Jeremy: *walks in* Sorry I'm late. I was... doing things...

Undyne: *kicks down door* *pants* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE F**KING STAIRS!

Jeremy: Push is such a strong word... I prefer to call it 'giving you a little nudge'.

Undyne: Oh I'll give you a little nudge when I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR A$$!

Jeremy: HEY! Watch your f**king language around the president.

Asgore: Why?

- In another timeline -

Jeremy: Sorry I'm late Em. I was doing things.

Asgore: I was 'things'.

Emily: