A/N: I don't own anything. Also credits for inspiration go to USTrooper.

Enjoy!

Tokyo, Japan, morning

Minh's POV:

Bozes: Are those...walls?

Pina: Look! There are people inside! (looks at some SDF personnel inside a building)

Lelei: They're making effective use of limited space.

Rory: Does that mean Itami's country is very tiny?

Lelei: Or perhaps that it's very populated.

Me: Lelei's right. The population right now stands at 126.5 million right now.

Lelei, Tuka, Rory, Pina, and Bozes: EHHH????

Pina: Either way, the Empire has started a war against a civilization capable of building these structures...

*insert opening theme

Lelei: Lê?

Me: Hm?

Lelei: Is Vietnam and the US like this.

Me: In Vietnam and the US, this is what they city looks like. I lived in cities close to my whole life, so I can tell you that. But cities are usually small in number compared to in the countryside, where it's vast open land to grow crops in.

Lelei: I would like to visit those countries.

Me: Well we go to Vietnam...tomorrow.

Lelei smiles.

While Itami was filling out the immigration paperwork in Japan for the 5 girls, Tuka shivers from the cold, even when wearing a sweater.

Tuka: It is really cold.

Kuribayashi: I told you!

Itami: You okay? I can get you a coat!

Tuka: No, I'm fine.

Me: Suit yourself then.

I then see a few men approaching us. 1 man was wearing a trench coat with a business suit inside and the other 2 men were wearing business suits only.

A/N: Credits to USTrooper

??? (Komakado): Captain Itami, Lieutenant Lê.

We both look at them.

Komakado: I'm Komakado, from Intel HQ. I've been instructed to escort you.

Itami: You with Public Security?

Me: So you guys are basically TC2, or the FBI?

Komakado: You can both tell? That's a hero's 6th sense for you.

Itami: It was just a random guess.

Komakado: A random guess, eh? I looked into you, Itami. You had the second lowest grades in your class during officer training and only avoided last place because another trainee got injured. After graduation and assignment, you rated "just barely passing." Your CO got pissed off and threw you into Ranger School, which you finished, somehow. For some reason, your were transferred to Narashino after that. Poor personal evaluations left you at First Lieutenant, but after the incident at Ginza, you were promoted to Captain, I'm told (closes his handbook)

Itami: You sure did your homework.

Komakado (laughs): Slacker. Otaku. Your reputation on post is horrible. So how the hell did you end up an S?

*insert mini bio of the Japanese Special Forces Group here

Kuribayashi starts freaking out at those words. Knew it from Italica.

Kuribayashi: EHHHHHH??!!!!!

Itami: You really did your homework. Did you know? If a colony of ants gets rid of the laziest ones, another one will just start being lazy instead? So lazy people are necessary? I don't know, but when my CO was yelling at me, I told him about that, and...

Komakado: You were transferred to the Special Forces Group.

Itami: I was just trying to argue for the hell of it, though.

Komakado (laughs): Well, if people like you are taking it easy, that might mean everything works better.

Kuribayashi (psychotic laughter): It can't be! Tell me that's not true! Somebody like him is a Ranger and Special Forces?

I put my hands on her shoulders to calm her down.

Me: Look Kuribayashi, I may not have believed it too when I saw it for the first time, but we have to get past it.

Komakado: Oh, about our Vietnamese-American friend here, the Department of Defense and the Vietnamese Ministry of Defense gave us your file.

Me (thinking): Great.......

Komakado: You were the opposite of Itami here. Enlisted in the Marines at 17. Went to the Naval Academy at Annapolis, Maryland and the Officer Candidates Course at Quantico, Virginia and graduated at top 20.

Me (waves my hand): Yeah, yeah, education stuff to be an officer.

Komakado: In that meantime, you were an excellent marksman and was handpicked to serve with the famous Task Force Bruiser, the same unit with Chris Kyle. Was sent to Ramadi, Iraq and had a kill count of 75, including HVTs. You were then known as one of the "Ghosts of Ramadi".

Me: Yeah. That wasn't a fun time to be in Iraq though. Getting ambushed by Baath insurgents on a daily basis was just as nerve racking as sniping.

Komakado (laughs): You were then promoted to Sergeant and reassigned to the 2nd Battalion, 7th Marines. Deployed to Kandahar province. Got yourself into a heavy firefight with the Taliban and with the Army's 2nd Infantry Division, you managed to get your men out alive, with heavy casualties.

