A/N: So, as you can see in the picture..... she is not making her comeback, yet

Or am i just pranking you? Or am i not? Too much question!

Also, chapter 5 will be one ass long chapter, maybe 10k words! HA!

Anyway, let's do this, let's raid a country!

R A I D S H A D O W L E G E N D

Me and Julia were sleeping in the bed, naked, before i heard a yell

Y/N: Can't they not argue for a second.....?

Julia: Let them be..... today is their first time..... they are nervous.....

Y/N: Oh yeah, that day...... what's going to happen today......?

Julia: We're going to attack a country...... It's a tradition from the original god......

Y/N: Oh......

*Flashback*

Y/N was now finished with creating most of the population of Teyvat, as he was now making some rules

Y/N: Alright..... 1st rule: No to being a whimp

2nd rule: Rare dragon should attack a country after they hit 8......

3rd rule: No touching the no-no square

He smiled, before nodding at himself

*Flashback*

Y/N: Oh.... now i remember..... Wait.... the kids are 8....?

Julia: They are 16 years old in human age, but for dragon, it's 8 years old.....

Y/N: Oh.....

I got up from the bed, get dressed, and yawn

Julia: Come back.... it's cold without you.....

Y/N: If the attack is a success, i'm all yours for a week

She was now dressed, and at my side, fully awake

Julia: Let's not waste time, shall we?

We both got out of the room, and see Kotoro strangle Sakuro

Kotoro: WHY DID YOU BURNED THE BREAD?!

Sakuro: *confused strangled noise*

Haruka: It was already like that, sis....

Kotoro: SHUT IT!

Y/N: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!

They all stood in line, not moving, doing a military salute

Kids: GOOD TO SEE YOUR DOING WELL, FATHER!

Y/N: What the fuck is this "Bread" story?

Kotoro: You see-!

Sakuro: DAD! SHE IS MEAN TO ME! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING AND SHE IS BULLYING ME!

He was hugging me, as i smiled

Y/N: Hhey, Sakuro

Sakuro: Huh....?

I bonked his head, hard, before glaring at him

Y/N: Don't be such a whimp

Sakuro: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Haruka: Oof

Kotoro: HAHAHAHA!

Y/N: Don't laugh, you're next

Kotoro: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

Y/N: You waked me up with your yell

Julia: Anyway, are you three ready? We will go in 5 minutes. While i prepare myself, go show your dragon form to your dad

Kids: YES!

Kotoro: Come on dad! I want to show you how awesome mine is!

Haruka: Ha! He will like mine, not yours!

Sakuro: H-He will like mine more!

Girls: SHUT IT YOU WHIMP!

Sakuro: S-Scary....

Y/N: Alright alright, let's go

We all got out of the house, as they separated themselves, and smirked

Kotoro: I'm going to show you how cool i am!

Her body glowed, before she exploded, killing everyone

https://youtu.be/X-KwYX2u8e4

Nah, just kidding, she transformed into her Dragon form, and it surprised me

Y/N: Hoho! Good! Very good! Your skin is hard, your teeth are sharp, and you are in good form!

She smiled proudly, looking at the other with a smug face

Y/N: But your horns are too long, and they don't seems to be hard enough to resist a hit. For that, 7/10

She lost her smile, before she laid on the ground, and pouted

Sakuro: I-I'm next!

His body glowed, before he transformed into his dragon form

Y/N: Oh! Slender body, making you faster than others, poison on your body, protecting you from people who got on you! Perfect for defense and attack!

He scratched his head, embarassed, as i sigh

Y/N: But you fucking stink! And your wings look weak as hell. 7/10

He laid on the ground, near Kotoro, who tried to pat him, but burned herself because of the poison

Haruke: HENSHIN!

Her body glowed, before a tornado of fire appeard out of nowhere, dissapeard, as i saw her dragon form

Y/N: Hmm..... Your scale are pretty hard, your wing look strong, your horn are the perfect size.....

She smiled proudly, before i walked to her, and bonked her head

Y/N: But you almost burned my clothes, so, go to bad-girl jail. 7/10

She pouted, before she walked to her siblings, who looked dejected, as Julia walked out

Julia: What did you do to them?

