Emily: Alright. I can't write any more fanfics. You want to know why? Cause of SWAP!

Swap: ?

Emily: Tch- Swap he-

Swap: *is even more confused*

Emily: AAAAAAAAH! YOU SEXY B#STERD! *blushing deeply*

Swap: What's the matter? Jealous?

Emily: *takes a deep breath* SWWAAP!