Las Vegas to Evil Vegas

(They reappear and fall out of the sky, bouncing through the canopy of a large apple tree. They ping-pong through the foliage and land in a heap at the base of the tree.)

SpongeBob: (moan and groan)

(SpongeBob adjusts himself, feeling hungover.)

SpongeBob (in N's body): Oh man, I haven't been on a trip like that since college.

Garfield: SpongeBob?

SpongeBob (in N's body): What? Is there something in my teeth?

(SpongeBob's eyes widen as he realizes his voice is coming out of N's body.)

SpongeBob (in N's body): Huh? What the—(GASP) Oh no!

(SpongeBob (in N's body) grabs N's hat. He looks down. His tail begins to twitch.)

SpongeBob (in N's body): I've been abracadabra'd into a fancy feasting second-rate sidekick.

(N (in SpongeBob's body) falls from a tree next to SpongeBob (in N's body).)

N (in SpongeBob's body): At least you don't look like a sea creature.

SpongeBob (in N's body): Yeah, and you should think about getting yourself a coat, but I look cool!

(Garfield and Sheen regain their composure.)

Sheen: I'm really sorry, guys.

Garfield: Don't be! You got us back, kid.

(Garfield motions to Las Vegas, just a few miles ahead of them. He turns back to Sheen.)

(Sheen smiles.)

(Garfield, N (in SpongeBob's body), and Sheen rush past a welcome sign to the town that has been boarded over so it now reads "Evil Vegas.")

(SpongeBob (in N's body) struggles to walk. His tender new feet hurt in their tiny boots.)

SpongeBob (in N's body): Seriously, man, you need some comfort inserts or arch supports or something. (noticing Rodeo Drive) Woah!

(Inside the kingdom, Rodeo Drive is trashed. There is graffiti everywhere. Suddenly, a carriage driven by Evil Witches comes zooming down Rodeo Drive.)

Evil Witches: Woohoo!!

(The carriage zips around a corner on two wheels. A drunken Evil Dwarf is almost hit by the carriage while crossing the street. Garfield is shocked by what he sees.)

(A crash is heard off-screen.)

Evil Dwarf #1: Hey... watch it, I'm walking here... and I'm gonna keep going...

(A large explosion is heard off-screen while Little Red Riding Hood pickpockets the Evil Dwarf. A carriage wheel on fire rolls by a marionette theater with Marmaduke dancing in it.)

Garfield: Marmaduke?

Marmaduke: Garfield!

(Garfield and the rest rush over as the curtain starts to go down on Marmaduke. He presses his puppet hands against the glass.)

Garfield: Marmaduke!

Marmaduke: Help me!

Garfield: What's happened?

Marmaduke: Kurt and the Villains have taken over everything! They attacked us, but Pomni and the Princesses got away. And now she's—

(The time has run out. The cheesy music stops as the curtain goes down.)

Garfield: She's what?! She's what!?

(Garfield looks at the marionette theater and sees how much it costs per show.)

Garfield: (turns to N in SpongeBob's body) N, loan me five bucks!

SpongeBob: C'mon N, you heard the man, help a brother out.

N (in SpongeBob's body): Do you see any pockets on me?

SpongeBob (in N's body): Hold on a second.

(SpongeBob (in N's body) removes his boot, he turns it over and a bag of money falls onto the ground.)

SpongeBob (in N's body): Aha!

(SpongeBob (in N's body) tosses the money to Garfield.)

N (in SpongeBob's body): I had no idea... really... I swear.

(Garfield quickly dumps the change into the machine. The music starts and the curtain goes up again, and Marmaduke dances.)

Garfield: Quick, Marmaduke. Where is Pomni?

Marmaduke: Kurt's got her locked away someplace secret. You gotta find him! He's probably getting ready for the SHOWWWW—

(The curtain goes down again.)

Garfield: Wait, wait, wait! Marmaduke! What show?

(Marmaduke's hand comes out from under the curtain and points to a poster on the wall. N reads the poster out loud.)

N (reading the poster): It's A Happily Ever After, After All!

Garfield: Garfield's final performance.

(The picture shows Kurt, sword raised in the air, with his foot pinning Garfield, tongue sticking out of his mouth, to the ground.)

SpongeBob (in N's body): Whoa, Garfield! You didn't tell us you were in a play.

Garfield: Well, I guess I've been so busy I forgot to mention it!

Guard #1 (O.S.): It's the tabby cat! Get him!

(Garfield turns and sees a large group of Kurt's royal knights, armed and ready. They drive them back into the alley. N (in SpongeBob's body) steps forward.)

N (in SpongeBob's body): Don't worry, Jefe. I got this.

(He whips his head toward the oncoming guards. His eyes are large and sweet. His lips pout. The guards are momentarily hypnotized by his cuteness until they realize they're staring at a SpongeBob. The guards recoil.)

Guard #2: Ugh! Kill it!

(N (in SpongeBob's body) immediately retreats. Sheen glances at the theater poster on the wall and steps forward, confronting the guards.)

Sheen: Look, don't you know who he thinks he is? How dare you?

(Garfield picks up on his plan.)

Garfield: SpongeBob, we're dealing with amateurs.

(The guards are confused. Sheen tears the poster off the wall. Garfield glances at Sheen, who steps forward, yanking the poster off the wall.)

Sheen: He's a star, people! Hello?! I'm so sorry about this, Mr. Garfield.

Garfield: I'm gonna lose it!

Sheen: I assume you have everything ready for tonight! You did get the list for the dressing room?

(SpongeBob marches in.)

SpongeBob (in N's body): Yeah, the breakfast croissants stuffed with chocolate. Oh, and please tell me you at least have the saffron corn with the jalapeño honey butter because our client cannot get into his proper emotional state without his jalapeño honey butter.

Garfield: I just lost it!

Guard #1: Uh... Maybe they should talk to Nancy in Human Resources.

(Garfield pushes the guards aside and continues on toward the castle.)

N (in SpongeBob's body): Oh, we'll have much to say to Nancy, I promise!

(The guards look at each other nervously.)

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