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Yunho💃🏼:
soo San
;))
how's it goin with uhhh
you know who

San💦:
fuck u man wow
I'm gjdnns
I nearly died today

Yunho💃🏼:
Why what happened

San💦:
So we were like
Hugging
Right
I try to pick him up
Like as a joke ???
He just GOES with it
Wraps his legs around me
Which means his face is now veRy close to me
And I'm like 'oh shit' and some unholy thoughts happened

Yunho💃🏼:
"so we were like hugging"
just casually.
ah yes the heterosexual bro cuddle...

San💦:
STOP

Yunho💃🏼:
AHAHh noo but
'unholy thoughts' knowing ur dumb ass it's probably not even bad
do explain

San💦:
Hmmm I was just like
Thinking
That I kinda uhhh
Maybe wanna ki** him

Yunho💃🏼:
k i l l.
Omg San how could u
That's murder
Wait is this a romantic Romeo & Juliet thing happening

San💦:
You know DAMN well the word I censored is not "kill"

Yunho💃🏼:
Omg wait
Is it k i c k 😰
San that's so rude

San💦:
ghHGH SHUt rhe fuck uP 😭
I haTE you

Yunho💃🏼:
aHaha okay okay I'll stop
But consider:
You should.

San💦:
Huh
I should what

Yunho💃🏼:
kiSS HIM for fuck's sake

San💦:
NnnNNNN
how about I don't do that

Yunho💃🏼:
Right, so u would prefer to pine after him for centuries until he either dates someone else or dies single ?

San💦:
...

Yunho💃🏼:
Okay new plan
You should send this image to him

San💦:
Holy shiT LMAO
fuck if that ain't me
But hhhhhh idk how he feels about me :((

Yunho💃🏼:
Damn u must really be whipped you never think about how the other person feels

San💦:
SHUT UPPP I-

Yunho💃🏼:
FINE OKAY
Slide into his DMs and ask
'do you like anyone rn'
If he panics and avoids the question assume it's you, if he says yes and doesn't elaborate assume it's you
If he says no,,, try harder then ig

San💦:
Is this why you're still a single hag

Yunho💃🏼:
HEY
Takes one to know one

San💦:
dammit he's right
hey wait Yunho wyd today

Yunho💃🏼:
I have to go to some dumb student meeting for my class
Why?

San💦:
Fuck I was hoping I could have an excuse to skip out on my plans

Yunho💃🏼:
Which are....?

San💦:
My parents aren't here rn yeah
And apparently my cousin proposed to his gf or something???
So suddenly a family dinner is happening
And I gotta put on a mf suit and go to some fancy restaurant I can't afford with my aunt and uncle and cousins

Yunho💃🏼:
Sucks to be you hAH
You own a suit?? I did even know that

San💦:
IFKR
I'm about to look not only classy but highly uncomfortable as well

Yunho💃🏼:
Send suit pictures I wanna see

San💦:
Oh I definitely will don't worry
Brb gotta go find it before I can change into it

Yunho💃🏼:
okay byebye handsome man
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