A/N: I just woke up from my long long long long sleep, and i just realized there is a new cryo waifu..... again.......

Welp, into the harem

Y/N POV

Noelle: Y/N, what should we do next?

Y/N: I say we should attack Inazuma, and of course, we will need help

Keqing: Are we not enough?

Y/N: As far as i know, we only have one Cryo user, and one Geo user. And Pyro with Electro isn't a good thing, trust me

Ganyu: I actually someone, who have some hate against the Electro Archon.......

Y/N: Oh? Then go on, and share your thought

Ganyu: Her name is Eula, she is a very competent cryo user, even more powerful than me, who hate the Inazuma country, for killing the one who saved her a few years ago

Y/N: Let me guess: Me?

Ganyu: Yes

Noelle: Ganyu, do you know where she is actually?

Ganyu: Yes, i do..... She is living in the dragon spine, where the Fatalis is living......

Y/N: ...... Can she use pyro while being a Cryo user?

Ganyu: Yes, she can

*Flashback-kun, why did you cheated on me?*

Snezhnaya: Game over

I saw a little red light above us, as i smirked

Y/N: You sure about that honey? Because i don't think it is

Suddendly, two fireball hit the ground, melting the ice, and freeing me, as i smirked

Y/N: Nice timing

*I'm sorry, Return to Present-chan, i couldn't resist*

(A/N: Am i truly making a love story with the Flashback and return to the past? yes)

Y/N: THAT explain that, cool

Keqing: What do you mean, 'that explain that'

Bennett: You met her beforehand?! So cool!

Y/N: Meh, more like she saved me from the Tsaritsa when i was searching for something to cook

Ganyu: I shall thank her later....

Y/N: Anyway, while Ganyu go and talk to Eula, i will cause some havoc in Inazuma

Keqing: What type of havoc

Y/N: Have you ever heard of Dildo-Man?

*Timeskip-kun, have you heard about Flashback-kun?*

I was standing in front of the gate of Inazuma, as i took a deep breath

Y/N: Thy shall feel my wrath....

I bringed the holy weapon, before smashing it toward the gate, destroying it

Y/N: I have to buy time for them to enter the castle, and blablabla, they know their thing

When the dust died down, i saw, no one?

Y/N: Oh, trap so the Archon can fight me

???: You're half right on that

I saw a dozen of things crashing onto the ground in front of me, as the dust died down, and i could see the Archons who are against me, on the back of some Primo Geovishap

Y/N: Oh no, my favourite monster

Sarah: Well then, shall we begin?

Y/N: I don't think it's time yet.....

Something roared in the sky, before Dvalinn  flew above us, as i smiled

Y/N: NOW! We talk onto matters

Venti: I wish it wouldn't finish like that......

Zhonglia: You're going to die here!

Clara: Wry....

Alice: Let's be careful, he is way different than when we fought him

Y/N: Time to do it.......

I assumed my battle stance, and smirk

Y/N: To do it the old fashion way!

Meanwhile....

The team of Noelle, Bennett and Keqing were now inside the castle, and were searching for the thing Y/N told them

Keqing: Where could it be.....? We need to be faster...... or else Y/N will die.....

Noelle: Y/N will not die, he is more powerful than anyone in this world

Bennett: Why did you jinxed it?

They then heard a giant explosion, as it was coming from the gate, and god, it wasn't good

Noelle: ......Let's be faster......

???:  I'm sorry, but that won't be possible

They looked behind them, and see none other than the 3 known Harbringer: The bitch, the Horny, and the dumbass

Keqing: 3vs3 huh?

Bennett: About that.....

Keqing: Seriously?

Bennett: What? I died a weak ago

Noelle: You two, go and search for the thing, i will hold them back

She transformed into her adult form, and pointed her sword at the Fatui

La Signora: You think you will be able to beat us~?

Noelle: I think that you will find your lover soon, and even kiss him

Childe: And who is it?

Noelle: It's someone everyone knows, also called as ground

Scaramouche: Oh, a smartass, and cocky, i kill her first

La signora: Out of the way, midget, i'm killing her

Childe: Why am i here again?

Noelle: To get your ass kicked by me

La Signora: Why are you helping him anyway? Wasn't your dream being a knight of Favonius?

