A/N: NOT CANNON! Just shipping cuz why not? These two are kinda cute together.

Zoey was with SG, in the crime boss's office, as her siblings and Grillby made rootbeer floats in the kitchen. The two were laughing and telling jokes. SG was just done telling a joke when she noticed Zoey just staring at the ceiling with tears swelling up her eyes.

"It's funny... how we're laughing... and people are getting killed cause of me." Zoey muttered as SG perked. "Zoey... what are you talking about?" SG asked. "The money I steal... the jewels I steal... every thing I steal is being used t-to kill..."

SG then quickly pulled Zoey onto her lap. Zoey's face found sanctuary in the crock of SG's neck. SG slowly rubbed Zoey's back and whispered calming things like "It's not your fault" and "You'd never wanted to kill anyone". Zoey soon pulled away before sniffling and sighing.

"Thanks SG." "Anytime Zoe." Suddenly Zoey realized the position the two were in. SG smirked as Zoey's face got red quickly. "What's wrong?~" Zoey adverted her eyes before SG held her chin. "Don't worry, I'll go easy~" Zoey's tail fluffed up as SG kissed her lovingly.

Zoey hesitantly wrapped her arms around SG's neck as her tail started to wag. SG slowly trailed her fingertips down Zoey's back and up again, just to make her shiver. The two soon pulled away for air as the two had deep blushes. "Damn. You taste pretty sweet, Zoe." SG complimented as she laid her hands on Zoey's thighs.

Zoey was so flustered, she couldn't think straight (Huh? Get it? HUUUUH?). SG chuckled before starting to kiss Zoey's neck, hearing her soft moans. "Sensative, aren't we?" SG said as she took Zoey's jacket off. Zoey blushed as SG started to bite down, resulting into Zoey whimpering.

SG soon pulled away, licking up any blood, before Zoey took SG's fedora and put it on herself. SG smirked as she leaned up to kiss Zoey's nose. "I love you, you sexy fox~" SG purred, making Zoey's blush deepen. "I-I love y-you too S-SG..." Zoey replied, still flustered that she techically had sex with SG while ON THE JOB.

Criminal!SG c SamoanaGirl101

Criminal!Zoey/AU c Me