Me: That Captain of ours was a douchebag. If we weren't sent into Ambush Valley there, some of my men would still be alive. After that disaster, my Captain got demoted in rank because of that, to which he deserved it.

Komakado: Very honest I see. You then went through the Special Operations Training Course and became a MARSOC Raider within the Marine Raider Regiment.

Kuribayashi: Wait?! You're Special Forces too?! You never told me that!

Me (sighs): Sorry about that. Kinda want leave myself as an Infantry Officer, and not a Spec-Ops operator.

Komakado: Continuing on, you were sent to Syria with the Army Green Berets in support of the Syrian Democratic Forces. You were then ambushed by both the Syrian Army and Russian Military Police in Aleppo and you managed to get out of there alive with everyone else.

Me: Yeah, I almost sniped that day.

Komakado: It was about this time that you were commissioned as a Second Lieutenant. You were then handselected to be the youngest member of the Army's Group for Specialized Tactics, or Ghost Recon for short. Then when the Raven's Rock coup happened, your team was sent all over the globe to track the people responsible and ended up in Russia, ending the hunt for Raven's Rock in Arkhansgelsk Oblast.

Me: At least you didn't mention the part where we had to climb 15 flights of stairs after riding in an elevator in Moscow.

Komakado (laughs): Continuing on, you were then sent to Hà Nội, Việt Nam as part of a cooperation program between Việt Nam and the US. Attached yourself with the 301st Battalion, part of the Hà Nội Capital City Command. 3 months later, you went to Japan for some sightseeing and then Ginza happened and you were promoted to First Lieutenant for your actions and made the Vietnamese-American military attache. And that's your story.

Me: Yeah, pretty long one.

Kuribayashi: I wish I had you as a commander.

Me: Kuribayashi, sometimes we don't get what we want in life. Itami is Special Forces qualified, so even if he is lazy, he is still tough. Like me, a MARSOC Raider and a Ghost. Plus, I can't take command anyways.

Kuribayashi: I understand sir. But still!

I wrap my arms around her and smile down at her. From the corner of my eye, I can see Itami smirking.

Me: You okay now?

Kuribayashi (blushing): Yes sir.

Komakado: Young love I see?

We then split apart after hearing it, blushes on our faces.

Me: NOPE!

Komakado (laughs): Take care.

A few moments later, on a bus.

I was sitting next to Kuribayashi on a bus. She was still in disbelief after I calmed her down. I sigh.

Kuribayashi (in tears): It's a lie! A lie! This is a dream!

I hug her while she leans her head on my chest. Itami then signals the convoy to get going.

Itami: Get going.

The convoy moves through the streets of Tokyo with Christmas decorations filing the air.

Rory: Look at all those people. Is this a market?

Tuka: A festival? Look. What's that?

Lelei" They're decorated a tree?

Rory: Maybe of charm of some sort?

Tomita talks to Itami.

Tomita: Where are we going?

Itami: We can't take them to the Diet or the Vietnamese National Assembly wearing jeans, can we?

A few moments later, in a tailor shop

Tuka comes out in a business suit. I sit next to Kuribayashi on a bench.

Kuribyashi: Wow! I guess when you've a nice body, you look good in anything, including suits.

Me: That includes you too, Kuribayashi.

Kuribayashi blushes.

Kuribayashi: What will you two wear?

Lelei: I'm fine.

Rory: Me too. This is a formal wear of a priest.

Meanwhile Itami is talking to the casier.

Itami: Yeah, bill it to the SDF.

At a gyuudon restaurant a few moments later

Waiter: Here you go.

Tomita: Why gyuudon?

Itami: I have expense our spending on the Diet trip. The Lieutenant here will deal with Vietnamese expenses.

Me: Yeah.

Itami: And we only get 500 yen per meal.

Me: That's about 108,000 VND. That's better than what we will get when we get to Vietnam.

Itami: How much do we get per meal?

Me: 75,000-85,000 VND.

Itami sighs.

Kuribayashi: Times are tough.

We then eat our gyuudon in silence next.

Diet building

Pina: This is the Japanese Senate? Does the Vietnamese Senate look like this Lê?

Me: It's not as tall as this. You'll see later.

We get to the front of the building and Itami, me, Rory, Lelei, and Tuka disembark from the vehicle. Pina starts to get off.

