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#gaygroupchat and This Again? Fandom Kik have temporarily combined!

LEVELLLLLLL UP!

What the fuck is wrong with me.

Anywho, this is a collaboration chapter with the beautiful TylerTheStone!!! (Don't deny it bitch you're gorgeous)

Enjoy!

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BagelBoy: Okay so some new weirdos are in our chat and Mark, both Tylers and Phil are missing

BagelBoy: They either died or there's some demon-ritual shit going on here.

Jackaboy: You know, there could always be a less violent option as to why they went missing or something,,

Jackaboy: And be nice for once Jesus Christ

BagelBoy: Fuck you, potato head

kingofFNaF: Hey leave my baby boy alone

kingofFNaF: Wait, you aren't my Jack

Jackaboy: And you aren't my Mark what the f UCK

Jishwa: I think Brian may possibly be right about the cult sacrifices for once

ScreamoUkeBean: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY JISH I'LL SLAY YOU WITH A UKELELE

BlueberryEth: Calm down, other-Tyler

BagelBoy: This isn't Coraline you fuck

DannyBoi: it literally is coraline are you not seeing this shit?

Jackaboy: Can someone look up how to reverse rituals so that we can get our versions of these fucks back?

DannyBoi: oh yeah sure because that's how the world works

AngelBeanLester: I don't see the problem this Dan is exactly like mine

OneWordStoneface: I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU DICKS, I WANT MY FIANCE BACK

kingofFNaF: How about we all take a sec and caLM THE FUCK DOWN OKAY

Jishwa: I think the most important question here is where you guys came from? And why? Can I have my friends back?

BlueberryEth: Where did you come from, where did you go

DannyBoi: where did you come from cotton-eyed joe

Jishwa: ,,not what I meant

Spookydude: shut the fuck up it's what you got

Foggyface: you shut up bitch he wasn't talking to you

Jackaboy: Please don't fight again

Jishwa: Listen here, Spooky. You can barely say anything when meeting someone new so shut the fUCK up and leave me alone

ScreamoUkeBean: Feisty

BagelBoy: All of you stop fucking fighting or you're all grounded

DannyBoi: please don't ground me dad

FinnaBunny: whOA OKAY

Jackaboy: Would you believe me if I said this was normal?

ImNotNWTBFckOff: ,,,yes

GMan: stop calling my boyfriend dad i'm the only one that can do that

DannyBoi: i have no idea who tops anymore and at this point i'm too afraid to ask

BagelBoy: Be right back I'm gonna go scream into the void

ScreamoUkeBean: Can I join you

BagelBoy: Go ahead fren.

FinnaBunny: I wish I didn't wake up this morning

kingofFNaF: Same

Foggyface: constant fucking mood

ImNotNWTBFckOff: Stop fucking swearing 24/7

BlueberryEth: There's always one person swearing in this chat get fucking used to it

AngelBeanLester: I don't swear, I'm innocent

kingofFNaF: Fuck off you are not

BagelBoy: Do you want me to beat you all with an instrument?

BlueberryEth: No not again we're good

FinnaBunny: I'm concerned over the things that have gone down before we were here but I don't think I want to know

DannyBoi: hit me with an instrument daddy (;

BagelBoy: I swear I'll pay Anti to kill you.

GlitchBoi: Gladly

Darkmarker: MURDER MURDER

AngelBeanLester: nO MURDER please and thank you

Foggyface: YES MURDER

kingofFNaF: Please don't,,,

Darkmarker: Ugh fine

Darkmarker: You boring fuck

Spookydude: Maybe when he's not looking?

BagelBoi: Don't murder anybody or I'll murder you

BlueberryEth: Hypocrisy

DannyBoi: hypocrism?

kingofFNaF: Minx and Krism

BagelBoy: You're all grounded

Jishwa: fuck

ImNotNWTBFckOff: What does it mean when someone in this group chat gets,, grounded? Does something happen?

DannyBoi: a circle is formed around them and they are temporarily sacrificed to satan

kingofFNaF: fuCK I DON'T WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT

Jackaboy: Nope. You're one of us now.

