Wednesday February 10
8:38pm

"Join the dark side."

"I'm sorry but who is this?"

"Darth Vader."

"Seriously, who is this?"

"Darth Vader. Why don't you believe me?"

"Because Darth Vater is a fictional character made up by some nerd."

"You just insulted the whole Star Wars fandom. And I'll have you know George Lucas is not a nerd. He's a genius - no, more than that. A god."

"Goodbye."

"You'll join me someday."