Zoey: Another story I heard about myself-

*laughter*

Zoey: This one happened in high school. Uh... We had this teacher who's kid WENT to our high school. Her name was Ms. Dreemer and the kid's name was Asriel Dreemer went to out high school. He was a sophomore and I was a senior.

(Pun intended)

Zoey: So he was two years behind me and Ms. Dreemer was an ASSHOLE. And one weekend her and her husband decided to leave town. Which you should NEVER do if you're an ASSHOLE.

Emily: Takes one to know one Zoey.

BF!Emily: HEY!

Zoey: And Asriel Dreemer decided to throw a party at the teacher's place. Yaaaaay!

Chara: ASRIEL!

Asriel: *goat screams*

Zoey: Everyone in town heard about, stood up individually, and thought...

Bellona: Alright. Let's go over there and DESTORY THE PLACE.

Zoey: I walked into this party and everyone I had ever MET was there and everyone was DRINKING like it was the END OF THE WORLD!

*laughter*

Zoey: People were drinking like it was the civil war and a doctor was coming to saw their LEGS off! It was totally unsupervised, we were like dogs without horses. We were running WILD.

*laughter*

Zoey: I walk down-

*clapping*

Zoey: I walk down to the basement, they had a pool table in the basement. One kid took a RUNNING HEAD START and THREW his body ONTO THE POOL TABLE and broke it in HALF!

UF!Sans: *skull cracked* I'm ok.

UF!Papyrus: SANS!

Zoey: Another kid found out where Ms. Dreemer's room was and went upstairs and took a shit on her computer...

*laughter*

Zoey: So the party was going great!

*laughter*

Zoey: I'm standing in the basement while holding a red cup, you've seen movies. And I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out. And I guess someone said...

Suicune400: *something something* police!

Zoey: And in a brilliant moment of word association... I yelled... FUCK DA POLICE! Fuck da police!

Anny: *facepalm*

SamoanaGirl101: YEAH! GO ZOEY!

That's all Imma gonna do for now...