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Human!Swapfell x Shy! Reader
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Emily: *throwing bone attacks at SF* YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT GOING NEAR THEM! TAKE THAT ANTIDOTE BEFORE I SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!

Human!Swapfell: *running* *screaming in terror*

(Y/N): ..?

Brendon: *in front of (Y/N)* I AM THE VIRGIN GUARDIAN! GUARDIAN OF THE VIRGIN!

Sophie: EVERY AU THAT ENDS WITH 'FELL' OR 'LUST' TREMBLES BEFORE HIM!

Brendon: *flips off AUs* F*** OFF!

I'm not sorry. Lol.