrist once more and a little tight if I may add there before dragging her defeated form off towards the alchemy lab.

*Time-Skip until the potion is nearly done*

Sarah- Okay the potion is nearly done now.

Beatrice- Awesome. What's the next step?

Sarah- Only two things left now. One is the essence of love and two is a sample of Quinn's DNA.

Beatrice- Okay I get the DNA part but essence of love?

Sarah- It's not as crazy as it sounds. It's the DNA of someone desirable. I already sent Thomas out to get it. He should be making quick work of it too.

*MEANWHILE*

Thomas- Hey Jason bro, wanna talk about something?

Jason- Uh sure what's up-

*BANG!!!*

Jason- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT THE HECK MAN!?!

The speedster suddenly shouts out because out of nowhere the scientist immediately whips a gun out before shooting the male square in the leg knocking him down.

Jason- WHY'D YOU DO THAT!?!

Thomas- Sorry bro just needed a sample of your DNA. Sarah's orders.

Jason- AND YOU COULDN'T HAVE JUST ASKED OR TAKEN SOME HAIR INSTEAD!?! WHY DID YOU IMMEDIATELY RESORT TO SHOOTING ME!?!

Thomas- Ahh don't be such a baby you've taken far worse injuries all the time before.

Jason- You're dead!

The male shouts before rising to his feet quite painfully so and going to charge the scientist only for Thomas to immediately drop kick him back down before shooting him in the other leg.

Jason- Ahh! S-stop doing that!

Thomas- Sorry bro gotta get these samples back to Sarah.

He speaks after collecting some of the males blood into a small vial before returning to the blonde vial in hand.

Thomas- Here you are. Got the DNA sample you needed for whatever it is you're making.

Sarah- Uhh.........is this blood?

Thomas- Don't think about it too hard. 

Sarah- Umm.......okay.

The girl speaks unsure over the circumstances and situation that lead to the male collecting a vial full of blood but decides to simply play along with it. Excusing himself to run off somewhere else the male then bids the two girls adieu as he heads off leaving the two alone as they near the completion of the potion.

Sarah- Okay now all that's left it to is add the DNA sample of your desired target.

Beatrice- Oh I can get the sample no problem.

Sarah- Okay I'll go with you.

She speaks as she carefully pours the potion into a small flask before setting down onto the table where the camera suspiciously and ominously pans in on it for a few seconds before the two head off towards Quinn fruit stand for a hair sample. A few moments later we then hear the sounds of footsteps approaching before the scientist returns now covered in sweat and soot whilst panting like mad.

Thomas- *Gasp* Man Jason is seriously not happy with me right now.

Jason in Distance- YOU'RE A DEAD MAN THOMAS!!!

Thomas- Eh, he'll get over it *pant* I need a drink.

The male mumbles before glancing around the room where his eyes almost immediately land on the flask from earlier. Walking over he lifts the small flask in front of his face to get a closer look at the contents inside. 

Thomas- Liquidy, sweet smelling, bright pink in color. Must be some sort of drink..............But something in my gut is telling not to drink this. Hmm...........Oh well guess I'll look for something else then!

He speaks tossing the flask aside back onto the table before walking off and finding a bottle of water where he pleasantly quenches his thirst and spends the rest of the day is peace and quiet..........Is what I would've said if I wanted to take it easy on the guy but that'd make for a boring chapter so instead.

Thomas- Guess it's better than nothing.

He speaks before going against his better judgement and chugging the whole contents in one gulp. Immediately after he then starts to feel sick as he coughs up a storm and feels the drink sitting unwell inside his stomach.

Thomas- *cough* *cough* Oh dude, that tastes like regrets and bad decisions! *cough*

He coughs before feeling something strange come about his body like some sort of weird warm sensation suddenly crept into his bones and can faintly hear the sounds of sparkling magic in his ears. Thinking something might be wrong added the fact that he still doesn't feel right he decides to head towards the cathedral and ask Barbara. So stepping outside the building he makes his way towards the girls location but is shortly cut off by a passerby.

Woman 1- Hey Thomas!

Thomas- Oh uh hey woman 1.

Woman 1- You know......I uh,  never noticed how handsome you were until just now.

Thomas- Uh........thank you?

Woman 1- Like really really really REALLY HANDSOME!!!

She shouts scaring the male slightly and scaring him ever more when she suddenly leaps towards him her lip puckered. Eyes widening at this he quickly rolls to the side as to avoid the attack.

Thomas- Woah lady calm down!

Woman 1- I don't need to calm down I just need you!!!

She shouts once more before giving chase to the male. Running off as fas as he can the male decides to make a quick detour and begins running around all over the place trying to lose the crazy woman before after a couple minutes he thankfully manages to do so.

Thomas- Wonder what her deal was. 

