THIS SHORT TAKES PLACE SEVERAL DAYS AFTER JASON HAS ARRIVED AND MET EVERYONE AND IS OF COURSE NON-CANON, IT'S JUST SOMETHING REALLY DUMB I CAME UP WITH AND COULDN'T FIT IN ANY NORMAL CHAPTER.

(Third person, No one's P.O.V., Streets of Mondstadt* 

Jason- Dude, you've gotta get out there and meet some girls

Thomas- What!?!

The male exclaims over his friends random commnt as they were simply walking around town in complete silence up until that point.

Jason- Seriously man you've got to get out there and go on a date or just straight up kiss a girl because seriously you're in desperate need of it.

Thomas- What? No I'm not!

Jason- Yes you are I can see it on your face, you're practically screaming "Get me out there! I'm single and ready to mingle"

Thomas- and so what if I am?

Jason- Nothing I'm just saying that if you don't do something about it soon then all that pent up loving frustrations are gonna turn into something real nasty!

The male exclaims as the scientist simply stands there in thought over this before speaking.

Thomas- Okay so what do you suggest I do?

Jason- My suggestion, you go out there and flirt yourself a girlfriend or at least a simple kiss

Thomas-.........Fine I'll do it, if for no other reason then to shut you up

Jason- Alright, Go get em Einstein!

The male speaks shoving his friend forward straight into some lady that just so happened to be wandering by. Stumbling into her view the male then simply stands there awkwardly sweating like mad as she folds her arms her eye browed raised expectantly. Clearing his throat the male uses the best pick up line he's got.

Thomas- Hey girl, Do you have eleven protons? Cause you're sodium fine!

Woman-.................

*Short Time-Skip*

Thomas- That could've gone better......

The male groans sat on the floor a large red hand mark plastered on his left cheek as his friend simply shakes his head at his disappointingly.

Jason- Sodium? Are you serious man?

Thomas- What? I thought it was clever

Jason- Flirting isn't about being clever you idiot. It's about being smooth and suave, cool and charming.

He tells him before glancing around and finding two girl simply strolling through town before turning back to Thomas with a grin.

Jason- Observe. 'Please forgive me Winter, it's only to help a friend I promise'

The male states before turning and walking towards the girls stopping just before them leaning against a nearby wall, sweeping his hair back with a sexy confident smirk before winking once which leaves the girls passed out on the floor their noses gushing blood stars in their eyes. Walking back towards his wide eyed friend he tells him.

Jason- And THAT'S how you do it

Thomas- Okay, but you're a lady killer. Girls have been clambering all over you since you were eight! Me? I'll have better luck cracking time travel with only half my brain and no limbs.

Jason- *Sigh* Oh Tommy you have a lot to learn my friend.

Thomas- Don't call me that

The male states clearly annoyed over the nickname before watching as Jason starts to ponder something for several until he eventually rises stars in his eyes and scaring the male over what's to come.

Jason- Alright! I've decided.

Thomas- Decided what? I don't like that look in eye.

Jason- I've decided that I will be your wingman and help you successfully nab a kiss from one of the many lovely ladies of Mondstadt.

Thomas- I knew it, I knew I didn't like that look

Jason- Aww come on, you wanna stay a virgin forever?

Thomas- JASON!!!

Jason- Hehe sorry I meant to keep that to myself

The male laughs sheepishly apologizing over his comment and waving off any people that might've heard as his friend simply buries his face into his lab coat seemingly trying to suffocate himself before his friend tears his head out the fabric and quite literally drags him off much to the scientists horror. Stopping just atop the streets stairs the speedster then scans the area around looking for two cute girls to use in his lessons. Scanning around for a hot minute he eventually locates both Sara and Blanche.

Jason- Perfect! Alright friend just watch me do and soon you'll have countless of girls trying to yours. You'll be your very own harem king!

Thomas- I hate you

Jason- Aww I love you too man. Now there are three steps to success when it comes to flirting. Step 1- You have to be confident. Watch me.

He states before heading off towards Sara who begins to blush deeply once the male comes into vision stopping right at her counter. Leaning against the counter backwards the male tilts his head back to stare directly at the young woman.

Jason- Hey Sara how've you been?

Sara- O-oh Hi Jason, I've been doing well.....

Jason- Good good. Tell me, What's a beautiful girl like you doing all alone out here?

Sara- B-beautiful?

The girl stutters blushing deeply over his comment and starts to feel her heart beating like mad once the male turns and grabs her by the chin and forces her to look directly into his eyes.

Jason- Very beautiful.......

He replies with a sly wink which is the final nail in the coffin as the girl immediately faint over this crashing to the floor with hearts circling her head. Grinning at this the male snaps his fingers and summons a small rain cloud above her head to help wake her up before returning to Thomas.

Jason- Now you try

Thomas- I don't want to!