Noelle: I am now something even better than that......

She looked at them, with a cocky smile, similar to the one of Y/N

Noelle: I am the perfect bride

With Y/N......

Y/N: Dildo-Smash!

I smash the dildo-sword on the face of Alice, as she was sent flying

Y/N: Homerun!

Snezhnaya: I got you!

She was about to freeze me, before someone stopped it with a ball of fire, as i smirked

Y/N: Took you long enough!

???: I'm sorry for being late, i had to call a friend of mine too

The person landed behind me, as it was none other than Eula

Y/N: Heh, guess it's the 4 dragon family?

Eula: You got that right

A Primo Geovishap charged at us, but it was stopped by none other than Julia in her dragon form

Y/N: Hey there!

3 other dragons landed around us, as i smile at this sight

Y/N: Alright, now that's fair! Oh wait, not for Noelle and the other, good thing i called support for them

Eula: That's good then, they probably send the Fatui against them, but who did you sent

Y/N: A mentally unstable man who keep screaming 'Kakarot'

The next second, a giant green blast destroyed half of the castle, as i shrugged

Y/N: Meh, could do more damage, THAT'S WHY YOUR DBS VERSION IS BETTER THAN YOU!

A mighty yell was heard, as i snickered

Y/N: Always fun to do that

???: Y/N L/N!

And i have an angry wife, that isn't my wife in this world, to deal with now

Y/N: What do you want AGAIN?! 

Kiana: Kill you!

Y/N: Fuck you!

Kiana: Fuck me yourself you coward!

I appeard in front of her, and grab her shoulder

Kiana: Eh?

Y/N: You asked

I teleported her into a room, and let a clone to the work

Y/N: We should be at ease for a moment

Eula looked at me with a warm look, as a tear falled from her eyes

*Flashback-kun, i don't think the children will be happy with you, i'm sorry*

Eula was at first, just a random girl, who didn't wanted to fight, nor have problems

But, since the world was a bitch, well, she was kidnapped by some Fatui, who tried to sold her to 'bad person', currently called 'ugly bastard'

Eula: Let me go! Someone! Save me!

Fatui: Hehe! She have a nice body! We should have our fun!

???: Yo, is this where the Smash tournament is being hold?

They all turned to the owner of the voice, to see a man wearing a 'fuck Little-Mac' T-Shirt, and controllers in his hands

Fatui: Buzz off kid, if you don't want to get hurt

???: The fuck did you just said to me you fat ass shit?

Fatui: I just said-!

???: Don't care

He snapped his finger, as the two Fatui dissapeard into nothingness

Eula: H-Huh?

???: Yo, you okay there?

Eula: Y-Yes..... T-Thank you for saving me mister..... uhm.....

Y/N: Y/N L/N

Eula: Thank you...... T-They were about to sold me..... I-I was scared

Y/N: Then get stronger, the fuck are you waiting for?

Eula: O-Oh, it's just, i don't like fighting......

Y/N: ......And your point is?

Eula: I-I don't need to get stronger.....

Y/N: That's fucking dumb. Who is going to protect you, if there is no one around? Not me, because i'm never around, you were just lucky

Eula: O-Oh.....

Y/N: You seems like to be a great Cryo user, you can even be at the level of the Tsaritsa herself

Eula: R-Really?

Y/N: Yeah, oh, got a call, have to go, see ya.

Eula: I-Iif i get stronger, will you stay with me?!

Y/N: Sure, impress me, and we talk about it...... Yeah what's up? The fuck do you mean Amanda is eating my tacos? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF SHE IS HUNGRY! I PAID FOR THAT SHIT, AND I WANT IT AT IT'S FULLEST!

Eula didn't understand what he was saying, but one thing was clear

She just found the man of her dream

*Return to Present-chan Please don't go!*

Eula: *Mind* It was 15 years ago, when i was 12...... He truly didn't change at all~

Snezhnaya: Eula! Out of my way!

Eula: That will not be possible, Y/N will not be bothered by someone like you. And also, better remember this

She took her sword, and smirk

Eula: I am far stronger than you will ever be

Chapter 12: Finished

A/N: The end is near....... Volume 3? Meh, have no idea yet on how i should work on it yet, but it's still a possibility