Chapter 1- A surprise from the skies



*THIRD PERSON, NO ONES P.O.V., 50,000 FT in the air*

???- Well this is certainly a predicament, wonder how I'll survive this one?

The mysterious male says out loud to no one in particular, well besides the blonde female falling beside him.

???- THOMAS, DO SOMETHING!!!

Thomas- Well Excuse me aren't YOU the magic one here just whip up a spell of yours and float us down to safety, the ground is only 28,000ft away now.

???- You know my magic doesn't work after rift jumping it's gonna take a while to refresh and we're running out of space between us and the ground.

Thomas- Fine, plan B it is, hold on tight!

*MEANWHILE ON THE GROUND, KNIGHTS OF FAVONIUS HEADQUARTERS*

Jean- Ugh!

Lisa- Are you alright dear?

The witch asks the grandmaster watching her currently stress over a mountain of papers on her desk and more off to the side.

Jean- I'm fine Lisa it's just all this paper work I currently have going on over the storm terror threat we just dealt with now everyone is freaking out thinking he'll be back and that's just gonna lead to more panic and more panic is bad for mondstadt 

Lisa- well that's an awful heavy load of papers on your desk maybe you should take a break and relax a little

Jean- I can't I need to get these finished today and after these I still have much more I need to file over the recent hilichurl camps that have been getting closer and closer to the city by the day

Lisa- well with that attitude it's no wonder you're so stressed, listen nothing will happen if you just take five minutes off of work and relax. Think about it, you lie down on this nice sofa over here, I call noelle to brew you some calming tea and then you get back to work. How does that sound?

Jean- I'm sorry but maybe later. I just really need to finish this work.

Lisa- you need to relax I mean come on it's not like some intruder is suddenly gonna fall out of the sky and approach the ci-*SLAM!

She starts but is suddenly cut off by the door slamming open behind and knight of favonius swan enters in a hurry.

Swan- ACTING GRANDMASTER AN ATTACKER IN APPROACHING THE CITY FROM THE SKIES!!!

Lisa- *sigh* of course

Jean- well what are you waiting for? Order the knights around the walls to shoot them down before they get any closer!

Swan- Ma'am!

He replies with a salute running off to follow his orders, as he runs off Jean turns over to the witch.

Jean- you were saying?

*MEANWHILE BACK IN THE SKIES 2 MINUTES EARLIER*

Thomas- Fine!, plan b it is, hold on tight!

The male shouts grabbing the blonde by the waist and starts dive bombing towards the ground accelerating as they get closer and closer.

???- This is plan B!?!, dive bombing head first into the ground!

Thomas- have faith Sarah, it'll be fine!

Sarah- well do you at least have a parachute or your wings, or something!!!

Thomas- you know I had to scrap those for parts in the last dimension but thank you for bringing it up!

Sarah- seriously we're only 1,000ft away from becoming stains on the floor what is your plan!?!

Thomas- give it a few more seconds, I cant open it from all the way up here!.....okay almost there, in 5,4,3,2,1!

He counts down before a spreading his arms and a makeshift glider unfurls from them helping the two glide safely through the air.

Thomas- see told you I had a plan

Sarah- you almost gave me a heart attack

Thomas- if you had one you know my arm is equipped with a defibrillator

Sarah- that's not the point we could've died!

Thomas- No we wouldn't, trust me S I won't let anything happen to you. With me around you have nothing to be afraid of. You got me?

He says glancing down at the blushing female currently looking everywhere but back at him looking to the side she quietly mumbles.

Sarah- yeah, I got it...

Thomas- cool, so now we just float on down to safety after we reach the ground we'll scout out the surrounding area and try to figure out where we are.

Sarah- hey...LOOK A CITY!!!

She suddenly shouts pointing towards the distance causing the male to almost drop her looking at where she's pointing the male sees she's right and starts adjusting the glider to take them closer.

Sarah- My god I can't remember the last time we've seen actual civilization. Well at least one that hasn't tried to kill us on sight.

Thomas- don't kill your chickens just yet we don't know if they're friendly.

Sarah- well the buildings there look pretty man made I have hope we'll be fin-*THWINK!*

She starts but is suddenly cut off by an arrow flying towards them and lodging itself into the males shoulder.

Thomas- AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!, NOT FRIENDLY NOT FRIENDLY AT ALL!!!

He screams in both terror and agony desperately trying to evade all the arrows and bolts flying towards them.

Sarah- Seriously!?!, 78 dimensions now and not a single friendly denizen!

Thomas- that's what you're upset about!?!, tell me how's your magic looking?