Pina: Aren't we getting off?

Tomita: We'll be going to a different area. Officially, you aren't in Japan.

In a different area

Third Person POV:

A woman and a man stand in to introduce themselves to Pina and Bozes.

Reiko: I am Shirayuri Reiko, advisor to the Prime Minister. And this is Sugawara Kouji-kun, with the foreign ministry.

She gestures Tomita, Kuribayashi, Pina and Bozes to come in. They all sit down.

Reiko: This is not a peace conference. To ensure that we are on the same page in the event of such a conference, we wish to discuss and decide on a number of matters beforehand. Is that all right?

Pina: I have no objections.

Time is now 1500 hours, Japanese Diet, assembly room

Minh's POV:

We enter the assembly room with lots of cameras and press around the representatives. From the looks of it, the whole world is watching, including back at home.

30 minutes later

Chairman: We will now ask questions of the witnesses.

A representative named Kohara gets out a billboard showing the amount of victims and refugees we took in from the dragon attack. I've got a bad feeling about this.

Kohara: I'll get straight to the point. Why were 150 Special Region refugees, who were supposed to be under SDF protection, killed by a Class-A Dangerous Animal you refer to as a "dragon"?

Chairman: Captain Itami.

Itami walks up from his chair and goes to speak.

Itami: Uh, well...probably because the dragon was so strong.

Kohara: How can you be so calm? Don't you feel any responsibility for the loss of those lives?

Me (thinking): Yeah, and you're trying to twist in your own way. Something Washington rarely does even if this type of stuff happens.

Itami: I'm sad that so many were killed. I also felt that our own capabilities were lacking.

Kohara: So you're admitting that the SDF was at fault!

Itami: No. We lacked sufficient firepower.

Kohara: Huh?

Itami: Our 7.62mm rounds bounced off it like they were BBs. I really wished we had stronger weapons. A charged particle beam, a railgun, a graviton bomb or something.

Representative #1: Mr. Chairman!

Chairman: You may.

The representative steps up.

Representative #1: Our analysis of a sample from the Special Region shows that this "dragon" had scales as strong as tungsten and could exhale high-temperature flames. It was essentially, a flying tank. Demanding 0 casualties when fighting such a monster is rather unreasonable, wouldn't you say?

Kohara: Very well...my next witness is First Lieutenant Lê.

Chairman: Lieutenant Lê.

I go up to the podium to speak.

Kohara: How is the behavior of the Self Defense Force in the Special Region?

Me: I say that it is going very well. The Self Defense Force gave its best behavior in the Special Region that is equal to both the Vietnamese military and the US Marine Corps.

US Marines, Vietnamese Army soldiers, and Congress politicians somewhere else in the world: YEAH! Get 'em Lê! Show them no mercy!

Kohara: Were you present during the attack?

Me: Yes I was, and I was the one who drove it off. The standard issue rifles that the world currently uses is not match for this dragon. The only reason we were able to drive it off was through an RPG-7 I had brung in the vehicle I was sitting in. Itami is right, we need to find better ways to fight off this dragon. This includes the use of air vehicles such as the A-10 Thunderbolt and F-35 Lightning 2's stationed here in Japan. This also includes weapons such as the GAU-8 Avenger and AIM-9 Sidewinder missiles. Only those weapons higher than a 50 cal. caliber can defeat this dragon.

Kohara: And what are your thoughts about the civilian deaths? And how has the Vietnamese and American governments responded?

Me: Maam, I regret that we couldn't save those lives. But we were fighting a monster that had scales stronger than our bullets, so it was more or less expected. As for the Vietnamese and American governments, they say they take the same stance as me. They know that this dragon is close to invincible and have not taken any measures to order me back.

Kohara: Very well then. I would like to have the next questions to Lelei La Lalena.

Chairman: Witness Lelei La Lalena.

Lelei then stands up and I head back to my seat.

Kohara: Do you understand Japanese?

Lelei: Yes, a small amount.

People across Japan watching from their screens: She's so young. A mage?

Kohara: Very well. I'm told you're living in a refugee camp right now. Are there any inconveniences there?

Lelei: I don't understand what you mean by "inconveniences". If you mean not everything is convenient, then that's true for everyone.

Kohara: I'll change the question, then. Did you lack anything that your require?

Lelei: All of my clothing, food, shelter, work, and spiritual needs are being met. If I started asking for more, there would be no end to it.

