THURSDAY, 15:58

- NEW MESSAGE FROM: jae🦞 -
(younghyun's phone)

jae🦞
henlo my boy

Me
hi lol

jae🦞
u know what's weird???

Me
what?

jae🦞
only a little over a month ago i thought u were some homophobic asshole (yet for some reason i still liked you bc yknow you're hot as hell -)

Me
🤦‍♂️

jae🦞
but now like, we're boyfriends????? wow the universe is weird

jae🦞
thank you, universe

Me
hahahahadhjekdne

Me
i guess the moral of the story is: don't judge a book by its cover

jae🦞
thats such a cliche thing to say, shut up pls

Me
make me (;

jae🦞
no

jae🦞
y'aint catching me trynna kiss you smh

Me
i'm hUrt

Me
wHy nOt

jae🦞
my lips are virgins ‼️ no kissing allowed

Me
tHaTs A liE

jae🦞
ok and?

Me
and? i love u

jae🦞
that had no correlation to anything but ok

Me
say it back u fucker

jae🦞
i love u too or whatever 🙄

Me
((:

jae🦞
dowoon and wonpil are quaking

Me
don't say 'quaking' please-

Me
it makes me think of quaker oats

Me
and oatmeal is disgusting 🤢🤮🤢🤮

jae🦞
you're disgusting

jae🦞
oatmeal is bomb af idk what tf ur on

Me
okay, have fun with your oatmeal then, i just know i don't want to even come NEAR that bowl of bullshit

jae🦞
damn,

jae🦞
anyway i've found someone for sungjin because he's lonely

Me
hmmmm who?

jae🦞
wonpil's cousin, junhyeok

jae🦞
he's a ~college boy~ hahahahahha well only a year older than us so it really makes no difference

jae🦞
but he's PERFECT for sungjin!!!!!!!

Me
sungjin is a people hater™ i doubt he'll like this junhyeok dude

jae🦞
tsk tsk he won't be when he meets junhyeok

Me
jae.............you're insane

jae🦞
yeah just a little bit

jae🦞
yo btw what's been going on w ur dad and stuff? you haven't really talked about it much and i don't want u to like, hide anything

Me
i guess my dad is just being angrily silent..?

Me
it kinda sucks because he's so cold to me and literally pretends i don't exist but,, it's better than him....you know....hitting me or something ,,,,

Me
i think he just realized i'm too old now. like, i'm a whole ass 18 year old he can't be punching me, especially if i'm the same size as him

jae🦞
yeah,,, it still must suck having a dad who ignores you. ):

Me
oh well, at least i have my mom

jae🦞
yeah true

jae🦞
anyway i'm srry but i gotta get going i think my pet fish is dying & i'm worried

Me
uhh, good luck? i hope he lives?

jae🦞
thank you, goodbye my boy

Me
goodbye lolol

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