A/N: The last chapter was bad, like, seriously bad, so i decided to unpublished it, and act like it never exist

Anyway, i will update this story daily from now on, because i feel like i'm leaving it like a bitch in the corner of a room, so yay?

This chapter will be following directly the chapter 4, because it's the 5th chapter, and no other chapter were posted before, okay? :)

Lets go

Y/N: Okay, THAT is bad

Sakuro: What is ba- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

The girls turn to Sakuro, as he was pointing at the big ass portal

Y/N: That, my son, is the sign of my doom

Julia: Oh? And that 'doom' is more powerful than me?

Y/N: Yeah, she can beat you with one finger

Julia: Oh.....

Kotoro: Who is that 'doom' anyway?

Haruka: Yeah, we're curious!

Y/N: Well, she is your aunt, in a way, and the sister-in-law of your mother

Sakuro: If she is our aunt, she will be nice with us!

Y/N: Yeah, no, you can die in front of her, she will just smirk

Sakuro: O-Oh....

Y/N: She won't have the balls to kill me, go home, i will be back for dinner

Hakuro: Kay, last one to return home is a bitch!

They all transformed into their dragon form, and fly away, except for Julia, who looked at me with worry

Y/N: What?

Julia: It's just.... Don't die

Y/N: Don't worry, i won't

She smiled, before transforming and flying back home

Y/N: Welp, now the problem start

???: You sure are in a lot of problem, human

I slowly turn back, and see Kiana looking at me, and god she was furious

Y/N: Oh, hello theren didn't see you here

Kiana: And you won't see me ever again after i take care of you

She created portals around me, as i was not moving

Kiana: Accepting death this easily? I wanted to kill you for what you did to me in this battle

Y/N: *Mind* WAIT! CHANCE!

Y/N: What if i tell you..... i was controlled that day.....

Kiana: Oh? And why should i trust you?

Y/N: Because in reality, i come from the future, where you and i have a daughter, called Kiara.....

Y/N: *Mind* Fuck it, i'm going to spoil her the future

Kiana: A daughter, you say?

Y/N: Yis

Kiana: I never heard a lie so idiotic, it almost make me laugh

Y/N: Oh yeah? You know she is right behind you

She turn around, saw no one, as she sigh

Kiana: You could have make way more to fle-

Y/N: IN YOUR FACE!

I gazed her face with a bomb-spray, as she hold her eyes and scream

Kiana: FUCKING HELL IT HURTS!

Y/N: Now! SECRET JOESTAR TECHNIQUES! NIGERUNDAYO!

Kiana: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

I jumped from the roof, and started to run in the city, in hope to flee from her

Kiana: GET BACK HERE!

She was flying above me, sending laser at me, as i dodged barely each of them

Y/N: THEY'RE NOT LIKE FROM THE GUARD OF INAZUMA! THEY DON'T HAVE A RYTHM!

Kiana: THEY WILL HAVE ONE WHEN I WILL KILL YOU!

Y/N: THAT STILL DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

Kiana: FUCK YOU!

I hide behind a wall, my mind racing, as i saw a barrel near me

Y/N: .......

Narrator POV

Kiana destroyed the wall, as Y/N was nowhere to be seen, and instead, there was a barrel, looking at her, M E N A C I N G L Y

Kiana: Tch! He can teleport too?! Fucking asshole!

She teleported away, as Y/N walk out from behind another wall, and sigh in relief

Y/N: 

He sat on the barrel, catching his breath, before the barrel moved

He got out of it, as someone, well two people got out of it, as it was none other than Noelle and Bennett

Y/N: Oh, hey guys

Noelle: Y/N!

Bennett: Big bro!

Y/N: Big bro?

Bennett: Yeah, you're like a brother to me!

Y/N: If you were a girl, i would have punch you, but since you're a bro, i'm your bro

Noelle: We were so worried! 

Y/N: What happened to you guys? It looks like you had crazy adventures without me

Noelle:  Well, we got captured by the archons after you jumped from the plane

Y/N: Hmm....

Bennett: The archons asked us if we knew where you were, and we say no, since we lost you

Y/N: Huh-Huh

Noelle: She put us in jail, but we managed to flee, before dragons attacked the city

Benett: So we decided to hide in this barrel, and wait for everything to stop

Y/N: Huh, that wasn't fun at all, i'm glad i didn't come

Noelle: Anyway, the dragons really did a good amount of damage on the city

Bennett: Yeah, you don't say

Y/N: That wasn't the dragons, but Kiana

Noelle: S-She is alive?!

Y/N: Yeah, if i don't have my power back, no one can kill her

Bennett: You can kill a god?!

