Mingi stared across the table at his friend.
San, oblivious, was taking dumb selfies from every angle on Mingi's phone. Yunho set down his pencil, turning to Mingi.

"Did you get question seven? Because..." Yunho trailed off when he saw Mingi's blank stare. The boy clearly wasn't listening to him.

Yunho waved his hand in front of Mingi's face.

"Huh?" Mingi blinked, looking at his friend. Yunho narrowed his eyes.

"Why are you staring at San so weirdly?? Did he do something?" Yunho whispered, side-eyeing the boy in question.

Mingi shook his head.
"No... I was just thinking about something, don't worry," he smiled reassuringly at Yunho. The excuse seemed to work, as Yunho merely shook his head before returning to his assignment.

San, when he seemed satisfied, sent himself the pictures he'd taken before giving Mingi his phone back.

San hummed quietly to himself, seemingly in a good mood as he typed.
Mingi glanced at the boy's phone screen, seeing him open his DMs and begin excitedly typing.

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San👀🌸:
guess who's at the library

Wooyoungie👁👅👁:
Is it you?
Send selfie

San👀🌸:
That's crazy I was literally just about to ask if u wanted a selfie
You know me so well 😩💘

Wooyoungie👁👅👁:
Very tempted to change ur contact name to selfie boy

San👀🌸:
Shit that just made me realize I never changed ur contact name back to something normal
Doing it rn....
.....
Done okay text me something I wanna see if it worked

Wooyoung☺️🧡:
something

San👀🌸:
YES! Okay now it's selfie time

Wooyoung☺️🧡:
Attack me

San👀🌸:

Wooyoung☺️🧡:
If I was ur parents I would just not let you leave my house
Like not to be a kidnapper or anything
But who lets u walk around like this

San👀🌸:
I—
Like whAT

Wooyoung☺️🧡:
Like a whole goddamn MEAL

San👀🌸:
😳
Is this an appropriate time for a "No U"

Wooyoung ☺️🧡:
Definitely not
:)

San👀🌸:
Okay weirdo
Anyway I've been wondering about something
Care to give me your opinion ?

Wooyoung☺️🧡:
Hit me with it

San👀🌸:
What do you think about me dying my hair blonde ??

Wooyoung☺️🧡:
nNO
holy shit

San👀🌸:
WH?
W h y n o t ?

Wooyoung☺️🧡:
I'LL DIE
You want me to DIE?

San👀🌸:
Ahh that's why
Maybe I do want you to 😳
Die upon my grasp

Wooyoung☺️🧡:
"Die upon my grasp"
Not sure if that's a romantic "die in your arms" or if it's an "I'll strangle you"

San👀🌸:
Could be both, could be neither
Either way what I'm hearing is: Go blonde!
Thanks for your input

Wooyoung☺️🧡:
I was blonde a while ago
I dyed it back because my dad got pissed off haha

San👀🌸:
You?? My Wooyoung?? Blonde??
Pictures or it didn't happen

Wooyoung☺️🧡:

Knew you would ask

San👀🌸:
Ohohoohh my god
Hey that's not a selfie !! Who took that picture !!!

Wooyoung☺️🧡:
Uhh a close friend of mine
Why??

San👀🌸:
I need to know who to fight for being able to see you with blonde hair
Should have been me.
Why wasn't I there
You traitor.

Wooyoung☺️🧡:
I didn't know u back then pLS

San👀🌸:
:((
I'll fight ur dad for making u dye it back

Wooyoung☺️🧡:
Don't do that 😔 the man has a black belt in karate
He would win and it would not be fun

San👀🌸:
Doesn't matter, I'm fighting him
He can CATCH these hands
Take me to your house and I will Square Up

Wooyoung☺️🧡:
If I took you to my house the one who dies would be ME
I'm not allowed to bring guys home so I'd be beheaded

San👀🌸:
You're not allowed to bring guys home???

Wooyoung ☺️🧡:
OH it's just because uh
My parents don't like there being any noise
My mom gets headaches a lot so... yeah

San👀🌸:
Hmmm okay
My parents are always out of town so they don't really care that much.
I could probably bang someone on the kitchen counter and they'd have no idea
NOT THAT I WOULD DO THAT!
But for example

Wooyoung☺️🧡:
Uhh;; quite a specific example you got there

San👀🌸:
I just need someone to test that theory with, I guess
You should come over sometime !!

Wooyoung☺️🧡:
WHAT?

San👀🌸:
hey wh...
i jUST REALIZED HOW THAT SOUNDS I-
thoSE WERE UNRELATED MESSAGES!!
ON GOD 😭 I'M SORRY

Wooyoung☺️🧡:
Jesus fuCKING CHRIST
I HAD A HEART ATTACK !!??

San👀🌸:
NOO😭 SORRYYY
I can't deal with this I'm mortified bye

Wooyoung☺️🧡:
kDSHGnKGAA????
Read
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Mingi, startled, watched as San shut his phone off violently, before setting it facedown on the desk and burying his face in his hands.

"Uh? You good there?" he questioned.

A long whine came in response from San. Mingi felt as if he should be concerned, but somehow felt more confusion than worry.

San, internally, felt like screaming. He didn't know how he would face Wooyoung at lunch after saying something like that.

As if trying to torture him, the school bell rang at that moment. Yunho and Mingi sprung up, hurrying to pack their stuff and get to lunch.

San wished he could disappear at that moment.