...I should know you're going to read any way. Enjoy.

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Zoey: Geee! You're right Helen! A PTA meeting is NO PLACE for a child! *points to exit* Now be a good annoying human and beat it.

Zoey: Frank. You shouldn't be worried about fleas. You should be worried about your son's dependence on you.

Zoey: MISS GENDER FRISK ONE MORE F#CKING TIME LINDA! I! DARE! YOU!

Zoey: No Gloria. I don't use 'short haired dog shampoo'. But I'm sure you do since your hair needs SERIOUS work.

Zoey: Wow. Just wow Helen. My birth mother even had better manners than you. No wonder your 'precious angel' is such a brat.