Monday February 15
6:04am

"Good morning, Brookie Cookie."

"Never call me that again."

"Why not?"

"Because I don't like it."

"Okay, Brookie Cookie."

"Are you ever going to tell me your name?"

"When you give me a good reason as to why I should tell you, then I will."

"Tell me your name because I need to know it."

"Brookie Cookie, there are much better ways that I can provide you."

"In order to do what I think you're thinking, I would need to know who you are."

"I didn't mean that! I meant, like, send you a cookie basket or something since your name is Brookie Cookie."

"Sure you did. I don't believe that for a second."

"..."

"You did not just hang up on me."

"..."