"Saab meko ye teen item Pasand aai...ab aap dekhlo...aapko kaunsa chuss Karna hai!!"...said sanyukta after hovering upon more then 25pics...

"Saab!!"... she called again looking at her side...only to see him sleeping!!

"Haye devaa...yeh aadmi kya Shaadi karega...isse nind se fursat Mili tab na...subah hi yaa shaam aapish (ofc) na rahe toh din var sote rehte ye...ghore bech k!!"...she mumbled in a low voice....

"Umm sanyu...i heard that...it's not aapish...it's ofc!!"...corrected randhir
in sleep...

"Aillaa...yeh pagal you nhi hogaye...sanyu fuutle yahanse...!!"...she thought and got up slowly in order to leave when he caught her wrist...

Her eyes got widen...and she twisted her nose...at her not so clever effort...
"Kahan jaa rhi ho??"...he asked opening an eye...

"So Apne ko kaam pe Jana haina Saab!!"...she fumbled...
"Aur meri dulhan Ka kya??"...asked randhir getting up...
"Arey Maine dhundli na aap k liye...bole toh ekdum masttt!!"... she said turning towards him...

"Hmm let me see!! Aur agar muje Pasand nhi aayi toh main phirse time yahan baitha k rakhunga aur phirse tum mere liye ladki dhundna...!!"...said randhir making her sit beside him...

"Deva...Saab muje aur v kaam hai...?!"...said sanyu cringing a bit...
"Sshhh!! Just keep sitting!!"... randhir said placing his finger on her lips...
She looked at him with puppy eyes...whereas he felt himself lost in those innocent orbs...

After few secs...sanyu said..."Saab aapko kya aise hi Tim pash Karna hai!!"...
Her words made randhir cm out off his trance and he said..."Haan air San tumhari wajahse...irritate Jo Karti rehti ho muje...and it's no Tim pash it's time pass!!"...

"Whi toh main boli saab...ab itni angrezi toh Aaati hai muje! Aur aap yeh sab faltu ki baatein chhoro...Jo ladkiyon ki phuto Maine Aapke liye dekhi hai...wo pehle Dekho!!"...said sanyu
"It's not phuto it's photo!!"...said randhir looking at his laptop screen...
"Whi toh main boli saab ab itni angrezi toh Aaati hai muje!!"...repeated sanyu

"Hmm thik thak hi hai!!"... Randhir said getting not so satisfied with the pics...
"Hain na ekdum rapchik!! Main toh kehti Inn mein se kisi ek se aap kal hi Milloh!!"... said sanyu
"What??"... randhir exclaimed
"Arey kya whaat?? Koi waat nhi lagegi aapki!! Main toh kehti hun k ek shaandar hutel mein ladki ko bulao...aur Kuch Accha khilado...ladki Ka peth v Khush, ladki v Khush, aur phir toh baat pakki samjho!!"...sanyu said...

"I won't do such things!! Kitna ajeeb hai yeh sab!!"... randhir cried...
"Yehi Hoti hai laundo ki prablem...paisa Hota sabhi k pass hai...magar kharcha Karna Pasand hi nhi kisiko...huh kanjus kahinke!! Pata hai kya main toh Deva se humesha prathna Karti Hun k...wo mere jindagi mein ek aisa insaan veje...Jo muje humesha pyaar Kare...aur har ravivaar ko muje pao Vaaji khilaye!!"...said sanyu dreamily...

For a moment randhir felt a bit uncomfortable hearing her confession...but later he composed himself and said..."main nhi Karne wala yeh sab!!"...
"Saab aisa karoge na...toh Kavi v koi v ladki apse Shaadi nhi karegi...phir yeh Jo Aapne sunny deol wala 100kilo Ka haat banwaya hai na...yeh kisi kaam Ka nhi rahega...aakhir yeh bady kis kaam ki Jo ladki patane mein hi kaam na Aaye!!"...sanyu said
"It's not bady sanyu...it's body!!"...corrected randhir...
"Whi toh main boli saab ab itni angrezi toh Aaati hai muje!!"...said sanyu and was about to leave when Randhir thought of an idea...

"I will go...main jaunga!!"...he said
"Yeh hui na mardon wali baat!!"...she said patting his back
"Magar ek shart pe!!"... said randhir
"Hogaya kalyaan!!"...said sanyu in a low voice...
"Tumhe v mere Saath jaana padega...hotel mein!!"... said randhir making her eyes go widen in shock!!

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