Emily: *sees that people ship Swapie* Dang it.

Emily: *sees comments* GAHHH!

Emily: *Sees fanfic* AAAAH! *sees more fanfic* Ah $h!t...

Emily: *running towards Zoey and the publish button* NONONONO!

Emily: *sees Zoey publish fanfic* B*TCH!!

Emily: $H*T!!

Emily: *sees Zoey about to write a Feemilly fanfic* NOO! F*CKING GOD!

Emily: *points to all ships* F*CK! STUPID!

Emily: *sees so many ships* GOD DAMNIT!

Emily: *looks at Zoey* Come on ma!

Emily: F*ck no! F*cking god nooooo!

Emily: *sees Swap glaring* ooooh...

Emily: *sees followers who ship stuff* AAAAAAAAAAAH! F*CKING COME ON!

Emily: *gripping Zoey's shirt collar and lifting her off the ground* DON'T JUMP AT ME YOU PIECE OF $H*T! I'LL F*CKING STAB YOUR PARENTS!