AngelBeanLester: Make your boyfriend and fave flatmate some coffee? :3

ExistentialHowell: wtf phil it's 7 am make it urself

After a moment, Dan sighed and went downstairs, grumbling under his breath as he flicked on the kettle. The kitchen air was cold against his exposed skin as he grabbed Phil's favourite mug.

AngelBeanLester: ... Is that the kettle I can hear?

SmolGreenBean: Dan can never say no to you lmao

Dan checked the group chat and just groaned slightly, making Phil's coffee the way he liked it. He went upstairs and into Phil's room, setting the mug on the bedside table before leaving without a word.

AngelBeanLester: You're the best! @ExistentialHowell

ExistentialHowell: stfu and let me sleep

~~~

BabyBoiBloo: Hey Ty, what do you want for your birthday?

OneWordStoneface: I dunno

OneWordStoneface: A boyfriend that isn't crazy?

BabyBoiBloo: Sorry, can't do that.

BabyBoiBloo: Try asking for something more realistic.

BabyBoiBloo: Like a dragon

BabyBoiBloo: Or MCR to get back together

ExistentialHowell: oW MY HEART

~~~

GlitchBitch: I̴̺̰͎͠'̶͓̩͚́m̷̱̔̃̌͠ ̴̭͕͖̾g̸͔̋̍͂̉ṓ̷̝̽͐͠n̵̹̺̏n̷̳̠͆̚a̵̟̜̅̐̈́̕ ̴̺̼̪͐̋s̴̢̲̐̎t̶͈͔̱͒͋́͘͝a̶̬͂̋̔̾̕b̴̨̓͝ͅ ̷̝̙̫̏̏͋̋̒͜a̴͇͛̿͆͝ ̵̝͔͙̱̏̃̎͗b̵̨̥̽̏́̄̓ͅͅi̶̢̛͈͔̣͛t̴̜͓͈̓̈͒̈́c̴̢͍̠̞̪͑̐̄̐̚h̴̬͒̋̈.̷̬̄̐͊
̷̤̇̓̈́

SmolGreenBean: Anti, NO.

DaddyDarky: What happened, Kitten?

GlitchBitch: S̵̼̒̀̉̈̕o̸͚͖̥̽̀̀ḿ̷̖̠̿͜͝ẹ̶̤̀ ̷̧͖̻̈͌̾̚͜a̷͂͜s̷̛̞̜̱̎͛͜ș̸͒̈́́̈́̓h̶͎̗̳̦̃o̸͓͚̹̣͓̕l̸̛̮̭̊e̸̪͐ ̴̨͚̖̟̓̂̒͝t̵̢͎̳͍͔́͑͝r̶̰̤͐̓ͅì̵̞͑e̴̖̰̥͂̽͝d̶̳̱̬̻̼̀͐̓̀̂ ̸̭̻̞͖̀͂̎͜t̴̥̀̍̂̐͒͜ô̶̤͗͘ụ̸̞̐c̴͚̞̪̥̽̔̿͜h̵̟̳̗̓̏̔̄͜ȉ̸̋͜͠n̴̪̫̉̍g̸͖̟̈́̅͌̓ ̶͉͚̪̝͊̕ͅm̷̡̪͇̲̎̈́̃́̋y̶̫̱̤͋ͅ ̵̟̓̍a̶̡̠̥̥̲̽̃s̵̭̮̣͉̄͆̂̀s̶̹̟̳̠̳̃.̶̡̹̮̘̾͜

DaddyDarky: ...

DaddyDarky: Do you want to borrow one of my knives?

~~~

BOOM

AN UPDATE

:D