Emily: So... I kinda want to be on Wattpad until the 23rd since Christmas will be around then and-

Zoey: *shoves Emily away* INCOMING ANNOUNCEMENT FROM YOUR SHIPPING FOX! Emily's birthday is on the 28th. Be sure to say happy birthday and make her a lil gift!

Emily: *stands up* Zoey! What the actual Hell!?

Zoey: They had to know!

Emily: *sighs* Guys. Please just-. Requests and ignore the Zoey announcement.

Zoey: AAWWWWWWW!