BabyBoiBloo: I just read the most beautiful thing and I'm crying

SmolGreenBean: What was it?

BabyBoiBloo:

SmolGreenBean: AWWWWW

OneWordStoneface: This is what all of society needs to be like.

ExistentialHowell: through the eyes of a child, we see the way the world should be

FabulousBrofist69: Preach.

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SmolGreenBean: Somebody once told me

kingofFNaF: Not this shit again.

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ExistentialHowell: are you kidding me phil

ExistentialHowell: right in front of my salad

ExistentialHowell: you're fucking gross

AngelBeanLester: I don't get it...?

OneWordStoneface: Looks like you need meme education.

OneWordStoneface: Ethan, you're up.

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SmolGreenBean: Hello, Anti.

GlitchBitch: Ḥ̸̡̞̈́͐ē̵͕̍͋y̴̼̣̤̽́͌,̶̨̬͙̔͝ ̴͔̝̏ẇ̸̬̽h̶̟̓̆̈́a̴͇̤̹͌t̴͓͍̅ͅ'̶̡̀̃s̷̝̪̓̓ ̶͕̞̭̓̂ù̴̹͖̈ṕ̷̼͉?̵͇͙͔̽̕

SmolGreenBean: I need your help, can you come here?

GlitchBitch: Ě̴̹h̸̛͉͖h̵͔̰͓̆,̸̢̝̝̄ ̶̡͆̉ͅȊ̸̗̆ ̷̬͈̼̓c̴̨̪̗͗͑͐a̸̧͓̫̾n̷̹̜̯̿'̷͓̂̇̓ţ̶̗͒͒̐ͅ,̸̜̒͋̀ ̵̡̘̌̓̔I̶̬͆'̶̺̘̦̓̌ṃ̶͍̞̀ ̶̻̻͆͋͆b̸̘͋̓u̵̹̾y̷̹̲̞͠ì̵ͅn̴̘̼̫͆g̸̜͙͂̌̚ ̷̨̟̐c̴͇̟̫͌l̸͈̖͗o̸̳͓͓̊͛t̶̙̲̙̔̔h̷͔͇͠ë̷̛̗́͝s̷͖͇̰͌̂͗.̴̯̆̐

SmolGreenBean: Alright, then hurry up and get over here.

GlitchBitch: I̷̠̎́ ̵͍͐̕c̴̭͓̿́̽a̵̹̻̾n̵̫̓̈́'̶̡̾̓̒t̸͖͉̹͂̊͝ ̶̩͓̲̋̅̾f̵̡͆̕̕i̴͈͙̍̎͘ṋ̷̢̮͂d̶̳͇̍́ ̷̭̟̝̏̽̄t̵͈̃̆͗h̵̖͋̿́e̶̛͙̼m̵̹͂.̵̩̔̀

SmolGreenBean: ...

SmolGreenBean: What do you mean, you 'can't find them'?

GlitchBitch: I̷̳̳̋̽͘ ̵̥͆c̸͉͔̓̌̚a̶̢̠̔̏͘n̸̜̂͛̍'̸̡̗͌̑̌t̵̡̘͇́ ̴̩͙̤̆f̸̥͎͙͗̒ḭ̸̊͋͘n̸̗̔̈͘d̵̡̋ ̴̳̙͍̊̾͒t̸̝̍̿h̴̩̦̯̿̈e̶̮̦͑̔̀m̸̛̭̟̿́͜,̶̖̫̦͛̈͛ ̷͈̳̜̓̀͝t̷͉́h̷͉͖̣̐̂e̴̟̞̼͛̉̚r̷̻̬̮̈͆e̷̡͇͋̇ͅ'̶̋͑̅ͅş̶̱̙͛́͠ ̵̳͚̊ǫ̶̦́̃͗n̸̗̤̎͗l̷͇͖̏y̸̯͒ ̴͔̟̞̏̚s̶̙͛̆o̴̟̩̖̔̑͑u̴̡̔̕p̷͙̝̥̌.̷̗̳̏̍

SmolGreenBean: What do you mean, 'there's only soup'???

