Brain: I want pizza
Me: I have three pounds, sixty-one. I need to buy lunch tomorrow and we have food at home.
Brain: but the pizzas over the road are only £2.99
Me: That leaves me with 62p for tomorrow.
Brain: Bitch, go get me a pizza
Me: fine.

~next day~

Me: Fuck, I have literally no cash.
Brain: Shouldn't of got pizza.