When you guys see a male x male story:

When Zoey and I see a male x male:

(We're gonna use Fell, cause why not?)

Fell: Did I get anything from this experience? No. It was completely and totally uneventful.

Zoey: *pops up* HE KISSED A GUY!

Fell: *blushing* NO I DIDN'T!

Zoey: Yes you did!

Fell: DIDN'T!

Zoey: Diiiiiiiiiid!~

Fell: *blushing harder* Did. Not.

Zoey: *starts to dance* did did did da da did did!

Emily: *clears throat*

*Fell and Zoey look over*

Emily: Uh. I can break this tie. *holds up phone with pic of Fell kissing Male!Reader* He totally did.