GlitchBitch: Ǐ̸͉̲̏̓ṭ̴͌̆̕ ̴̝͉̕m̵͙̪̜͐ë̶̡̚͝ä̸͓́n̸̛̪͐̓s̸͉͕̊́ ̶̞̥̥͐̑t̴̙̗̰̑̽̅h̶̑̊ͅe̷̘͒̇̽ȓ̵͇͠ȩ̴̎'̶̘̃͘̕s̴̺̹̏͒͊ ̸͓͛̀͘ȍ̴̱̟́͘ņ̷̯̹̏l̶̥͈̙̏̈́͝y̵̢͎̹͑͛̅ ̵̗͙͚̀š̷̪͍͆͜͠o̷̖̹͂̑̆u̶̫̪͝͝p̴̠̪̘̄̚!̵̞̂̉̂

SmolGreenBean: Then get out of the soup aisle!

GlitchBitch: A̷͈͂͠l̴̨͈̥̐͝r̴̞̦͠ͅí̶͇̘̳g̴̰̿h̴͙͛̍t̶̢͔̔̀͒ͅ,̶̳͍̍ ̴̳͒̐̽ẏ̷̡̢̹o̴̳͙̒̀ű̶̢͇̣ ̸͓̱͗̅d̵̪̈̔o̵͉̺͗̂͝n̴͙̯̣̓'̵͇̺͎̊t̶̞̰͓̒̌͝ ̵̟̊h̸̼̩̓a̵̪̝͂̿̏v̷͉̚e̸̳̓ ̷̉͘͜t̴̘̻̂ȍ̵͕ ̸̡̛̹̼s̶͙͓͌h̷̖͒̒͘͜o̵̡͆͜u̷͎̽t̷̢͉͑͆́ ̴̘͈̯̀a̷̹̞̠͘ţ̸͚̇̓͆ ̷̘͙̓m̶̻̤̣͑e̸͈̾̋͠!̸̢̽̒̒

GlitchBitch: Ṱ̵̒͛h̷͖̼̓̈e̴͓͕̠̽r̶̟͚̉ẽ̶̫̝̗̏̓'̸̨̛s̴͚̀͝ ̸̝̰̰̽̓̿ḿ̸̩̈́̔ọ̵̩̓͌r̸̠̅e̴̟̻͎͂ ̸̮̎̾͒ş̷͍̮͊͛ó̷̗̤̹̄ú̴̡̹͖̉̈p̸͖͕̭̔̉!̶̳͂̈ͅ

SmolGreenBean: What do you mean, 'there's more soup'?!

GlitchBitch: Ț̵͙͖̦̯̜͎̪̦̒ḧ̸̝̣͚́̈̀̌͗̕͘̚͝e̵̱͓̙͙̪̘̦̯̺͗̉̉́͊͆͝ŕ̸͍̻̗͊́ë̵̤̤͔͈́̎̆̆̇͑̎̽'̸̢͕͈̻̭̯̬̠͂̓̊͒̇͊̕͘s̸͈͉̟̼̤͌̓̋̈͊̓͝͠ ̴͇̫̺͒̅̎̔͊̌̇̾̎́j̵̧͎̝̟͙̀̓̎͋̾̋̐́͠ͅͅu̸̥̻͇̇̂͒̀s̸̙̟̫̺̀́͐͂̒͠͝͠t̸̟̔͋̓̔͊͆ ̶͔̗̰̰͎̼̹̳̱̲̎̏͑͛͆̓ḿ̵̱͎̥̙͂̍͗͗͝͝ọ̸͍̗̞̖͇͔̎͒̈́̈́͒͊̓͌͜r̵̤̗͉̾̾̓̋͋̒̄͝͠ͅe̷̩͌ ̸̧̢̛̹̥̱͈͒́̒̊s̵͎͕͕̗͙̳̹͑̓̔o̷͉̺̘̝̜̙̗̹̰̊̾̅͌̚ù̷̢͚̰̠̅͌̔̔́͑͐̚̚͜p̷̢̛̪͓̺̫̯̜̈́͒̿̂̐̀̆̑͜͝!̶̢̱̰͇͓̠̙͙͚͊̀̅͛̿̏̄̃͝

SmolGreenBean: Go into the next aisle!

