A/N: I've searched some Genshin story yesterday, and god i feel like i watched the RWBY tag seriously

I've felt like everything was the same thing. It was either One-Shot, or Reader x the same character every god damn time, WHICH IS EITHER CHILDE OR DILLUC!

I'm happy to know that people do things they like, and all, but at least try something different

We all have our own mind, so we can all do something different

The more choice people will have, the more they will like your story

I know that for most people, read and votes are important, but remember this

It's not the vote or the views who make the story, it's the author

Anyway, let's go!

Secretary: Noelle into the Harem?

A/N: Yes

Secretary: YAY!

A/N: Also, Danbooru is weird, seriously. I searched a picture for this chapter, and the only thing i found was people drawing the feet of Ganyu, or making our waifu fat

Secretary: Let's just ignore that...... Chapter on

A/N: WHY PEOPLE MUST DO THIS SHIT?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

Y/N: The fuck do you mean i killed gods for you?

Noelle: That is the truth, you have killed gods in order to protect me, and save me, after i was framed of betrayal 2 years ago

Y/N: Tell me the story, now

Noelle: Sure, let me prepare some tea first

She got up, prepare some tea, before starting her story

Story PO- Wait, does that even work?

Y/N: Shut the fuck up and do it!

Fuck you too, i'm doing it

Narrator POV

Noelle was just a girl, dreaming of being a knight of favonius

Her idol was none other than the star of the city, Y/N L/N

He was kind, helping, and never asked anything in return

Y/N: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT, WHO THE FUCK IS THAT SIMP VERSION OF ME?!

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME FINISH MY GOD DAMN STORY!

Y/N: NEVER IN A LIFE!

THAT'S IT! YOUR SALARY GET CUT BY HALF!

Y/N: YOU LITTLE SHI-

ANYWAY, Y/N was the hero of many, and was able to stop the rampage of Stormterror alone in a matter of days

Noelle always wanted to be like him, but between her and him, there was a univese of differences

His hit were clean, his move were perfect, and his strengh was beyond everything, while Noelle was the opposite

She almost never hit her target, her move were shaky, and she was barely able to lift her sword

She was getting depressed days after days, as the difference between her and Y/N was getting stronger

Until one day, Noelle was walking around the city, before she bumped into someone, who was none other than Kiana, an Archon

Noelle was fearing for her life, and apologize a million time, but Kiana was so angry she didn't hear anything, because a human dare bump into her

Y/N: That's a shitty reason

Then what do you say, asshole?

Y/N: She was angry because she make her 'limited ice cream vanilla chocolate available only one time every 500 years'

You know what, let's just say she was angry because she was angry, okay?

Y/N: NO, I WANT THE ICE CREAM

AS I WAS SAYING, Kiana was angry, as she was about to kill Noelle, before someone got in the middle, stopping it

Noelle eye's widened when she saw Y/N in front of her, protecting her

Kiana was shocked too, but she was more angry to see her love protecting someone else, and not her

Y/N: Totally Kiana-like

Yup

Anyway, Y/N said that innocent shouldn't pay by their life for a small mistake, and that what she was about to do was stupid

Kiana's fury was so great that she almost destroyed Teyvat in her rage, if it wasn't for Y/N stopping her, and killing her

Y/N: This Y/N is a bitch. No touchie the waifu, or you lost your laifu

The world was shocked to hear a human killed a god, as people around the world started to get against Y/N, saying his doing was an outrageous act against the god

Y/N: Ah yes, the fear of being killed too, so they group up and kill someone. Seems like my homeworld

Anyway, Y/N and Noelle were now considered terorrist around the world, as their bond grow up as the day passed

Y/N trained Noelle every day, they shared meal, laughter, hard moment together

It was almost like they were in a relationship

Uuntil one day, the world found where they were hiding, and attacked them

Y/N told Noelle to run, while he will take care of it

She didn't want to go, until he smiled at her, and waved goodbye

It was one men against the whole population of Teyvat + the Archons

In the end, he managed to kill half of the mortals, and injure badly every god

Y/N: Huh....

Nothing to say?

Y/N: I respect him for that, fighting a million people just in order to save one person, THIS is a king

Y/N POV

Noelle: So, now you remember?

Y/N: No

She looked sadden, as i feel like a piece of shit for a moment

Y/N: Well..... How about you help me remember?

Noelle: Huh?

Y/N: Let's go travel together again, like we used to

She smiled widely, before hugging me, and rubbing her head cutely on my chest

Y/N: Be my guide, Noelle

Noelle: Yes! I will show you how beautiful this world is, like you did to me 2 years ago!

Timeskip

Me and Noelle were walking around the forest, as i was teaching her the basic of survival, my edition

Y/N: What do you do if we fall on monsters?

Noelle: We kill it!

Y/N: If we find robber?

Noelle: Beat them!

Y/N: Someone in need of help?

Noelle: We ask for a payment!

Y/N: That's my girl!

I patted her head, as she smiled proudly, before something crashed in front of me, and it was a young boy, with white hair

???: Ouch, Ouch, Ouch! My head! Guess it was another failure.....

'If i don't get hit by my own attack my mom is a bitch' AKA Bennett

Y/N: Hey, you!

Bennett: Huh?

Y/N: You tried to pass the border, right?

Bennett: Y-Yeah! I actually did! How do you know?

Y/N: The joke is no more available, the target have a resistance against it.....

Bennett: Wait, are you Y/N L/N?!

Y/N: Plan B, Noelle!

Noelle: Yes!

