DMs
Group: Korean Hillbillies🤠🇰🇷
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mingignim:
y'all I think we have something to discuss

jyh_main:
I literally forgot this group chat existed
Why are you texting us on instagram??
We barely use insta?????

mingignim:
Shhh there's an important reason
@pakchoi.san where tf you at

pakchoi.san:
y-yES??
why are you texting on instagram (2)
also when tf did you change your username it looks stupid now

mingignim:
SHUT IT
at least mine isn't named after a type of lettuce 

pakchoi.san:
Actually it's cabbage but continue
Not sure either Yunho or I even knows what yours is

jyh_main:
...he's got a point, I don't

mingignim:
sometimes my IQ is too high for this shit
My username is
mingi (my name)
+ ig (instagram)
+ nim (honorific ending)
BUT ALSO
ignim = mingi backwards
Thus we have the ultimate username to ever be made
mingignim.

pakchoi.san:
why did I sit here and read through all of that

jyh_main:
yeah fr I feel like I lost a few braincells comprehending that

mingignim:
okAy okay point taken
Let's move on to what's important here
San what the fuck was that u posted on your spam account earlier

pakchoi.san:
I don't know what you mean😳

jyh_main:
Send screenshot I haven't looked

mingignim:

pakchoi.san:
...
bye
wait why does it say liked by min.gi_xo
tHATS YOUR SPAM U TRAITOR

mingignim:
yEah okay maybe I use my spam sometimes too
STILL THOUGH !?!!
The fuck is THAT POST

pakchoi.san:
hhdhhshhhh
it's uhhh;; ahaha

jyh_main:
screaming and crying
you liAR you said y'all were buying books not getting coffee
my heart swells with joy at my son finally thinking

pakchoi.san:
hhhHhh
me yesterday: I do not like him. Not at all. No.
me today: mom please accept my choice of husband

jyh_main:
Fuck yes is this official??
Finally one of my friends has an official crush I can tease them about???

pakchoi.san:
PLEASE IT'S NOT A C
a c;;crush
oh dear god I have a cruhdhdj

jyh_main:
San you are SO stupid I adore you

mingignim:
holy fuck I leave for one second to toast my poptart and come back to this?
Wait san has a crush on WHO?
What did I miss????

pakchoi.san:
ahahaha no one;;

mingignim:
Would be funny if it's Wooyoung

pakchoi.san:
w...
what do you mean funny

mingignim:
oh nvm
hey yunho can you text me real quick

jyh_main:
...okay?
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Messages
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Yunho👑:
What's the tea you need to spill without San hearing ?

Mingii🌚:
I dunno how to put this normally
But if San officially likes Wooyoung,,,
We better prepare to be third wheels

Yunho👑:
O h?
TEA?

Mingii🌚:
Yeah umm
San doesn't know this
But Wooyoung dmed me a while back
Asking if San is straight/has a girlfriend/etc.

Yunho👑:
He really-
Wait how far back?

Mingii🌚:
It was way before we met him
So idk how he even knew to ask me but I'm thinking maybe San mentioned I'm friends with him
I honestly didn't even realize who he was until recently

Yunho👑:
Is Wooyoung gay ???
Like we both know San is for sure but idk about that kid

Mingii🌚:
Wait wait we KNOW San is??
I thought I just got vibes that he was into Woo

Yunho👑:
Um yeah he is??
My question is Wooyoung

Mingii🌚:
Oh I already knew Wooyoung's gay
And completely head over heels for San, at that

Yunho👑:
I'm so ready for this couple
How can we help this??
Hmm
O H what if we add Wooyoung to our groupchat??

Mingii🌚:
Yunho
The police would never find our bodies if we did that
Can you imagine San's reaction

Yunho👑:
sigh you're right
honestly I'm too tired to start some oPeraTioN wOoSaN
I just wanna sit back and watch them go into gay panic around each other

Mingii🌚:
honestly me too
you think we should go back to the gc now??
So San won't get suspicious

Yunho👑:
Yeah good idea I'll ttyl

Mingii🌚:
Bye dork
Delivered

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