He mutters before continuing on his path towards Barbara. Soon enough he makes it there with only a few hiccups along the way such as a couple more ladies trying to get him but thinks nothing of it before stepping in Barbaras office to talk.

*MEANWHILE*

In the mean time we then cut back to Sarah and Beatrice who have now returned to the alchemy lab with some DNA samples and are ready to put the finishing touches on the potion. But when they get there.

Sarah- *Gasp* The potion! It's gone!

Beatrice- What!?!

The two shout in alarm rushing towards the table where they find only an empty flask sitting there. Upon seeing this the blonde immediately starts shaking in worry.

Sarah- Oh no this is bad. This is really really bad.

Beatrice- What's wrong we can just make another can't we?

Sarah- That's not the issue here! The issue is on whoever drank this thing!

Beatrice- Why it's just a simple love potion. It's no like they're gonna explode or anything right?

Sarah- Simple love potion? Bea, do you know what'll happen if someone drank this potion without a proper DNA sample? It'd cause everyone of the opposite sex to not only fall head over heels for you but also go absolutely insane over you obsessing over the drinker and chasing them across the globe to get one touch at them. The drinker in short is about to have one awful awful day.

Beatrice- And what do you suppose we do about it?

Sarah- First we gotta find whoever drank this and then we gotta help them cleanse the affects.

Beatrice- Okay but how do we find out whoever drank it?

In distance- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

The girl question before hearing the sounds of panic screams echoing in the distance. Curiously they poke their heads up and glance out the window to find Thomas currently running away from a hoard of love crazed women.

Sarah- Gonna take a wild guess and say it's probably him.

Beatrice- Yeah I think you'd be right on that.

*Flashback 10 Minutes Ago*

Flashing back and changing scenes we now find ourselves back in Thomas's presence where he finally makes it to the cathedral and steps into the medical ward to speak with the young nun.

Thomas- Hey Barbara? You got something that'll cure stomach aches?

Barbara- Huh? Oh yeah sure I can help with..............with...............

Thomas- Uh? Barbara? You okay?

Barbara-...............Wow Thomas, suddenly I feel........so..........hot.

Thomas- Eh?

Barbara- But don't worry I know exactly what to do in this situation.

Thomas- Oh well good this stomach ache is driving me mad and-Wah

The male shouts as the nun suddenly tackles him onto a nearby hospital bed before getting dangerously close to his face her eyes filled with love hearts.

Thomas- BARBARA!?!

Barbara- Don't worry my love, I can help you!

Thomas- Love? Barbara get off of me!

Barbara- How about a little curse cleansing?

She speaks before lowering herself down towards his pants and goes to pull the  off only for the male to kick her off.

Thomas- NOPE! NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE! No references like that please!

Barbara- Oh come on! You know you want me!

Thomas- I'm dating your sister!!!

Barbara- That bitch never deserved you! Come be with me instead, I promise I can pleasure you more than she can!

Thomas- BARBARA!!!

Barbara- Yes my love-Ahh!

She starts but is soon cut off as the male quickly sucker punches her across the face knocking the girl out cold.

Thomas- Oh I'm so sorry Barbara! Please forgive me for that.

He pleads lifting the girl onto the hospital bed before rushing out of the medial ward where he immediately bumps into several nuns outside.

Thomas- Oh good you're here. Listen Barbara's gone crazy and I think she needs some help.

Nun 1- Oh that's fine.

Nun 2- We'll leave Barbara to herself. But more importantly.

Nun 3- You need some help of you own.

Thomas- Help?

The male squeaks having a feeling that he knows where this is going and unfortunately he'd be correct as immediately after the three nuns lift him off the ground before pressing him against a nearby wall all trying to get a feel at his body or smother in kisses.

Thomas- Ladies! This is a cathedral this isn't the place for this!

Nun 2- Screw that, all I want is you!

Nun 3- Okay but I get him first!

Nun 1- No I do!!!

The ladies shout before they all fall into a heated argument over who gets to be the first to get the male. Seeing his chance the male takes the opportunity whilst they're busy arguing to sneak off before bursting outside.

Thomas- What has gotten into those ladies?

He pants going to run off before they can find him only to turn around and come face to face with at least thirty different women standing there all with hearts in their eyes staring longingly at him.

Woman 1-Thomas I love you!

Sara- I love you more!

Margaret- Thank you for saving my cat, How about I reward you with some "alone time"~

Women 1-30- PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!!!

They all shout screaming and pleading at the male for his attention. Upon seeing this said male immediately begins running off trying to escape the viscous horde as they begin to give chase throughout the town.

Thomas- WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!

He screams as he continues running not daring to stop for even a second as he runs by plenty of familiar face all of whom seem to be equally infatuated with him.

