A/N: Yis i am growing very stronk, my mooscles are getting bigger

Oh the sleeping time, ooooooooooooh sleep so many dreams......

Oh, you're there?

Chapter on, and forgot about that.

Author POV

Things were fucked up in Teyvatt

1 - Y/N vs Y/N, there is nothing good that can happen if you don't count mass destruction

2 - Noelle, Keqing, Bennett and Ganyu were now fighting none other than the Tsaritsa. Let's just say she had her period

3 - Madam Ping was pissed, and THAT, wasn't good for everyone

Let's see what's going on in each point, shall we?

Y/N POV

Y/N: Is that all you can do?

Y/N?: Tch! Don't take me for a weakling!

I was currently fighting my simp counter-part, and god he was weak as hell

Y/N:  I said final showdown, but in the end it's more like final letdown

Y/N?: FUCK YOU!

He charged at me, as my back was facing him, as he punched it with all his might

0 Damage done!

Y/N:...... Like i said, final letdown

I elbowed him in the face, before back-kick him toward the wall, and smirk

Y/N: I can't even call that a massage, you know?

Y/N?: That's it!

He channeled all his energy, before sending it at me, as i smirk

Y/N: I can call that a warm up

I kicked it away, as he tried to block it, but lost his arm in the process

Y/N?: Fuck!

Y/N: It seems like luck wasn't on your side..... And your boss wasn't too, faker

His eyes widened, before he took his real form, and we could see it was a Fatui

Fatui: Tch! How could i fall against someone like you!

Y/N: Hmm..... It seems like someone got in here just now......

Ffatui: H-Huh?!

Before the fatui could do something, he was pierced by a beam, who come from the shadows

Y/N: So it was you, all along?

???: That's right, senõr. I am behind all this mess that you try to stop. I am also the one who send you here.....

Y/N: Then, i guess i have to beat you up.....

I turn to the figure, and smirk

Y/N: Kermit with a C!

Cermit: Don't get on your high horse amigo, i am far stronger than when we first met, and trust me, you will regret being born

Y/N: Says the failed abortion

Cermit: Let's settle this here! You and me!

Y/N: Bring it on!

Meanwhile, Claire and the other mage were looking at the scene shocked

Mage: Did a frog just killed a Fatui with a laser beam?

Mage 2: Did he just had a spanish accent? What is spanish anyway?

Claire: ...... I'm off to the bar

Aand they walked away, about to get wasted, leaving behind a fight without equal

Meanwhile, with Noelle......

Snezhnaya: CAN'T YOU JUST DIE ALREADY?!

Noelle: No

Keqing: I don't think it's a good idea to piss her off

Ganyu: Me too.....

Bennett: Can't we just talk it out around some nice orange juice?!

Currently, they were able to dodge all the attack of Snezhnaya, thanks to..... 'Y/N's training', which was basically them dodging everything Y/N throw at them

Snezhnaya: Tell me where Y/N is, and i will spare you all

Keqing: You just asked for us to die a second ago!

Bennett: Like Y/N would say: Woman

Ganyu: Y/N know us more than we know ourself, it's scary

Noelle: So, we have no other choice than fight you, huh?

Snezhnaya: That is right, and you will perish in a instant.  Except, if you tell me where he is

Noelle: ......

Return to Y/N

Cermit: You will pay, bastardo!

Y/N: Dude, you took little mac! Of course i had to beat your ass!

Cermit: Silence! You dare break my victory chain on smash! I will kill you! I already sent the Tsaritsa to take care of your friend! They will die!

Y/N: You really think they will die that easily? They're MY friend, remember?

Back to Noelle.....

She looked at her with a determined look, and grab her sword tightly

Noelle: Thanks to Y/N, i was able to become stronger, and more confident in myself..... I will never betray him, and that's not a shitty goddess like you who will change that!

Snezhnaya: I'm going to kill you!

Noelle: Sorry but, when it comes to being stubborn, me and Y/N are the same

Return to Y/N.....

Cermit: That don't change anything! I have an hidden card ready to kill you all!

