FTM, or female to male basically is a short way of saying transboy/man, someone who was assigned the female gender at birth but identifies as a man. This chapter goes out to my "Son" (I wish he was my son since his parents are jerkwads), whose had a rough week sonny-side-up .

For the transbois looking at this...

For all the Harry Potter lovers:

Men with periods are super tough in my opinion. Most men would die if they had to bleed continuously for seven days every month.

Just tell your parents you're trying to be healthy is what this sounds like to me. Then be that classic health nut white girl. "OMG I need my kale smoothie!" (That's actually me in real life.)

Answer this and I'll give you a virtual hug. Take that how you will.

Also strangely me.

And seriously...