a few weeks later.
MONDAY, MAY 31st, 18:05

Gays Only

PIL
omg guys i can't believe we're DONE with high school!!!! it feels like freshman year was just yesterday ):

Sungjin
yeah it's weird

Sungjin
and then we have college eW

WOON
i'm looking forward to college

Jae
tf ? why ?

WOON
idk it'll probably be fun

WOON
also wonpil and i are going to the same school !!!!! it wasn't even planned either

PIL
it's meant to be ~~

Jae
if its meant to bEee it'll bEee

Younghyun
no one wants you to sing a country song so stop right now

Jae
i will punch you right in a place you don't wanna be punched

Younghyun
th-that's terrifying please don't

Younghyun
i was about to say i want kids so please don't break my dick but then i realized -

Sungjin
mpreg

Jae
excuse me what?

PIL
sungjin's been reading too much weird shit online

Sungjin
i have discovered many things i wished i hadn't

Younghyun
WHAT IS MPREG

PIL
when a man can get pregnant

Younghyun
OH HELL NO WHAT THE FUCKSKBDEJX

WOON
thats weirdddd

Jae
anyway...hey sungie how's it going with junhyeok? 😌😌😌😌😌

Sungjin
lol we're just....friendly i guess?

Jae
lies, wonpil told me he told wonpil he kissed u

Sungjin
THAT DIDNT HAPPEN

Jae
keep denying it, sweetie

Younghyun
i tHoUgHt i wAs yOuR sWeEtiE ???

Jae
stfu

Younghyun
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i'm being bullied by my own boyfriend

PIL
hah!

Younghyun
wonpil don't test me

PIL
what'll u do????? punch me???

Younghyun
i'll kidnap dowoon

PIL
nO ANYTHING BUT HIM!!!!!

Younghyun
🥳

Sungjin
please kidnap him, he keeps asking me for my phone charger at school

WOON
wHAT NO!! DONT KIDNAP ME !! IM AN INNOCENT BOY!!!

Jae
lies

Jae
how about we

Jae
S E N D H I M T O T H E R A N C H

Sungjin
well someone's been watching too much pewdiepie

Younghyun
good idea

PIL
this chat is amazing haha

PIL
guysssss

PIL
even when we go off in our different directions in life,,,

PIL
and are somewhere off exploring the world,,

PIL
can we please stay in contact? at least in this group chat?

PIL
you guys mean a lot to me and i love you all

PIL
even if we're far apart, i want us to stay friends and continue to support each other

Sungjin
that's a great idea

Sungjin
i promise i will

Jae
yeah, me too

WOON
^

Younghyun
yes (:

PIL
awe i'm glad...

PIL
i'll talk to you all later, i'm gonna go walk my dog

Jae
haha i forgot you got a dog. you're not scared of him?

PIL
it's hard to when sunshine is so cute!!!! and cuddly!!!! and just AHHH

WOON
i can't believe you named your dog sunshine, that's so cute

WOON
just like u ❤️😭

PIL
:D 💖

PIL
okay, bye guys!!!

Jae
sOoOoOoOoO

Sungjin
so.

Younghyun
sooo

Jae
country road take me home

Younghyun
that's it i'm breaking up with jae, i'll date his sister instead

WOON

Younghyun
i kid i kid

Younghyun
omfg i gotta go, bye y'all

Younghyun
and always remember to

Younghyun
~ yeet your teets ~

Jae
i hate u.

Younghyun
love you too.

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the end.