Noelle- Master, Allow me to show you my "special" services!!!

Amber- Hey handsome how about you and I go on a date later!?!

Keqing- Thomas I feel the need to love you right now so come be mine!!!

Mona- I have seen into the future and the stars have told me that you and I shall make wonderful babies together!!!

Thomas- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

He screams out as the horde only grows larger and larger by the seconds with more and more woman giving chase to him the horde now growing to the size of a full fledged army as almost every single woman in all of Mondstadt is after him. Continuing to run for his life the male then turns a corner where he's almost incinerated by a sudden geyser of flames and another familiar face appears or rather familiar mask.

MF- BRACKSEN!!! I have come for my revenge!!!

Thomas- Oh thank goodness you're here.

MF- Eh?

The figure mutters in confusion over the males response and relieved tone in his voice before the scientist reaches over and holds his shoulders.

Thomas- Go on take me just take me now!

MF- I-I'm not sure I follow.......?

Thomas- There's nothing to question man just take me away from here!

MF- Uh.........

The figure mutters once growing even more confused over the males actions of cowardice and relief rather than anger and rebellion like he expected. Though the males relief is soon cut short as the sounds of hundreds of footsteps can be heard fast approaching.

Thomas- Oh no, too late! 

MF- Huh?

Thomas- THEY'RE COMING!!!

MF- Huh?

Thomas- Listen I know we've had our differences in the past but save yourself!!!

MF- Huh!?!

Thomas- Oh forget it!

He shouts annoyed at the figures lack of any proper response before running off scared trying to escape the approaching army. Watching him go unaware of the danger that approaches the figure turns angrily in his direction.

MF- Hey get back here! I'm not done with-

*Rumble*

MF- Eh?

He mumbles over the sudden rumbling and all around him causing the whole street and nearby buildings to shake and knock dust into the air. Turning towards the sounds of rapid footsteps he then watches in horror as an army of love crazed women all stampede towards him.

MF- What the-Ahhhhh!!!

He screams as the horde suddenly knocks him down trampling over the male countless of times as the ladies all rush towards the fleeing scientist the figure shouting out pain with every footstep until they're all passed and he's left sprawled on the ground totally defeated and unable to move.

MF-..........This.........was a mistake ow.......I'll try again next week ugh.....

He groans before passing out there on the spot. Cutting back to the male we find him still running scared as the horde of love crazed women continue chasing him around town. Thinking fast the male then makes a sharp left ducking behind a building just before the swarm rushes past his location unaware of his hiding spot. With time to think the male drops to the floor wiping the beads of sweat from his face.

Thomas- Phew, that was close. But seriously though what has gotten into these chicks? They're treating me like Jason all of a sudden.............Hold on, is this what Jason has to go through everyday? Man now I feel really bad for him.

He speaks to himself before quickly ducking down behind some crates the swarm circles back around trying to find him. Analyzing his situation the male concludes he has only a few moments before they find him and quickly hatches a plan on how to free himself from this sudden curse.

Thomas- Gotta find Sarah, she'll know what to do.

He concludes before climbing the building beside and carefully sneaking his way across the rooftops making sure to duck behind chimneys and sort whenever someone turns in his direction. Soon enough he manages to make it back to the room where he drank that mysterious pink liquid which he summarizes was likely the cause of all this. Stepping inside he immediately comes face to face with Sarah where he immediately dodges back.

Thomas- AHHHHHHH!!! Don't smother me with your love!!!

Sarah- Huh?

Thomas-............You're not going crazy for me?

Sarah- We need to talk.

She speaks before grabbing the males hand and leading him through the building before eventually sitting him down at a stool. Once seated she quickly explains the situation and what exactly caused everything to happen to the male.

Sarah- But more importantly, why did you drink the potion?

Thomas- I don't know because the plot demanded it I guess?

Sarah- Fair enough I suppose.

Thomas- Listen please tell me there's a way to diminish his potions affects. I can't keep running like this these chicks have got me all over the place. I've never been so tired before.

Sarah- There is. It's a really simple procedure all you have to do is kiss whoever you got the DNA sample from when I first brewed the thing.

Thomas-................No.

Sarah- What?

Thomas- Are you serious!?!

Sarah- What? Who'd you get the sample from? Just get a kiss and be done with it already!

Thomas- You don't understand. I got the sample from......................Jason.

He squeaks speaking very slowly his voice full of distraught and sorrow over what he knows he has to do. Upon hearing this the girls eyes shoot wide as dinner plates before a mischievous smirk grows on her face.

Sarah- Oh this I gotta see.

Thomas- NO!!! There is NO WAY I'm doing that!

Sarah- Oh yeah and if the kiss isn't done by midnight the affects will be permanent.

Thomas-.................

