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San💌💘:
You busy?
I see you changing my contact info
Did I get a new nickname

Wooyoung💔🤧:
I see you changing my info too
What's my contact name coward

San💌💘:
nothing important
Anyway
Are we going to talk about uh;;

Wooyoung💔🤧:
yeah uh,,,,
I just wanted to say it's not what you think

San💌💘:
It's okay!!
you don't have to lie about it like
I respect it, I don't judge

Wooyoung💔🤧:
that's really nice of you
but
i ain't lying it's still not what u think

San💌💘:
you didn't,,,
you didn't uh,,,
,,,,,with hwa?

Wooyoung💔🤧:
god n O
i would rather drown.
I've known that man since I was 6 he's like my brother
not to mention he has a boyfriend

San💌💘:
OH?
oh my god
fuck I thought that you two were,,, ohhhhhhh no

Wooyoung💔🤧:
YOU THOUGHT THAT-
Most people assume we're related, that's a reach
Wait... you know that I'm...?
Did I ever tell you...?

San💌💘:
Tell me that...?

Wooyoung💔🤧:
That I...
Uh,,,
Boys.

San💌💘:
Boys?

Wooyoung💔🤧:
Yeah like they uh,,
They're pretty cool,,, i guess

San💌💘:
you mean they're hot

Wooyoung💔🤧:
...yeah

San💌💘:
ifkr they really are

Wooyoung💔🤧:
Oh shit lmao you right
But like
You don't... mind?

San💌💘:
give me a single reason why I should mind

Wooyoung💔🤧:
idk mannn
What if I come up to u at night and try to seduce you with my gay charms

San💌💘:
You say that as if I would stop you?

Wooyoung💔🤧:
aSJSKAAA 😳
stop it say no homo before I collapse

San💌💘:
n-
no h-
hndggs&:$:&
god I can't even say it
no hom-
I'm wearing socks so it's okay

Wooyoung💔🤧:
okay valid.

San💌💘:
Btw guess what I did
👀

Wooyoung💔🤧:
....w h a t

San💌💘:

Wooyoung💔🤧:
H-
HE'S BLONDE.
not to be homosexual but he's pretty hot

San💌💘:
he says thank you :')

Wooyoung💔🤧:
delete delete BYE
😭
you weren't supposed to see that

San💌💘:
Oh but I saw it.
Send me a selfie you precious bastard
Or else

Wooyoung💔🤧:
Must I take one now,,
Can I send one from a little while ago pls I'm lazy and look like trash rn

San💌💘:
send anything
just go for it

Wooyoung💔🤧:
Oh I've got a really sexy one
Just wait

San💌💘:
Waiting

Wooyoung💔🤧:

San💌💘:
NN
he's baby he's cutie
😢

Wooyoung💔🤧:
IM BABY????:!/&/9
[loudly] this man is trying to kill me

San💌💘:
Changing ur contact brb don't text
Okay,,,,
Hmm got it
Say sumn

Babey🙈💞:
words sentences asdfghjkl
123456789

San💌💘:
shiT LMAO
that contact looks really;;;
actually no it's okay

Babey🙈💞:
I feel like I want to know but also I really don't

San💌💘:
you do not.
btw what were we discussing earlier again??

Babey🙈💞:
Like EARLIER earlier?
we were talking about uhh
how you thought that Seonghwa (oh god) gave me love bites (god ew why him😭)

San💌💘:
o h yeahhh,,
wait
Wait if not Seonghwa then
WHO?
Actually,,,,, do I wanna know

Babey🙈💞:
hey San ur kinda dumb u know that

San💌💘:
yeah i know
but like what does that have to do with this

Babey🙈💞:
How would you react if I told you they're not hickeys

San💌💘:
Jung Wooyoung do you take me for a fool ?
*sees bruises on someone's neck* "ah yes a normal place to bump into things"

Babey🙈💞:
kJAHSJA I'M SERIOUS

San💌💘:
Boy then wtf are u saying

Babey🙈💞:
Hey San do you happen to remember about how many marks there were

San💌💘:
Um?
Maybe around 10? 9?

Babey🙈💞:
Okay good
Now I want you to tell me how many fingers you have

San💌💘:
10??
Don't see how that's relevan-
Wait
Hands??

Babey🙈💞:
Yes, just think about that for a second

San💌💘:
???
Hands on your nec
Waiiit
But bruises? That's gotta be pretty hard pressure
WAIT
WAIT HEY WOOYOUNF WHAT??

Babey🙈💞:
Omg he figured it out 😳

San💌💘:
WH
WHO
Who DARES
I will fucking destroy whoever-
I will END their lineage

Babey🙈💞:
Please don't end their lineage you'd have to kill their child and I don't wanna die just yet 😔

San💌💘:
what.
you're saying your,,, parenT did thAT?

Babey🙈💞:
Mhmm it was my dad

San💌💘:
HE JUS???
WHY?

Babey🙈💞:
Uhh because Seonghwa didn't know my family banned bringing guys over
And he showed up at my house
And my dad came home and found us together,,, OOPS.
He just got a little mad and did it but dw I'm okay

San💌💘:
Wooyoung idk how to tell you this but
That ain't normal honey

Babey🙈💞:
I know I know but it's okay it doesn't really hurt anymore

San💌💘:
ANYMORE?
Fuck
If I see that man it is on sight
I swear to god not even the U.S. Marines could save him now

Babey🙈💞:
mHsmsmms stop ur so cute :'(

San💌💘:
I am not cute I am ANGRY

Babey🙈💞:
Aksajsjwej its okayyy
Instead you should feel special

San💌💘:
feel special by twice..
Okay sorry yes why

Babey🙈💞:
Well ur the only person who knows this now
Besides me obviously

San💌💘:
Wh
What about Seonghwa??

Babey🙈💞:
He has no idea
My dad did it after kicking him out and I haven't told him yet
He'd probably feel bad about it so;;

San💌💘:

Babey🙈💞:
AAAHSH Kermit lmaO
Um,, if u wanna make me feel better there's one thing u can do

San💌💘:
YESSIR?
anything thy fair heart desires

Babey🙈💞:
Could I sit with you guys at lunch tomorrow 😳

San💌💘:
define 'you guys'
You mean me, Mingi, and Yunho??

Babey🙈💞:
Yeppp

San💌💘:
Yes ofc
Omg I'm nervous 🙊
Feels like you're meeting my parents or something
Any reason u want this??

Babey🙈💞:
I dunno I just wanna know ur friends
Yunho is pretty famous tbh
And Mingi seems cool

San💌💘:
Hmmm
Okay ur only allowed to meet them on one condition

Babey🙈💞:
Which is...?

San💌💘:
Ur not allowed to like either of them more than me >:(

Babey🙈💞:
Oh 😳 never mind then...

San💌💘:
HEY 🗿

Babey🙈💞:
I'M KIDDING I'm kiddiNgg
Ly

San💌💘:
Lyt :))

Babey🙈💞:
AKAJAA I'm dead bye
Oh shit I've gtg my mom wants to see my phone

San💌💘:
Shit okay
I'll see you tomorrow

Babey🙈💞:
Bye Sannieeeeeee 💛

San💌💘:
Bye babeyyyyyy
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