Y/N: I rated their Dragon form, and now their sad about not being the favourite

Julia: Oh. And what would you give me~?

Y/N: 10 of course

Julia: Oh, that's so kind~

She kissed my cheek, before transforming into her dragon form, grab me with her tail, and place me on her head

She nodded to the kids, as they all flew toward a Country, which was none other than Sumeru, protected by the Archon of Wisdom

Y/N: Giving them the best opportunity i see! As expected from my Dragon wife!

I patted her head, as she roared in hapiness

Suddendly, we could hear noises coming from the country

I looked down, and see the entire city getting ready to defend themselves, as i sigh

Y/N: Can i go?

Julia shaked her head no, as i pouted

Y/N: Don't care i'm going there. FOR THE CRUSADE!

I jumped from her head, and aimed directly to the biggest building, and smirked

Y/N: I have a meeting to do! WEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEE!

I took something out his pocket, and placed it on my head

I was now flying as i wanted, spinning around in the air

Y/N: Next stop! The Archon room!

I fly at full speed toward a window, crashed into it, landed with a smirk

???: It seems like you took your time, Julia

Y/N: I am not Julia, you know? This kinda hurt me, Sakura

Sakura turned around, shocked, but soon glared at me

Sakura: What are you doing here? And most importantly, why are you alive? I made sure to give you the final blow that day

Y/N: Oh, did you just talked? Sorry, i couldn't make it because you make the same noise that when you suck dicks

Sakura: Run your mouth all you want, you will die here

Y/N: Is that so? Well then......

I slammed my foot as hard as i could on the ground, shaking the whole building, and even the whole country, as i smirked

Y/N: Since you are the Archon of Wisdom, you should know how powerful i really am

Sakura: ......

She slowly grabbed her sword, glaring at me, but also nervous

A small thing falled on the ground, as i already pinned her to the wall, her sword stabbed on the wall, my finger in front of her throat

Y/N: Ez

Sakura: Tch!

Suddendly, the room started to change, and tree were growing everywhere

I jumped away, before letting out a sigh

Y/N: She won't give up that easily, huh?

I jumped from the window, before Kotoro grabbed me, and fly away

The whole building was changing, and soon turned into a giant Tree monsters, and roared

Y/N: Launch me in the air!

She nodded, before flying toward the sky at full speed, and then let me go

I closed my eyes, and remember everything i'm fighting for

Y/N: *Mind* Kiana, Lumine, Paimon, Kiara, Barbara, Mona's ass, the money Zhonglia owe me, beating Aether without remorse......

My eyes shot open, and i activated my 2nd Armor

Y/N: LIKE HELL I'M THROWING THAT AWAY!

The armor glowed, before i landed on the ground, ready to fight

Y/N L/N enter the fight!

Author POV

And he started to beat the shit out of the monster, as the family was looking in awe, back in their human form

Kotoro: Woah!  Dad is super strong!

Sakuro: As expected of dad!

Haruka: I want to ride that robot

Julia: I want to ravage him in bed

Sakuro: Ew! We are 8 mom!

Julia: Next year, you will start to go and find your mates, so i'm giving you tips

Haruka: You couldn't find a mate before dad!

Julia: Because they were not good enough!

Kotoro: You cried every night and yelled their name when dad wasn't here!

Julia: It's the past!

Y/N: She yelled who's name?

They all jumped in fear after Y/N appeard behind them, a stoic face

Julia: D-Darling! I-It's nothing, really!

Y/N: Who

Julia: T-There was Dvalin, and another guy you don't know....

Y/N: The name. N O W

Julia: H-His name is Cermit with a C

Y/N: I'm going to murder him.... But first....

He patted everyone head, and smiled

Y/N: You truly did good there! I'm proud of you all!

They all beamed in hapiness, and jumped around

Y/N: Now, this country is now called, Y/N LAND! WE LIVE HERE!

Kids: REALLY?!

Y/N: Yeah!

Kids: Dad your the best!

Y/N POV

They jumped around, as i look toward the west, and smiled

That is, until i saw something in the sky, as my eyes widened

Y/N: Crap

Chapter 4: Finished

A/N: Next one = long one, because we're going to speed up, and go to the next level or randomness