"Ting tong!!"... The doorbell rang...thus the lady put the end of her saree on her head...and took a plate which had the essential things for aarti...

With the brightest smile on her face...she asked the servant to open the door...
She went forward in front of the door...with the plate...only to see her husband standing with the other members of the family..

She frowned and asked..." Where is Randhir? "...
Hearing the name from her mouth...her husband gave her an infuriated look...as if the name was of his own enemy...

He sighed and went towards his room...
Whereas the lady went forward to search her son among all the members... And there she found him standing alone...with that sehra over his face...

" where is your bride?"...she asked Astonishingly...
Hearing her questions he looked at her and adjusted his specs...nodding in a no...
"Don't act like a robot randhir... Just tell me?"... Asked his mom again..

" BHAAG GAYI!!"...said one of the family member...who was with him...thus the plate fell from her hands...with a thud...

"Iss baar v!!"... The other members inside the house mumbled in shock...whereas the lady closed her eyes to overcome those tears...

The relatives started gossiping about the matter...whereas randhir and his mom felt that humiliating...

"Randhir u go to your room!"...said the lady robotically....
" mom...I...I..."...randhir tried to speak
"I said go!!"... She said in a loud voice...to which randhir gulped and followed her words...

"Why it's Hpng God?...to him, to us...y??"... Asked the lady in her mind looking upwards...

*****
Entering inside the room he kept his turban aside...and sat on the bed... "why can't I handle things easily?"...asked randhir to himself...

"Saab!! Pocha avi lagayegi main yaa baad mein!!"... Asked a girl...Standing near the door with a broom in her hand...

He looked at her and sighed..."do it!!"...

" okay!"...replied the girl...

And started cleaning the floor with the broom.
"Tadap tadap k iss dil se aah nikalti rhi
Mujhko sazaa Di pyaar ki
Aisa kya gunaah kiya toh lut gaye...
Haan lut gaye...
Haan lut gaye hum Teri mohobbat mein!!"... The girl sang in her pathetic voice...to which randhir closed his ears...

" eww!! Girl calm down!!"...mumbled randhir
"Toh lut gaye...haan lut gaye!!"... The girl continued as she didn't hear his voice...

" will u stop??"...he screamed...
The girl frowned and stopped cleaning.
"Kuch bola kya?"... She asked

" oh god!! Plz don't sing again...bcz your voice is horrible!!"...said randhir
"Kya bel? Kya bol rela hai Saab!! Itni angrezi agar mereko samaj aati toh main kya aapke yahan jhadoo pocha marti? Apun v aapki tarah koi bijinesh karti!!"... Said the girl...

" it's not bijiness...it's business Sanyukta!!"...said randhir
"Whi toh main boli re Saab!! Ab itni angrezi toh main jaan hi gayi Hun aap k saath rehke!!"... Said Sanyukta

" hmm...I can see that!!"...replied randhir Rolling his eyes...to which she frowned
"Ek baat puchu Saab? Bura toh nhi maanoge?"... Asked Sanyukta
" speak up!!"...said randhir taking out his clothes...from the cupboard

"Wo...wo...aapka shaadi...wo...mera Matlab??"... She stammered
" haan phir se tut gayi!!"...said randhir in a low voice...

"Oh!! Saarry!!"... Said Sanyukta
" it's not saarry!! It's sorry!!"...corrected randhir
"Wahi toh bola Saab!! Ab itni angrezi toh aati hai muje!!"... Said sanyu...

" lekin ek adveece dun?"...asked Sanyukta
"It's not adveece... It's advice!!"... Said Randhir
" whi toh bola Saab!! Ab itni angrezi toh aati hai muje!!"...she replied

"Speak up!!"... Said Randhir
"Aap Na apni uss chammak chhallo...aare jiske saath aapka bedding...!!".. Sanyu was about to say...when randhir interrupted again..." It's not bedding... it's wedding"...

"Whi toh bola Saab!! Ab itni angrezi toh muje aati hai!!"... Said Sanyukta
" haan toh aapke saath jiska gutur gu honewala tha Na...aap Na usski vul jao...aur khud kisi ladki ko pasand karo...apne liye!! Aapko pata hai mere yahan ek ladka tha...bilkul aapki tarah anari...!!"...said Sanyukta to which he looked at her in bewilderment

"Par pata hai kya usska anaripan ekdum chala gya...ab batao kaise? Kyunki majnoo ko ishq hogaya apni laila se...bilkul rapchik style mein!! Issliye aapko v keh rhi Hun...apne hisaab se ladki dhundo aap khud!! Haan manti hun k aap anari ho...lekin aap jaisa hunest man Maine nhi dekha aaj tak !!"..said Sanyukta

Randhir smiled and said ..." Thank u...for the advice!! And yes it's not hunest...its honest!! "...

" whi toh bola Saab!! Ab itni angrezi toh muje aati hai "...said Sanyukta completing her mobbing ...to which he chuckled...

She left his room...after giving him a smile...whereas he thought..." Atleast she hv the guts to tell me what I am?? Otherwise...??!! Chuck it!!"....

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