Kohara: Then do you feel the SDF's response in any way contributed to the result of 150 causalities?

Lelei: No.

Kohara: Very well. Now may I ask Tuka Luna Marceau to the stand?

Chairman: Witness Tuka Luna Marceau.

Tuka stands up to the podium while Lelei stands to translate.

Tuka: I am an elf of the Lodo Forest clan. I am the daughter if Hodolew Ray, Tuka Luna Marceau.

People across Japan outside or on their screens: An elf?

Me (thinking): Great, now the whole world is gonna explode because of this.

Kohara: I know this is a rude question, but are those ears real?

Tuka: Yes, they are. (shows them)

Me (thinking and facepalming): Cái đ*t con mẹ...

Chairman: Order! Order!

Kohara: Th-Then, Tuka-san, was there any problem with the way the SDF handled the dragon attack?

Tuka: I don't know...I was unconscious at the time.

Me (thinking): Great and now Kohara is gonna twist in into her own tactics. F*cking fantastic!

Kohara: Thank you. Okay next... (looks at Rory)

Chairman: Witness Rory Mercury.

I hear Kohara say something under her breath.

Kohara: Black clothes and a veil. Those must be mourning clothes. That's prefect.

I clench my fists in anger. She's trying to manipulate the public into thinking we were the cowards and used aggression, not the other way around. Rory meanwhile takes her stand.

Me (under my breath): Tsk.

Kohara: What's your name?

Rory: Rory Mercury.

Kohara: Describe your life in the refugee camp.

Rory: It's very simple. When I wake up, I live, and I pray. I receive life, I pray. Then at night, I sleep.

Kohara: "Receive life"?

Rory: Yes. I eat, and I kill. I make offerings to Emroy...and a lot of different things.

Kohara: I'll reword the question. From the look of matters, you've looked like you lost someone who matters a lot to you. Do you feel the SDF to be responsible?

Lelei: She says she dosen't understand the question. Rory's family-

Kohara: According to reports, despite the fact 1/4th of the refugees were killed in the dragon attack, the SDF suffered no fatalities or even a single injury! The people who should've defending you with their lives put their own safety first, and in the end, put civilians in danger, right?

Me (thinking): Are you kidding me?! I literally told you that I drove it off with my RPG! We couldn't do anything for the 150 civilians who died because we were unprepared and off-guard, not that we were cowards and ran off! You have literally got to be the biggest bigot I have ever heard in my life! EVER!

I clench my fists harder. Kohara then smirks again.

Kohara: Now tell us! What did you really see? Expose the SDF's true colors!

US Marines, Vietnamese Army soldiers, and Congressmen somewhere else in the world: The SDF did nothing wrong you idiot of a politician!

Rory: ARE YOU STUPID?!

The noise from the mics puts everyone to cover their ears. Since I was used to loud sounds, I didn't need to. Sounded like a flashbang aftersound.

Kohara: Wh-what did you just say-

Rory: I asked if you were stupid, little girl. (lifts her veil up)

Me (thinking): Great comeback!

Kohara: You speak Japanese?

Rory: That doesn't matter. You want to know how they fought the dragon, right? They did their absolute best. They did not most certainly use refugees as shields and fight from a safe distance. But to begin with, what's wrong with soldiers making sure they stay alive? If they die needlessly, who's going to protect people like you, who do nothing but sit and complain, little girl?

Me (thinking): Dayum! At least she's going to Vietnam with me, so maybe the lawmakers back at home will know not to mess with her. Yay!

Kohara: Little...girl?

Rory: They fought a fire dragon and came back alive. The first thing you should do is praise them. Also, you said that 1/4th of the refugees died. That's incorrect. Itami's squad saved 3/4ths of them. If you can't even understand that, the soldiers of this country must have a very hard time.

Me (thinking): Yes! They had a hard time indeed. This is what happens when politicians decide where we go and have to do. We are always under limits, but the SDF, they are too much under limits. If this was the US Marines or the Russian Ground Forces, there wouldn't be so much limits placed on them.

Rory: They succeeded in something no one else could do. That is my answer to your stupid question. Do you understand, little girl?

Me (thinking): I'm screaming with joy right now! (smiles)

Kohara: You don't seem to know how to speak to your elders,  "little girl"?

Rory: Are you referring to me?

Kohara: Who else could there be? I don't know how it works in the Special Region, but in this country, we respect our elders!

