*Swapie and Femill shippers having a civil war*

Emily: *calls Zoey* Hello?

Zoey: Hey, what's up?

Emily: *ducks from getting hit with ship art* I need your help, can you come here?

Zoey: I can't. I'm buying clothes.

Emily: All right. Well, hurry up and come over here.

Zoey: *holding a Bendy soup can* I can't find them.

Emily: What do you MEAN you 'can't find them'?

Zoey: *places Bendy soup back* I can't find them, there's only soup.

Emily: What do you MEAN there's only SOUP!?

Fell: Why am I here?

Swap: WHERE'S THE SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON WHEN YOU NEED IT!?

Zoey: It MEANS there's only SOUP!

Emily: WELL GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE!

*kitchen is currently on fire*

Zoey: Alright you don't have to shout at me! *walks to second aisle on ceiling* *falls off ceiling* ...there's more soup...

Emily: What do you mean there's more soup!?

Bendy: *stealing all the bacon soup*

Zoey: There's just more SOUP!

Emily: Go into the next aisle!

Zoey: *looks down aisle* There's still soup.

*shippers killing eachother*

*Stars and WingDing look sacred*

*B has no idea what's going on and just eats bacon soup*

Emily: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW!?

Zoey: I'm at soup!

Emily: What do yOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP!

Zoey: I mean I'M AT SOUP!

Emily: *both eyes are red* *fur turns black* WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN!?

*everyone looks at Emily*

Zoey: *eyes glowing green* *fur turns silver* I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!

Emily: *looks like a f'ing demon* WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!

Zoey: *looks like a fallen angel non satan thing* F#CK YOU!