Sarah- Hold on let me check

She exclaims holding out her right hand as it's enveloped in a bright blue light turning back towards the male she replies.

Sarah- I'm good, why?

Thomas- because it's time we return the favor. Nobody shoots Thomas Bracksen and gets away with it!

Sarah- finally I've been itching for a fight all day!

Thomas- Commence plan delta B dash 4!

Sarah- uh, what?

Thomas- Just get down there and kick their asses up their nostrils. LETS DO THIS!!!

He shouts suddenly throwing the female towards the ground ignoring her screams before dropping his glider and following after her. Spreading his arms and adjusting his body weight he maneuvers himself over a bunch of knights who are currently raising their swords in the air ready to impale as soon as he lands.

Thomas- GET READY SUCKERS!!! HERE COMES THE PAIN!!!

He shouts once more before dropping down on top of them with enough force to launch them several feet into the air. Grabbing one of the knights by the shoulder he quickly head butted him knocking him out instantly before moving on to another target and knocking that one out with a metal fist to the jaw. Turning around he finds three more advancing on him but before they could take another step they're suddenly blasted back by a bright blue flash behind them, falling down they reveal Sarah currently standing there looking both injured and pissed.

Sarah- WHAT THE HELL THOMAS!?!

She screams kicking a knight in the face. Knocking another knight out by stealing his sword then bashing him in the face with it the male replies.

Thomas- What's up?

Sarah- What's up?, you dropped me from 500ft in the air!

She shouts bringing out her staff and bashing it against two knights heads at once knocking them both out.

Thomas- I thought you had it covered

He says materializing a black and white hand cannon from his arm and shooting at a watch tower causing it to crumble.

Sarah- Had it covered? I told you my powers don't work after we rift jump!

Thomas- you said they were back

Sarah- NOT ALL OF THEM!!!

Thomas- listen if it makes you feel any better, you look good with your hair all ruffled. It's a cute look one you.

He says grabbing a knight and snapping his neck. Dropping the corpse he looks around as they're suddenly surrounded by an army of knights all equipped with various swords, bows and spears.

Thomas- is it just me or are these guys using some seriously primitive weapons? I mean come on basic steel swords and wooden bows?

Sarah- seems we landed in a medieval dimension this time

Thomas- cool I love Renaissance  

He says dodging a spear before grabbing it and snapping it in half with his knee then throwing the blunt side and the attackers head as the other soldiers advance on them.

Thomas- Hmmm....200 vs 2......I like those odds!. SARAH!!!

Sarah- yes?

Thomas- you take the ones on the left I got the right.

Sarah- gotcha 

The commune before charging into battle with a mighty battle cry

*SCENE CHANGE TO THE KNIGHTS OF FAVONIUS HEADQUARTERS, 5 MINUTES LATER*

Lisa- so how do you think the attack situation is going?

Jean- judging by the quiet I say it's been dealt with just fin-*SLAM!!!*

Swan- ACTING GRANDMASTER WE NEED YOUR HELP THE ATTACKERS ARE DESTROYING EVERYONE OF US, THEY'RE TOO MU-AHHHHH!!!

He screams as he's suddenly shot in the side and knocked down by a flying kick from the friendly scientist himself. 

Thomas- Snitches get stitches punk

Jean- 0-0

Lisa- 0-0

Thomas- Hmm?

Turning to the women the male simply bows and greets them

Thomas- ladies

Jean- STOP RIGHT THERE!!!

She shouts grabbing her sword as Lisa charges a spell fully intending to blast him to hell and back, fortunately before she could finish the spell a fireball suddenly blasts her in the back.

Sarah- Oh no you don't!

Thomas- Sarah glad you could join me 

He say whilst casually dodging slashes from Jean left and right.

Thomas- I take it you finished off your knights by now?

Jean- Finished off?

Sarah- don't worry I didn't kill them, well most of them. A few did happen to burn to death when I accidentally hit a torch with a lightning bolt and some random explosion happened but that wasn't my fault!

Lisa- you've murdered our loyal men!

Thomas- your men?, so you were the ones who ordered those men to shoot us down. Let's me tell you something you little witch.....I DON'T APPRECIATE BEING SHOT AT!!!!!

Jean- we don't appreciate terrorists and murderers!!!

Sarah- I got the witch you take care of blondie!

Lisa- Let's dance!

*SOMEWHERE IN THE DISTANCE*

Barbara- A-Achoo!

*BACK TO THE BATTLE*

Thomas- AHHHHHHH!!!

Sarah- AHHHHHH!!!!

Jean- YAHHHHH!!!

Lisa- AHHHHH!!