Jason- Come on don't be such a nark! Listen I promise it's just this once and if it doesn't work out then I'll leave you and your pick up lines alone.

Thomas-..................Fine!

The male replies sharply before heading off towards Blanche who's currently sat at her produce stand trying to sell a large radish. Walking up the male starts.

Thomas- H-hey Blanche.....

Blanche- Oh hey Thomas! How's life?

Thomas- I-it's life......How've you been?

Blanche- Fine but I'd certainly be doing better If someone would buy this radish off me. I've been trying to sell it all day!

Thomas- W-well I could take it off your hands if you want

Blanche- Hmm.......What's your offer?

The girl asks as the male ponders this for a moment thinking 'What would Jason do?' Before sweeping his hair back and after accidentally poking himself in the eye he tells her.

Thomas- How about one date? 

Blanche- Huh?

Thomas- You and me, what you say?

Blanche- Hmm I was thinking more on the lines of 500 mora!

Thomas- Yeah that's fair.....

The male replies weakly and with a quick exchange we then find the male eating the large radish as his friend shakes his head at him disapprovingly once more.

Jason- I thought you hated radishes 

Thomas- I do *gag*

The male replies weakly gagging harshly and spitting the bite lit before taking another and hating every second of it. 

Jason- Tip 2. You have to be cool!

The male speaks whilst putting on a pair of silver rimmed glasses before flicking his nose and heading off towards the now fully awake Sara once more. Resting his elbow on her counter he speaks with coolness dripping off every word.

Jason- Man can you believe the things that have you do here? I mean sitting behind a counter and selling food all day? That's such a waste of your beauty. With your looks you could EASILY make it big as a model or actress you know?

Sara- Huh?

Jason- I'm just saying that if I were your boss I'd at least put you in a more flattering outfit because that one doesn't show off your true assets nearly as much as it should but that's just me I suppose. See ya!

He speaks whilst flicking her a mora coin with a wink clearly visible even through his sunglasses before taking the off and handing them towards his friend edging him towards the fruit seller.

Thomas- *Sigh* The things I let you rope me into......

He sighs over what he's currently doing before walking back towards Blanche who's now trying to sell a small red onion. Walking up this time it became even more of a disaster then the first time because before he could even say anything the girl accidentally squeezes too hard on the onion and it releases juices into the air that fly directly into the males good eye.

Thomas- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

He screams loudly falling to the floor gripping his face tightly as the girl begins apologizing profusely over this. Fighting through the pain he then stands and tries to play it cool like it's nothing but only ends up hurting himself more as when he goes to put on the shades he accidentally pokes himself in the eye damaging it even more as the girl runs off to find an eye patch. Five minutes later we find the male now looking like a pirate as his friend shakes his head yet again.

Jason- Dude-

Thomas- Just give me that last tip.....

Jason- Tip 3. You have to be suave. This one's easy just do exactly as I do alright?

Thomas- Sure, whatever......

The male replies as his friend heads off to Sara one last time this time actually stepping over the counter and standing beside the girl before in one quick motion he grabs her by the lower back, dips her down a bit and places a soft kiss upon her lips before rising slightly with a suave wink pulling back up. Hearing a thud behind him the male smirks and heads back towards his friend gesturing for him to get on with it. Sighing at this the scientist thinks, 'Just one more and we're done here' before heading off to face his greatest disaster yet. Greatest because of what happened shortly after, reaching the girls shop and climbing over was easy, ignoring her protests and grabbing her back also easy but when the male attempted to dip her down well.......

*BAM!*

The male accidentally swung too far and ended up smashing her head against the side of her stand knocking the girl out cold. This of course lead to panic by the male as he desperately tries to wake her praying to the archon's she's not dead. Back to Jason we find him face palming over this and speaks.

Jason- He's hopeless.......

*Short Time-Skip*

Jason- Okay clearly you are the single handed worst flirter in the history of flirting

Thomas- Sorry......

Jason- We've tried confidence, cool, suave and nothing has worked. You've failed every one of them in a complete and disastrous way.

Thomas- So can I go home now?

The male asks and doesn't wait for an answer as he goes to stand and walk wanting to forget this whole day and push it behind him before his friend grips him by the shoulder and forces him back around a dark look on his face.

Jason- I didn't wanna have to trll you this.....

Thomas- Uh....

Jason- I really didn't but you are so bad at flirting and I refuse to let my vest friend go out like this. SO I'm gonna teach you the single handed best technique to a girls heart. More than confidence, more than cool even more than suave.

Thomas- Does it involve humiliating or hurting myself?

Jason- No this one is super easy and safe to do. Now women from throughout history have responded to this technique in a positive manner since man first walked the earth.

The male explains as his friend simply raises an eye brow waiting for him to get with it. Deciding he shouldn't keep the scientist is suspense any longer he brings it down.

