*Emily and WingDing are reading history books*

WingDing: Geez. Cerberus is one NASTY guy.

Emily: Actually he's not. Translating Cerberus from it's roots to modern language, his name is Spot or Spots. He will let you through if you is feed him pastry. And he allowed Hercules to guide him around a town before going back to the gates of the underworld.

WingDing: Wow. Sounds like a lot of research.

Emily: No. He's the male monster who started my family tree.

WingDing: What?

Emily: Yep. And he's still alive. I visit him every Friday.

WingDing: WHAT?!