Gaster Sans POV:
I hate my life. I have like, infinity f*cking a$$holes as children. And right at this moment, they're getting eachother drunk. FML. "Dad. My a$$ hurts." UF Sans said. "And why should I give a sh*t?" I asked. "I dunno." UF Sans said and walked away. I shook my head and looked over at Classic. The best child of them all. He's getting drunk oh sh*t. "Classic please don't get drunk!" I begged. "Toooooo llattte!" Classic slurred. "OH MY F*CKING GOD WHY?!" I yelled. "Hey...evvvverything will be fi *hic* fiiiiiine." Classic slurred. "NO IT WON'T BECAUSE I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU F*CKING A$$HOLES!" I shouted. I went to the second best child, US Sans. He was hyper. I went to the third best Sans, UL Sans...wait no excuse me I meant Reapertale Sans. UL Sans will never be a good child. Reapertale Sans was just sitting, being a good child. I smiled and he talked with Geno and Dream Sans. I walked away and sat on the couch. Epic Sans was sitting there.

"What's up bruh?" Epic asked. "Heaven, where I'm needed." I answered. Some Sans children yelled/screamed/whispered/sh*t, "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!" and I don't know why. "WTF?" I whispered. "I was telling the truth but alright." I said and shrugged. I fell asleep after staying up for a week.

-WHEN THIS BOI WAKES UP-

I SHOULD NEVER HAVE SLEPT! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T GET A F*CKING AMBULANCE AND FIRE TRUCK OVER HERE! I got my phone out and called the fire truck and ambulance. I picked up Classic and Geno, they were crying. "WHERE'S ECHOFELL B*TCH?!" I yelled. I saw him over to my left holding Reaper and Nightmare Sans. FINALLY HE DOES SOMETHING D*MN! I HAD TO DO ALL THE WORK WHILE THIS B*TCH WAS OUT GETTING DRUNK WITH HIS FRIENDS! I saw the fire truck and it sprayed the house. "Yay. Insurance." I said. Classic hid his face in my chest area. "MOMMMMA!" Classic yelled. "Do I look like your-" I was cut off by Classic crying. "OKAY OKAY I'M YOUR MOM!" I accepted. Classic stopped crying.

I sighed. Echofell *cough* technical bae *cough* came over to me, still holding Reaper and Nightmare Sans. I saw Dream playing with US Sans in the distance. Horror Sans was being creepy, as usual. He was sharpening his axe. I make sure he doesn't kill any of my Sans kiddos. One time he nearly killed UL Sans. I sadly stopped him, and realized my mistake. Well...too late now. Cattale Sans walked over to me and purred. I smiled, another good child. Other than ruining my f*cking couch. That b*tch. I picked him up too and all the Sanses in my arms fell asleep. I heard the angels singing. F*CK YES THOSE B*TCHES FELL ASLEEP YESYESYES!

I sat on the ground and more Sanses went into my arms and fell asleep. Oh sh*t there's a Sans mountain on me HELP! I'M SINKING INTO THE MOUNTAIN SOMEBODY F*CKING HELP! IF I SCREAM OR MOVE OR TALK THEY'LL WAKE UP SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE! HELP! SENDING S.O.S. SIGNALS! HAAAAAAAALP! *But nobody gave a sh*t* FUUUUUUU-

-LATER-

"AH F*CK MY HEAD HURTS!" I yelled and sat up...in a hospital bed? Echofell Bae was sitting there, next to me, holding some of the kids. WHERE THE ACTUAL F*CK ARE THE REST OF THEM?! "WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE KIDS?!" I yelled. "At home." He answered. "YOU DUMB B*TCH THEY'RE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN AGAIN!" I shouted. I tried to get up but noticed a tube on my arm. "B*tch." I mumbled and took it off carelessly. I saw a window and climbed out of the room, unable to teleport. "Godd*mn." I muttered and limped to-words the house. My entire body hurts. I have a migraine. F*ck.