Rory: I'm shocked. (starts pulling out halberd) How dare a mere...

Itami rushes up to stop her.

Itami: Mr. Chairman! Diet member Kohara is badly mistaken.

Rory: Why are you getting in my way?

Itami: Just stay put!

Itami pushes Rory back into her seat.

Me: Just to know, I wouldn't be so nice like Itami did just now.

Rory then smiles back at me.

Itami: Um...you may not believe this, but Rory Mercury-san is the oldest person here.

Kohara (crosses her arms): And just how old is she?

Rory: 961 years old.

Kohara: N-nine hundre-

Everyone gasps.

Kohara: A-and how old is Tuka-san?

Tuka: I'm 165.

Kohara: Don't tell me...

Lelei: No, I'm 15.

Kohara sighs in relief. Gotcha. Lelei returns back to the podium.

Lelei: I am human. Our race lives between 60-70 years. Almost all the residents in our world are human. Tuka is an elf. She is a rare fairy type who live eternally. Rory was originally a human, but when she became a demigod, her body stopped aging. After a 1000 years or so, her kind abandons physical existence, becoming first spirits, then gods. Thus the concept of a "lifespan" does not apply to her.

Everyone is shocked.

Chairman: Diet member Kohara, does that conclude your questions?

Kohara: Yes.

In the different area with the rest of them

Third Person POV:

Sugawara: Lastly regarding the treatment of prisoners...we currently hold 6000 of your soldiers as prisoners.

Pina: 6000?

Sugawara: We would like to release them to your request.

Pina: How much ransom-

Reiko: Don't worry. Our country does not engage in the custom of demanding ransom for prisoners. We do expect something in return, though.

Sugawara hands a handbook to them.

Sugawara: Here's a list of prisoners. We can turn over a small number of them immediately.

Bozes whispers to Pina.

Bozes: Many of them are missing children of Senators and nobles. If they're imprisoned...

Pina: I know. He wants them released to grant favors for them back home. That's what he is saying.

Pina turns back to Sugawara and Reiko.

Pina: We would like to examine the prisoner list before we answer.

Sugawara: Understood. That concludes our list of topics for the day.

Pina sighs.

Reiko: Princess, it's a honor to greet you. (pulls out her hand for a handshake)

Tomita: That's a greeting from our world. Clasp her hand.

Pina clasps her hand and they both handshake.

Reiko: Thank you for serving as our mediator for the negotiations.

Pina: I'll promise I'll do it.

Diet building close to 1600 hrs

Minh's POV:

Lights were flashing around us as we got to the bus. Better keep in mind in using a vehicle that will not attract them in Vietnam. I've got a feeling VTV and VTC will be on a*sses later. We watched ourselves from the bus TV.

Reporter: The Special Region's residents have completed their session at the Diet and are leaving now! They're leaving on a bus now. They will be expected to make another session in the Vietnamese National Assembly tomorrow, so stay tuned!

The convoy starts moving again and we hit the streets again.

A few moments later, Tokyo subway

We enter the subway tunnels as me and Itami are already changed into civilian clothes. The bus we were sitting in is now being used as a decoy, so that the press doesn't get on us. The subway train then arrived.

Lelei: It opened.

Itami: So it did.

Itami rushed in while I came in from behind.

Itami: Now's not the time for that. Get on quickly! Hurry!

Tuka and Lelei rushed in while Rory inches slowly. Itami then pulls Rory inside the train.

While we were moving, Itami was talking to me while the girls were looking out the window.

Itami: We look like we work for some kinda shady company.

Me: Yeah, with the clothes we are wearing, no crap.

Tomita, Kuribayashi, Pina and Bozes approach us in civilian clothes as well.

Itami: Hey, good work today.

Tomita: I was panicking. Nobody told us that we were using the bus as a decoy.

Itami: Well, we met up, so it's okay right?

Me: That's good.

Kuribyashi: Pina and Bozes have been shaking since the train went underground. They think we're taking them to the bottom of the Earth.

Me: Welp, can't say much about that.

Itami: They've never been on a subway. Can't blame 'em. Plus, I heard that the Hà Nội subway is up top outside?

Me: It's still unfinished, so we're better off using a Hanoibus transit than that.

Bozes then bumps into Tomita. They both blush.

Bozes: My apologies.

Tomita: It's fine...

The train rocks again and Rory clings onto Itami's left arm.