They scream charging into battle Thomas continuing to dodge jeans slashes whilst getting a few cheeky hits in himself. Sarah and Lisa firing lightning and fireballs at one another dodging the continuous explosions and sometimes times charging in to get a few hits. 

Jean- Lisa!

Lisa- right!

They commune as Jean uses her ability to lift both Thomas and Sarah into the air keeping them suspended while Lisa electrocuted the two of them before Jean throws them out the window. Quickly grabbing the ledge the male hoists himself up onto the roof quickly followed by Jean as Sarah plummets towards the ground.

Thomas- cheap blow!

Jean- it's called teamwork!

She says stabbing at him only to have her blade grabbed and tossed aside by the male and head butted back. Raising his arm into the air the male summons a silver katana with glowing green kanji's across the blade.

Thomas- and I call this Anarugi!

Jean- you would attack an unarmed woman!?!

Thomas- of course not!, here's to a fair fight!

He says tossing her blade back and getting into a stance, Jean then rushes forward and slashes at him only to have her sword blocked by his, this continues on for a while the two slashing and blocking, stabbing and parrying neither able to get the upper hand whilst also a making sure not to slip and fall off the roof. Climbing up higher the male uses the nearby flag to swing off it and land a savage kick to her ribs and quickly following up with three slashes to her chest.

Jean- GAHHH!!!

She screams in agony falling to the ground and having her chest stepped on by the male who points his sword at her throat.

Thomas- surrender!, I don't wanna have to kill you!

Jean- Knights, of Favonius.....never.....SURRENDER!!!

She screams grabbing and twisting the male ankle knocking him off the roof before jumping down after him, stomping on his right leg arm causing a viscous snapping sound.

Thomas- AHHHHHH!!!, YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!

He shouts getting up and quickly clocking her across the jaw, head butting her and and kneeing her in the gut continuously his cyber eye now a blood red color his face distorted in rage and pain.

Thomas- You should've surrendered when you had the chance

He says summoning a pistol as shooting her point blank in the knee knocking her down and kicking her in the face. Grabbing her by the cloak he lifts her up fully intent on finishing her off.

Thomas- Now You're time is up, The good guys win once again!!!

Jean- Good guys?, but-

Thomas- say goodb-GAH!!!

He shouts startled by a sudden wet sensation splashing him completely soaking him from head to toe. Turning around he finds a short blonde haired girl in priestess/nurse like attire standing there.

Barbara- leave my sister alone!

Thomas- did you just throw a water balloon at me!?! What did you possibly hope to accomplish by doing that!?!

Barbara- Alone not much, but he might help

Thomas- Huh?

He asks confused Turning around once more only to immediately black out the last thing he heard was.

???- FREEZE!!!

*MEANWHILE*

Lisa- try not to enjoy this too much!

Sarah- gee, I'm not one to judge but you really are a slu-GAH!!!

She screams as she's horribly electrocuted by the flying lantern now circling her. Fighting through the pain she slowly gets up and shoots the thing with a small magic bolt from her hand destroying it.

Sarah- nice try sister, but you have to try harder then that!, now witness true power!!!

She shouts raising her arms and causing a nearby watch tower to be lifted into the air as she chucks it straight towards the librarian. Quickly blasting it with a large bolt the tower is destroyed but leaves a massive dust cloud completely blinding her. Taking this as her moment the blonde uses her wind powers to create a vortex and sucks Lisa into it before tossing a few magic bolts in turning it into a death spiral. 

Lisa- GAHHHH!!!

She screams as she's bombarded by razor sharp wind currents and energy blasts from the female. Dissipating the vortex the blonde then rushes forward and uses her staff to vault into the air and lands on top of the librarians left arm crushing it in the process.

Sarah- SURRENDER!!!, you're outmatched!

Looking up from the ground Lisa then spots an open flame right behind the blonde and looks up at her.

Lisa- you know you should really watch your surroundings

Sarah- Huh?

She asks before before knocked down by Lisa who quickly fire a lightning bolt into the flame causing a massive explosion right behind her attacker. Stealing her staff she uses it like a baseball bat and swings it straight into her head instantly knocking her out.

Lisa- that's for almost calling me a slut

She exclaims as jean then drops next to her followed by Barbara, kaeya and a currently frozen scientist. Turning towards the grandmaster Lisa asks.

Lisa- what should we do with these two?

Kaeya- Execution?

Jean- No I want them alive, the male said something to me just before you and Barbara appeared. Something about the good guys winning. I want to know more about that and more about these two in general.....Captain Kaeya!, throw these two in the dungeon and call me once they wake up. I have a lot of questions that need answering right now.


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