GMan: one of us one of us one oF US ONE OF US

ScreamoUkeBean: What the fuck what the fuck wHAT THE F U C K

DannyBoi: you'll learn to get used to it this is all completely normal

FinnaBunny: I wanna go home

Jackaboy: hahahahahah hahahah hahah

Jackaboy: No

GlitchBoi: Welcome to this fucking cult thing there's no escape

BlueberryEth: Except for Nate and Mat

BlueberryEth: But that's okay. We've learned from our mistakes and have made it even harder to escape.

ImNotNWTBFckOff: Wait me???

Foggyface: A different Nate you dick

ImNotNWTBFckOff: Well fuck you too then

Spookydude: Control yourself you son of a bitch

kingofFNaF: is he talking to Nate or the other dude?

GMan: yes

Foggyface: why don't you go to a strip club or something cunt

Spookydude: that was onE TIME DROP IT ALREADY ASSHOLE

kingofFNaF: I'm scared

OneWordStoneface: Me too, Mark

Darkmarker: I swear to God you two better not have phone sex or I'm telling Dad

AngelBeanLester: Dad?

DannyBoi: he means brian

Jishwa: They've already had phone sex

Jishwa: And actual sex

Jishwa: Multiple times

Jackaboy: dance with no pants

BlueberryEth: naked wrestling

BagelBoy: I'll lock you all in the basement if you don't stop using that language in my clean Christian chat. 😤

Foggyface: fuck you guys

Foggyface: I mean you're all sort of okay but I mainly hate you all

FinnaBunny: I'm pretty sure you're going to the basement now

BagelBoy: Blurry, come here

Foggyface: nO

BlueberryEth: For fucks sake he acts like a rebellious teenager

Jishwa: He really does

Jishwa: A rebellious gay demonic teenager.

AngelBeanLester: What is going on I'm so confused

DannyBoi: sounds about right

Jackaboy: The basement isn't that bad! It just has a lot of boxes! And rodents,, and maybe a snake,,,

ImNotNWTBFckOff: Welcome to the club, Phik

GMan: 'Phik'

Jackaboy: I thought Ethan was the king of typos

ImNotNWTBFckOff: I stole his crown >:)

BlueberryEth: fuCk you

DannyBoi: ethan now has competition to be the typo king and i am here for it

AngelBeanLester: Top ten anime fight scenes

BlueberryEth: Okay fUck all you guys

BagelBoy: I will punish you. 😤

Jackaboy: Kinki

DannyBoi: well tree boy shoved a drumstick up ukelele boy's ass once so,,,

ScreamoUkeBean: He did what now.

Jishwa: About that,,

kingofFNaF: The more time we spend in this chat, the further we stray from our innocence. Can we go yet?

GlitchBoi: No, we've been over this

GMan: can't tell if i'm more concerned about tyler and josh's relationship or blurry and spooky's

DannyBoi: how about both

GMan: sounds good to me

Foggyface: fuck you

Spookydude: no fuck you

Foggyface: says you, bottom bitch

Spookydude: exCUSE ME

ScreamoUkeBean: we switch though,,,

Jishwa: They don't.

BlueberryEth: Hey how do you drown Felix

FabulousBrofist69: don't make a blonde joke please

BlueberryEth: ,,,

BlueberryEth: Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool

Jackaboy: I'm mad about the fact that I genuinely laughed at that goddamnit

kingofFNAF: You aren't wrong,,?

Jackaboy: I don't know dude. Sounds about right to me

FabulousBrofist69: okay fuck you

FabulousBrofist69: jelix will never be real

kingofFNaF: Good

Jackaboy: Top ten anime betrayals

BlueberryEth: o o f Jack has mixed feelings?? Not clickb8

FinnaBunny: um wot

DannyBoi: weed

BagelBoy: I swear to fuck I'll slap you with a lobster.

AngelBeanLester: Sounds fishy to me.

GMan: gtfo

OneWordStoneface: With a,,, lobster? Why that out of all things?

Darkmarker: Why not?

Jackaboy: At least you all weren't here when he was literally hitting everyone with instruments for swearing

BagelBoy: It still didn't clean your filthy mouths.

BlueberryEth: Oh well, you tried

Jackaboy: ^^^

kingofFNaF: I'm just gonna,,, go,,,,

OneWordStoneface: I wish we could

DannyBoi: okay i think you guys can go now if the reverse sacrifice worked

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It was the middle of the night when Mark woke up, rubbing his eyes and checking his phone. Everything was normal.

"What a weird dream..."