Itami: What's wrong? You too, Rory?

Rory: Hardy controls what's underground!

Itami and me: Hardy?

Rory: She's bad news. 200 years ago she told me to marry her, and she wouldn't shut up about it! She might drag me off as her bride!

Itami: So why are you clinging to me?

Rory: To keep her away! Hardy doesn't like men, so if I stay like this, maybe she won't come!

Itami: No, even it's a lie, this is what I want you to say.

Itami explains to Rory.

Itami: "D-don't get the wrong idea. It's just to keep him away! It's just camouflage!". Like that.

Kuribayashi: So creepy.

Me: Maybe you haven't seen me when I see a South Vietnamese flag (the phán động flag of course). I will literally find anything that I can to burn it.

Kuribayashi: Okay that's a different kind of creepy sir.

Train PA: Kasumigaseki, Kasumigaseki.

The train's doors open for us at Kasumigaseki station. Komakado stands there.

Komakado: Why hello there.

He gets on and we continue on.

Komakado: We're moving up the schedule and going to Hakone. We'll head to Tokyo and change trains there.

Itami: How'd the bus work?

Komakado: They fell for it. The fact that they didn't know the change in plans narrows the leak down to 2 suspects. Right now I'm letting it go to find out where they're headed.

Rory: Itami! I want out! I can't take it anymore.

Itami: We're almost done. Two more steps.

Rory : Come on, hurry up!

Me (thinking): And then I have to deal with us in Hà Nội. (I sigh)

Kuribayashi: You okay sir?

Me: I'm fine, just thinking how we're going to get out of the presses' eyes in Hà Nội.

Kuribayashi: You can think about that later sir. For now at least enjoy the moment.

Me: Alright.

Rory: Come on!

Train PA: Next is Ginza. Ginza.

Rory: Hurry!

Train PA: Transfer information: Please transfer here for Hibiya and Ginza lines.

The train then stops at the station and opens its doors.

Itami: We'll be getting off here.

Komakado: Eh? Nani?

We reach the ticketing station when Komakado comes behind us.

Komakado: You both can't act on your own! There's a plan for this.

Subway PA: The Marunouchi line is currently not functioning due to a wiring accident between the Ginza and Tokyo stations. There is presently no set time for it to be back online.

We get out of the subway station up above. It's nighttime.

Rory: The air is filthy, but it's a million times better than underground!

Itami: They're shutting down the subway. What do you think the enemy's goals is?

Komakado: A demonstration. They want to warn us that they can hit us whenever they want. But they failed with both the bus and the subway.

Me: Sounds like a Chinese MSS or a Russian FSB tactic.

Komakado: Precisely. And next, they will do something more direct and obvious. For example...

A person tries to steal Rory's halberd.

Komakado: Like that.

He then falls on the floor.

Komakado: What are you doing moron? Jeez. (tries lifting Rory's halberd)

Itami: Oh, that's...

Me: I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Rory then destroys Komakado. An ambulance then comes up to pick Komakado.

Rory: What a wimp.

Lelei: No normal person can lift that.

Komakado: For tonight, head to the Ichigaya Assembly Hall...

The ambulance then leaves.

Tomita: Shall we go there then?

Me: Well?

Itami: Wait a second.

Kuribayashi: We are not going to Akihabara.

Itami: That's not it...

Outside an apartment few minutes later

We then head to an apartment who I know lives in. Kuribayashi then pulls me aside.

Kuribayashi: I seen your testimony sir. Did you really mean all that you said?

Me: Yes, especially you. You all fought like US Marines and Vietnamese soldiers. So it makes sense that I say that. Plus you were all on your best behavior, so I said that as well.

Kuribayashi blushes.

We walk in and Itami goes first in while all of us wait outside.

Itami: This place is cold.

A/N: Credits to USTrooper.

Risa: F-food!

Itami: Right, right, I brought it for you.

Risa then lays on her food.

Risa: So warm...

Itami: Guys, you can come in now.

Tomita: Um..Captain? Who is that?

Itami: Ah, this is....my ex-wife.

Kuribayashi: Ex...

Tomita: ...wife?

Everyone except me, Itami, and Risa: EHHHH?!!!!!

Me: Hello there. Nice to see you again, Risa.

*insert ending theme

A/N: Well that was chapter 8 for you folks. I hoped that you enjoyed it! Review down below on how you think about it.

Have a nice day!