Y/N: And i have two buddies ready to stop your hidden card

Meanwhile, the greatest foe was walking toward her oppenents.....

Madam Ping: It seems like you are my oppenent on this one, young man

???: Sorry old lady, but Y/N asked me to stop you, so you won't get pass me

???2: Let's go, and don't hold back, Shaggy

???: Don't worry, Scoob, i wasn't going to anyway

Madam: Such a shame...... Well, i guess i won't hold back too

She used her hidden power to transform back to her young form

(A/N: Fanart, of course, but damn i bang her)

And that's how, the greatest fight in history happened

As you all could see, shit was happening in this Teyvatt, but what about the original one?

In the original dimension.....

Kiana: WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY HUSBAND DISSAPEARD?!

Amber: W-Well, he just dissapeard, after he said he would check on a portal......

Kiana: I'm going to search for him

Lumine: I'm going to, he is my husband too, so i will help him too

Kiana: Like i want to take you with me

Lumine: Do you know what's Y/N favourite colour?

Kiana: Blue

Lumine: Wrong, it's white, because it calms him when he see someone he like wearing it

Kiana: That's why he never said bad thing about my clothes......

Lumine: I know him better than anyone, so trust me, i'm going too

Kiara: I'm going too!

Barbara: Me too!

Lumine: It's too dangerous, stay in the safest place

Barbara: But you always say that the safest place is with Papa!

Lumine: Fine..... But stay close to us, okay?

Kiara/Barbara: YAY!

Kiana: I'm going to open the portal, be ready to jump

Lumine: Okay, remember, we are there only for Y/N

Kiana: I'm going to lecture him

Lumine: Deal

And shit are about to go down

Return to Y/N......

Cermit: IMPOSSIBLE! HOW COULD YOU BEAT ME WHEN YOU WERE AT 400% AND I WAS AT 20%?!

Y/N: You jumped out of the arena, dumbass

Cermit: Another loss against you! I will come back, and kill you!

He dissapeard after i beated him for the 40th time on Smash, as i sigh

Y/N: Seriously, what a sore loser....... Now, wha-

Before i could finish my sentence, the door slammed opened, as a drunk Claire entered the room, a bottle of beer in hand

Claire: Y/N! FUCK ME IF YOU'RE A MAN!

Y/N: Okay

Claire: HAHAHAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT A MA- Wait what?

Y/N: Come here

I grabbed her, before leading her to a room, as she was blushing madly

Claire: B-But you're already engaged! It's against wedding rules!

Y/N: Rules are meant to be breaked

Claire: If we're here..... i guess i have to enjoy it to the fullest

Meanwhile.....

Snezhnaya: You bitch! You were just a little girl a second ago! How did you grow up this fast?!

Noelle: You know, Y/N isn't the only one who have trick on his sleeves

Bennett: I want an adult form too!

Keqing: No, stay pure

Ganyu: Agreed, Y/N would also want that

Bennett: Man...... I wanted to look cool for once!

Keqing: Trust me, you already are the coolest of us all

Bennett: R-Really?!

Noelle: She is right, you are a cool person, Bennett

Snezhnaya: Tch, it seems like he run away...... I put our fight to a stop until further notice

She opened a portal, and walk toward it

Snezhnaya: This attempt remind me of my failure

Noelle: Failure at killing me or about your existence?

Snezhnaya scoffed, before walking in the portal, leaving the place

Noelle: Now then, we should-

???: You, who are you, and why do i feel Y/N energy on you?

Noelle turn around, as she see someone coming out of a portal, and she was clearly not amused

Noelle: You......

Kiana: I will not repeat myself. Tell me.....

She pointed her hand at Noelle, a fierce glare on her face

Kiana: Or i make sure that death look like mercy to you

Chapter 10:  Finished

A/N: I had a writter bloc, or whatever it is called

I had to rewritte this chapter so many time, that it make me lose envy to writte other books

I'm back from it, and be prepare to be spammed by new chapter on each story >:D

And yes, Adult Noelle