GlitchBitch: T̴͎̀̂͂͌̀̓͋͂̚̚h̷̢̡̯̟̹͍̻͑̓̿͂̿̊́ë̸̹̥͎́̆̈́͂͋͊͗͒̏̐ṟ̸̩̺̣̭͈͎̖̈́̓̂̆͗̽͝e̸̢̱͚̠̫͉̯̺̦̿̀̈́͗̅̎̕͜'̷̲͒̈́̎̏s̷͖͈͖̱̦̐͗͌͗̔̚ ̴̡̻̲̻̱̘͍̲̮̊̄̚̚s̷͇̗̳͔͔͛̈́̍́̀͌̚̚͘ͅt̶̡͖̭͂̒̌̅̆̚i̶̧͓̣̼͚̹͓̩̜͒l̵͔͈̺̻͓̭͈͇̂͗ĺ̶̨͔̘͎̜̪͔̻̝ ̴̛͙̙͉͐͛́͛͂̋͐s̸̩̦̭͔̹̅̌̽̀͊̃̒͘͝o̵̪̭̮̦͒̕ư̴̰͈͉̻̼̞͖̗͐͂̌̄͊͝p̸͎̣̦̙͇͔̰̜͗ͅ!̴̧̩͎͕̤̾̒̿͋

SmolGreenBean: Where ARE you right now?!?!

GlitchBitch: I̵͓͖̖̖̓̍͊̒͝ͅ'̷̧̨̭͋̉͛̏m̷̧̢̻̪͖̗̤̬̎̌͛͒͐̈͋́͠ ̵̛͕͎̞̱͉̬̓̍̄̌̈́̎̆̿̆͜à̵̧̹̟̓̄͛̈̾̚t̸̡̝̰̯̫̽͆̈́̾͜ͅ ̷̫̝̭̐̓̓̈́̒̈͒̚s̴̭͑̎͊́̂̽͐̓o̴̞͙͉̞̿̽̈́̂̃̽͂̚͜͝u̶̢̜̱͖̩͇̓̈̈́ͅṗ̶̨̡̰̳̻̪̝̻̽͌̅̀̓͠!̴̦͗̋͌̑̄͛͘!̸̝̤̳̘̥̘̠̑̒̇̔̐̈́̔̀͝ͅ!̸̧̛̥̤͋̾̇̔͆͗́̐

SmolGreenBean: What do you mean, you're 'at soup'?!?!?!

GlitchBitch: I̵͍̝̐̋ ̵̠̲̿̈́̈́͑͋̐̂̅͘m̷̧̛̛͒̐́̊e̶̛̥̲̾͑̈́̇͘a̶͚̙͕̎̄̄̃̋̐̈͝ń̷̡̤̝̣̱̼͍̻͒͌̿̀ ̷̨̢͈̗̖̮͕̦̋̂͆Ĭ̷̻̙͉̙̳͓͍͙̩̩̐͒̎̓̿́̓͝͝'̸͈͈͌̂̿m̵̭̪͚̮̮̮̗͚̏̐̍̐̽͠ ̸̭́̌̏̽̋̽̓̆͠ä̴̧̳̪̼͓̭́̃͛̀ͅț̷̡̜̟̹̟̳͛̅ ̶̢̢̘̬͖̬̉̂̈̓ŝ̶͕̚ọ̸̖̫̰͖̩͈̖͉̈́̃̇͜͝͠ụ̵̪͇͚̙́ṕ̵̼̤̒̌!̶͚̑̓̿̇̽!̸̧̤̖̦̳͖̫́!̵̥̝͍̊̈́͛̎̉

SmolGreenBean: What STORE are you in?!?!?!