She grabbed her sword, before Bennett beamed in hapiness

Bennett: I'm a huge fan!

Y/N: Excuse me what?

Bennett: Yeah! You are a genius! You can create whatever you want in a second! If i started to create things, it was to be like you!

Noelle: It seems suspicious, we should no-

She was cut in her sentence, after she saw me and Bennett handshaking manly, before i turn to Noelle

Y/N: From now on, he is with us

Noelle: ........Sure

Bennett: Say, what was your first creation?!

Y/N: A car

Bennett: WILL YOU BUILD IT?!

Y/N: No

He sulked down, before i smirked, and walk toward some rock

Y/N: Hmmm...... Do you have any Iron for me?

Bennett: I do......

Y/N: Then give it to me, i'm going to do something 

Timeskip

Bennett: Woah.......

Noelle: Y/N...... Since when......

Y/N: Since i was 8, why?

Noelle: WHAT IS THAT?!

She pointed at what i just created, as i stood proudly in front of it

Y/N: This, my dear Noelle, is a MOTHERFUCKING PLANE

Bennett: IT'S SO COOL!

Noelle: How does it even work?!

Y/N: Get in, less question

They all got in their place, as i was making sure they had their belt

Y/N: Everything good, let's do this!

I started the engine, as a giant roar was heard

Noelle: W-WHAT?!

Y/N: HERE WE GO!

Suddendly, a supersonic bang could be heard all around Teyvat, as we were now flying in the air

Bennett: We're flying! OH MY GOD!

Noelle: W-Woah! It's incredible!

Y/N: Noelle, which country attacked us first?

Noelle: Uhm.... Inazuma, why?

Y/N: Well..... They want Y/N, i give them Y/N!

I changed our direction toward Inazuma, as everything was ready

Y/N: Alright, WHO CAN SHOOT WELL HERE?!

Bennett: I do!

Something got in front of him, as it was a sort of TV

Y/N: Click on the biggest building when i told you to, okay?

Bennett: Yes!

We were now a few seconds away from Inazuma, as i smirked

Y/N: This is for not trusting me, bitch. You can click now!

He clicked on the biggest building, which was the castle, as a missile was sent at it

I fly back at full speed, before i closed my eyes

Y/N: 3..... 2..... 1......

Suddendly, a giant explosion happened behind us, as i shed a little tear

Y/N: You did good, my boy

Noelle: What was that?!

Y/N: My baby boy making daddy proud...... God, i promised i wouldn't cry......

Bennett: Woah....... AGAIN!

Y/N: Okay

I was about to turn around, before i saw something far away, heading toward us

It was the dragon that tried to kidnapp me, as i cursed

Y/N: Fuck you, seriously!

I activate the auto-pilot mode, as i got out of the plane, and jump

The plane changed direction, but the Dragon didn't

Y/N: As i thought..... It's after me.....

I saw i was about to land on thr grass, as i took a deep breath

Y/N: Serious mode

I landed perfectly on the ground, before looking at the landing dragon in front of me, as i smirk

Y/N: Hope your ready, because i'm not going to let myself get captured again

Smoke started to get out of the dragon, as it hide it's form, before someone walk out of it

???: YOU ASSHOLE WHY DID YOU BITE ME?!

Y/N: Oh i don't know, BECAUSE YOU KIDNAPPED ME ALL OF SUDDEN?!

???: LIKE HELL I KIDNAPPED YOU! I SAVED YOU!

Y/N: OH I'M SORRY YOUR HIGHNESS, DO YOU WANT ME TO KISS YOUR INJURIES SO IT CAN HEAL?! FUCK ME DESTINY!

???: I already fucked you

Y/N: That's coo-Wait What?

???: Yeah, why should i not? Your my mate

Y/N: Lady, i'm not the Y/N you know, i am from a different dimension

???: Pfft! Come on Y/N, stop joking around, it's me, Julia!

Y/N: No seriously i don't know who you are

Julia: Fucking hell..... Let's go, i need to check on the kids

Y/N: Kids? My kids, or your kids?

Julia:

Y/N: Oh

Julia: Let's go

Y/N: No

Julia: What do you mean no?

Y/N: It's maybe a trap, so you can eat me when we will arrive at your home

Julia: If i want to eat you it's only in bed, your the only Human i like

Y/N: Prove me that we were together before

Julia: Adobe Flash

Y/N:

Julia: Are you crying?

Y/N: I'm not crying, you're crying......

Julia: .......

Y/N: I..... Believe you..... Let's go...... Tell me the name of the kids......

Julia: Julie and Luffy

Y/N: Oh god my boy is a retard

Julia: Just like you, let's go

She transformed back into her dragon form, before flying away, as i was still in depression

Y/N: Adobe Flash....... I will never forget you..... Never......

Julia landed, tossing me to the ground, and walk to me in her human form

Julia: Get up

Y/N: .......

Julia: You can still play those stupid games of yours, i still have it

I instantly got up, and was at her face, dead serious

Y/N: Really?

Julia: Y-Yeah.....

I beamed in hapiness, before kissing her deeply, and hug her

Suddendly, she locked her leg around me, and didn't wanted to let me go

Julia: You asked for it, big boy~

Y/N: And i'm sure i won't complain at all

We entered the house, before going straight at the bed room, since the kids were not here

And that's how i fucked a Dragon

Chapter 2: Finished

A/N: What? You thought i would do Lemons? HA! Yes

Secretary: But Lemons are bad!

A/N: Oh yeah? Fight me (ง'̀-'́)ง

Secretary: Bring it on (ง'̀-'́)ง