"No I will not talk to your shitty dead relatives 😇"-Instagram Bio

"'You dishonor your family because you speak to dead!' Bitch I talked to your relatives, and they told you to take the stick out of your ass!"

"It is ironic that you, the white girl, are better than me, the Asian, at math."

"You need jokes? I got jokes. I'm a joke dealer. Open up my super expensive jacket and there's whoopie cushions and fake money and gags lining the inside."

"I'm going to be legally able to drive and legally able to have sex next week and I'm not sure which I'm more terrified of!"

"Are you sure? I can totally beat up some peanut bastards for you."