GlitchBitch: Ị̵̇͒̅́͗͗͝͝͠'̷̢̛̳̻̩̭̞̜̦̩͉͎̼̦̻̣̓̎̊̏̏̅̔̓͆͊͛̕̕͜͝m̷̢͈͖̞̹̳̦̣̹̪̟͙͓̔́͐̀̄̿͂͗ͅ ̵͍̹͎͉͖̻͉̜̠̹͔̱̻̰͆̌̋̎̀̓̍̔̍͋̓̐̕͜ȃ̶̱̣̞̞͎͍̙͎̊ͅţ̵̨̡̼͖̻̮̬̼̮̦͖̙̳̪̹̦́̉̇͑̃͋͠ͅ ̷͇͍̪̤̤̗̥̲̖̬̼̹̞̽̇̓͂̒̌̅͛̀̆̈̌͊̐͋̄̉̚ͅṯ̵̅̀ḩ̷̘͒̍͆̂̌̿̍̉̑̑̚ȩ̵̨̢̨̛̬͍̭̱̲̫̘̟̮̮̟̭̪̌͊̑͗̔̂͑̀͑̕͜ ̵̘̤̼̜̘̇͋̃͆̉̒͆͆͆̈́̈́̅̏͆̑̾͘S̶͚̭͇̪̱̘͚͙͇̳̉͑͝ͅƠ̴̡̤͔̰̘͖͉͙̱̖͑̈́͗͌͗͑͂͂̉̀̄̀͒̈́͜͠Ǜ̸̥͍̲͕̝̩̥̩̀̐ͅP̸̤̰͕͚̝͈̙͓̼͉͍̟̱̙̗̱̂̎ ̵̛͈̌̔̌́̕͝͠͝ͅS̴̡̨̢̙̠̜͎͔̺͕͇̪̪̐̀̑̽̐̓̈́̏͆́̊͒̈́̑̚͘Ţ̴̧̬̪͇̲̯̙̯̯̲̖̰͂̓̾́̚Ǫ̷̣̞͉͖̱̥̹͙̘͓̫̲̦͖̣̜͐̅̽̄̆͒Ř̸͍͙̘̦͙̣̤̇̆̓̊̔͂̇̾͠Ȩ̵̛̛͚̇̑́͗̀́̈́̏͘͘!̸̨̘̤̠͖̅̊̒̋̏!̵̧̪̪͖̮͉̻͖̬̘̍̏͆̔!̵̛̛̪͙̰̼̯͂͛̃̍̀̔̌̿̋͗̐͌͗̚͠!̵̡͖̥̥̣͉̩͔͍͇͓͇̭͕̫̦͕̀̀͗̿̀!̷̢̗̯̖̼̻̱̫̗̩͚̱̭̙̙͇̎̓̈́͗̓̑̃͛͛̏͗͒͛́̈̽̕͝ͅ

SmolGreenBean: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

GlitchBitch: F̶͓͔͖̝̫̝̭̙̪̙̈̇́̓̈́͛̇̍͗̊̇͘͜͝ͅÙ̶̫́̍́̎̋̂͒̚̕̕͠͠C̶̡̛̪̯͈̼̈́̾̀̑̄͐̆̅̔̽̌͆̒̈̊̎͜͝͠K̴̘͍͚̬͈͍̓̓̓͑̇̓̿ ̷̡̳̱̠̝̮͓̣̺͉̝̺͕̮̼̂̈́̈ͅͅŸ̶̨̨̧͖̥̩͍̞̟̟̮̫̙̹̈́͘ͅǪ̵͖̓͛̊́̎̕͝Ư̴̢͖͓͖̤̹̩͉̆͂̄̆̌̍́̒̊̾ͅ!̸̘̞̤̼̒̀̓̈́͆̀̉̇͑͂͘͜͜͝!̷̨̧̧̧̛̛̺̦̭̥̙̩͇̭̟̺̜̯̖̟̾̃̽͗́͐̓̿͘͠!̴̰̘́̃́̂̔͝!̷̧͍͕̀̑̊͛̑̈́̉͛͌͐͌͗̑̌̾͘͘͝͝!̶͙̘͓͙̝̞̗͑̀́͋̾͊͐͛̈̊̈́̅̌͘͝͠!̸̞̹͉̦̫͇̦͐͒̅̿̂͒̋́̅͐̍̄̀͐͜͜͝!̵̧̠̣͕̋̍͛͌̂͂̇̌̐͛̇̓͘͝!̸̡̡̛̣̲͊̒̿̚!̷͍̠͚̪̑̒͒͊͐̆̎͛̈́͋̾̑͆̄̀̇͝ͅ

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