Y/N: Bitch i created them, of course i can kill them. Would be lame if i can't beat my creations

Noelle: Anyway, we should continue our road toward Natlan, two of my friends, called Keqing and Ganyu are trapped there, and need to be saved

Y/N: Okay

Bennett: But first, we need to eat, and rest

Y/N: Yeah

Noelle: You don't seems to be interested in the conversation, is something wrong?

Y/N: Yeah, i am wondering about something.....

Noelle: You can tell us, you know?

Y/N: You two are just kids, i'm not telling anything to you two

He started to walk away, as his thoughts were focused on one thing

Y/N: *Mind* Without me, how is Paimon holding her cooking show?

Meanwhile.....

Paimon: Hello people from Teyvat! It's your favorite mascott, Paimon! Today, Y/N isn't here, but no worries! I have a few people who decided to help me!

Dilluc: Kill me

Kaeya: Oh come on, there is no need to be this shy because we're live!

Jean: Even if i'm the Grandmaster..... It's still a lot of pressure....

Lisa: Ara~ Is the great Jean scared~?

Amber: I-I don't know if i can do this..... How can Y/N be so calm everytime....

Venti: Have no fear, the worst thing is Paimon yelling at us

Paimon: Y/N called one of his friend for the one year special of this show! And it's none other than!

Someone walked at the guest table, and boi they better not screw up

Paimon: Asura! The 'angy boi over 9000' like Y/N would call him!

Asura: If the food taste bad, i'm taking out your eyes to ram it in your ass

Knight of Favonius: (._.     )

Paimon: Let's start!

Return to Y/N

Y/N: *Mind* Meh, she can manage

Noelle: Y/N, we're here

He looked to the city in front of him, and see something, actually quite beautiful

Y/N: Looks dope

Bennett: I lived here before, but they kicked me out, i still don't know why

Y/N: Then we will kick them out so you can live here again

Bennett: Yay!

Noelle: My friends are trapped at the top of this mountain full of lava, we need to be careful, guards ca-

Suddendly, a barrel covered her from head to toe, as the same happened to Y/N and Bennett:

Y/N: Now, we can go safely

Noelle: It will never work!

Bennett: We can trust him!

Noelle: I'm still on my guard in case something happen....

Timeskip

They were now on top of the Lava mountain, as they were not noticed by th guards

Even better, some guards greeted them

Boelle: It worked....

Y/N:

Bennett: As excepted from big bro!

???: Who are you?! Tell us!

Noelle: Girls!

???: Noelle?! What are you doing here?! It's too dangerous! Go!

???2: Please...... we don't want you to get hurt....

Noelle: Nonsense! I am here to save you, Ganyu, Keqing!

Keqing: Always putting others before your safety...... You idiot.....

Ganyu: Noelle.....

Y/N: So, you're freeing them or what?

Noelle: Yes!

She started to break the chains keeping them, before we heard a roar

Keqing: I-It's here!

Y/N: What's here?

Ganyu: Him....

Something flew in front of them, before it landed in front of them, and he was anrgy

Y/N: Wait.....

Keqing: He is the keeper of this place! Even the Archons have trouble with him!

Ganyu: The only solution is to flee....

Bennett: It looks like it doesn't want us to leave....

Noelle: We have to fight.....

It was about to charge a laser, before Y/N tossed a rock at it's eyes, stunning it

Y/N: Ha! NIGERUNDAYO!

He placed barrels on everyone, before the dragon returned to it's sense, and flew away, in search of them

Y/N: Outsmarting an overgrown lizard: Checked

Keqing: W-What was that?

Y/N: Dragons are powerful foe, but they're dumb as fuck, so you yell your plan, hide, and it fly away because it thinks you flee

Bennett: That's why you're the best!

Noelle: Again, you saved my life..... Thank you.....

Ganyu: You have my thanks....

Keqing: M-Me too.....

Y/N: Before we go to an inn, everyone, put this hat, and act like nobles

Keqing: We may have fooled a dragons, but we can't fool humans, they can-

At the Inn

Y/N: Thank you my good sir! I will talk with the archon about your Inn, and how incredible it is!

Inn keeper: Thank you, and have a nice rest here!

Bennett: Lesson 1: Never doubt of big bro

Keqing: .......

Ganyu: I like this hat..... it feels nice.....

Keqing: Noelle, who is this man? He can't be a normal traveler, he is ....... weird......

Noelle: Oh, because it's Y/N L/N

Keqing: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!

Ganyu: My ear.....

Chapter 5: Finished

A/N: I seriously need to know what you think of this chapter, i'm starting to feel bad every time i publish a chapter of this story, and..... yeah

Anyway, see you all next time!