The male stays quiet before suddenly rushing out of the alchemy lab not caring if the ladies find him anymore as his mind is set on his one goal at the moment. Watching him go the girl then pulls out a camera and grins at this.

Sarah- Wait! Don't do it without me!

She shouts before giving chase to the male as he rushes towards the speedsters location to end this nightmare.

*Flashback End*

And here we are now with the male still lying on the floor as the horde of crazed ladies al another him with their affection each trying to get a piece of the action.

Thomas- 'Yep this is my life right now. Being bombarded by love and kisses having my clothes being torn off my body as they all try to get a piece of me. Is this my end? After battling hordes of robots, sentient evil Ai's, nightmare inducing super villains, time masters and power hungry psychopaths for years now is this how my story ends?

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Thomas- NO!!!

He shouts slamming the ground beneath him before his arm stars to rev up and begins glowing a bright blue color.

Thomas- Sorry ladies but I have a speedster to see. 

He tells them before striking he ground beneath him sending dust and debris flying into their faces as they all fling themselves back off the male trying to clear their vision. Taking this opportunity the male quickly springs back up before rushing off towards the speedsters location. Dashing through the streets it isn't long before the girls continue after him casing im through the streets. Rolling to the side he narrowly avoids a lightning strike from Keqing who suddenly appears in front of him.

Keqing- Come on we've already made out plenty of times before and we're practically dating after all this what's the big deal here?

She asks trying to grip the male and pull him into a kiss only for him to duck under her arms and shove her back knocking her into the horde sending half of them crashing to the ground below. Running ahead he then faces his next obstacle as Jean and Lisa await him at the top of the cathedral stairs.

Jean- Thomas! I am the grandmaster here and I order you to stop this rebellious attitude at once!

Thomas- I'm not being rebellious I just don't wanna get fucked by thirty different women at once!

Lisa- Then how about just us two instead?

Thomas-..................Pass.

The male answers slowly before stomping the ground beneath sending the two ladies tumbling down the stairs and managing to buy himself a bit of time as the horde struggles up the ruined stairs. Grinning at this he then rushes inside where he finds just the man he was looking for currently patching himself up.

Thomas- Jason!

Jason- Huh? Oh hey.

He casually answers hardly shooting the male a glance before tending back to his gun shot wounds. 

Jason- I still don't understand why you shot me but whatever. If you're here to apologize forget it we're cool now.

He mutters still glancing down at his wound not noticing as the male walks towards him his whole body trembling and sweat pouring down his face. Behind him the doors begins banging and clattering as the horde tries breaking in seemingly forgetting the doorknobs exist. Making his way towards the speedster the male can hear his blonde companion speak in his mind telling him what he needs to do now. So with no other option let at his disposal and the doors on the verge of breaking he quickly makes his move just as they burst open and the horde of ladies and Sarah rush in looking for their prize only to instead find this.

(Only with Thomas and Jason instead of course)

The two males currently locking lips as the scientist suddenly pulls his friend into a forced upon kiss neither of the  enjoying it both screaming in their minds and into the others mouth as they realize what's going on. In the horde we find the girls all snapping out of their trances the hearts in their eyes disappearing and all left completely stunned and dumbfounded over the sight before them...........well most.

Sarah- *snicker* Hehe priceless.

The girl mutters to herself as she snags several photos of the two males lip locked. A few seconds later they then separate from this kiss both screaming out and spitting like their life's depend on it.

Jason- DUDE WHAT TE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU-

Thomas- SHUT UP!!! JUST SHUT UP!!!

Jason- YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS ISSUES TODAY BRO!!!

Thomas- I SAID SHUT UP!!!

They shout at one another before the scientist suddenly tackles the speedster to the ground where they begin walloping on the other both continuing to scream insults at one another the two times they brawl. The whole time the ladies either walk off or question what's happening.

Woman 1- What the heck just happened to me?

Woman 2- No idea but I have a raging headache.

Woman 3- Hey what's up with those two?

Woman 1- Don't know they were just kissing though.

Woman 2- Are they like..........gay?

Woman 1- Guess so. Huh, who knew?

They speaks before the whole crowd including a still snickering Sarah all walk off leaving the two beaten and battered males behind.

Thomas- This as been the absolute worst day of my life.

Jason- You're telling me. Oh also.

Thomas- Yeah-Gah!!!

He starts but is immediately cut off as the male delivers a devastating left hook to his jaw knocking him out cold sending him crashing to the floor below battered, beaten, covered in lipstick and defeated.

Jason- What a dick.....

He pants cracking his knuckles as he pants harshly the events that just transpired before facing the camera and getting quite close and personal.

Jason- Happy Valentines day all of you. Now piss off!

He shouts crushing the camera in his hands and walking off leaving the unconscious scientist sprawled out on the floor.

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