Jason- To guarantee a kiss from these girls, you HAVE to do this:

The male speaks in a complete and serious tone before he stands back and miraculously his pecs begin bouncing up and down continuously as the serious expression never once leaves his face. Stepping back the scientist is in complete awe and befuddlement as to what's happening.

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Thomas- What is that?

Jason- It's the pec pop of love baby. Go on try it yourself.

Thomas- What? No!

Jason- Come on dont be embaressed you have the body for it now go on and try it!

Thomas- No I'm not gonna do that! 

Jason- why not?

Thomas- Because-Would you stop bouncing your pecs? You're freaking me out man!

The male exclaims lightly shoving his friend forward to throw him off balance and stop the "Pec pop of love".

Jason- What's the big deal? Go on!

Thomas- No! It doesn't even matter anyways Blanche is still in the hospital so this whole thing is pointless!

Jason- That's fine Sara's still there do it on her!

Thomas- You know what? I'm done!

He states simply sounding clearly done with all this before turning and walking off in a fury as his friend simply calls for him to come back his pec once again bouncing as several ladies all start to form around him trying to get a closer look.

Jason- I told you it works!!!

Thomas- Screw you!!!

The male shouts disappearing behind a random building and dropping to the floor trying desperately to forget about all this.

Thomas- *Sigh* What an Idiot......

*TIME-SKIP TO NEXT MORNING*

Thomas- Worst......Day........Ever......

The male groans speaking slowly as he makes his way through the streets this time alone heading towards the front gate on an assignment from Jean. Walking through the city he's stops as he hears his name being called. Turning he finds Blanche there and goes to run off before she quickly pulls him back.

Blanche- Hold on I wanna talk to you!

Thomas- Is this about yesterday? Listen I'm really sorry for all that. You see Jason was-

Blanche- Were you flirting with me?

Thomas- FAILING to flirt would be the more accurate term but yes I was. Again it was ALL Jason's-Huh?

The male huh's in astonishment as je glances down to see the girl now with a soft smile and deep blush covering her face.

Blanche- Wow.....Uh.....No one's ever really tried flirting with me before....

Thomas- Really!?! That's surprising!

Blanche- How so?

Thomas- Well, just look at you! You're beautiful! But not just that you're smart, you're kind, you have a strong will and do a great job managing your store, you help others by selling them produce and you go out and forage every day to maintain your shop. You're a pretty amazing person Blanche!

The male states going on and on about the girl as she blushes deeper and deeper with every comment made.

Blanche- Wow....I uh-Didn't know you felt that way.....

Thomas- Of course I do, you're awesome Blanche!

Blanche- Well or what it's worth even though you did knock me out cold and left me with a horrible headache this morning. I thought your attempts yesterday were really sweet and super cute!

Thomas- Cute huh? Man Jason's gonna-Ah....

The male breathes as the girl suddenly leans up and places a tender kiss upon his left cheek leaving him blushing deeply before she pulls back with a kind smile and with a single flirtatious wink she heads off back towards her shop leaving the scientist grinning like an idiot. Shaking his head the male simply smirks at this thinking.

Thomas- 'Got that kiss Jace, Guess you lessons were good for something after all' You're still a dick though.....

The male speaks bluntly before turning and heading off towards adventure the same idiotic grin on his expression the whole time. Stepping out the city and heading off he fails to notice the speedster currently resting atop a large watch tower who grins at the departing male as he witnessed the whole thing.

Jason- Atta boy.....Keep that chin up!

The male speaks softly before gazing down at the necklace currently resting between his fingers and glances up at the sky.

Jason- Miss you, My beautiful snowflake.....

He whispers softly his mind filled with the memories he shared with the village girl before leaning against the tower and heading to a deep nice slumber to find himself someone cold and calming like the first winter morning a content smile on his sleeping face the whole time.

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A/N- YEAH I'M NOT AURE WHAT THIS WAS. AS STATED ABOVE IT'S JUST SOMETHING REALLY DUMB AND RIDICULOUS I CAME UP WITH A COULDN'T FIT IN ANY NORMAL CHAPTER, AND THAT'S NOT ALL. LATELY I'VE BEEN THINKING UP FUN SCENARIOS THAT ARE TOO SHORT OR SIMPLE TO WARRANT THEIR OWN CHAPTE SUCH AS: Love potion hi-jinx, Jean on Energy drinks, Body Swap Mayhem. ALL REALLY FUN AND STUPID IDEAS THAT I'D LIKE TO DO SO WITH YOUR GUYS's PERMISSION I'D LIKE TO KEEP MAKING THESE SHORTS. NOW OF COURSE THE ACTUAL CHAPTERS WILL BE MY MIN PRIORITY WITH THESE BEING MERE......APPETIZERS BETWEEN CHAPTERS. I'M THINKING ONE SHORT EVERY 3-5 CHAPTERS? SO TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK EY? And until then always remember, Stay Tuned and Stay Pretty Ya'll.

Extra- Also keep your eyes open for........something else. It's coming up real soon.