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(Kurt Bozwell rides up to the Poison Apple Bar.)

(Smoke wafts through the screen. The camera pans down to the top of a piano where an ashtray with a lit cigarette burns, and a brandy snifter is filled with coins. The camera pans over to a Singing Witch who turns around to reveal a microphone in her hand. The Singing Witch starts to sing "I've Never Been To Me" by Nancy Wilson.)

(The bar is filled with various Villains. Two pirates sit forlornly with their mugs. The Puppet Master takes a drink out of a beer mug. He is surrounded by a bunch of empty beer mugs.)

(Kurt Bozwell enters the bar.)

(A group is gathered around Cyclops riding a medieval mechanical bull, hooting and hollering. The bull stops, and the Villains turn to look at Kurt Bozwell.)

(Kurt Bozwell hangs his cape on a tree branch. The camera adjusts right to reveal the branch is actually one of the Evil Trees, who flings the cape to the floor. Everyone takes notice as Kurt Bozwell walks through. Little Red Riding Hood is sitting on a pile of books at a table. Evil Dwarves glare in Kurt Bozwell's direction. Kurt Bozwell walks by a pair of witches, one of whom is the Evil Queen from Snow White, playing pool. The Evil Queen scratches when she sees him, and the pool ball goes flying into the Headless Horseman's neck. Kurt Bozwell walks by the singing witch. He reaches the bar, pulls out a handkerchief, places it over the bar stool, and sits.)

(Kurt Bozwell spots the bartender with her back to him. He clears his throat.)

Kurt Bozwell: What does a Prince have to do to get a drink around here?

(Mabel, the other ugly stepsister, rises up in front of a poster with a smiling beer wench.)

Kurt Bozwell: Ah Mabel, why they call you an ugly stepsister I'll never know.

(He winks at her. She glares at him.)

Kurt Bozwell: Where's Doris, taking the night off?

Mabel: She's not welcome here, and neither are you.

(She spits into the mug and wipes it with a towel.)

Mabel (CONT'D): What do you want, Bozwell?

Kurt Bozwell: Oh, not much, just a chance at redemption... (laughs) and a Fuzzy Navel.

(Kurt Bozwell stands up and turns to the bar patrons.)

Kurt Bozwell: And Fuzzy Navels for all my friends!

(The Flying Dutchman rips his hook across the piano keys. The singing witch bares her teeth. The witches break their pool cues. The Puppet Master breaks his beer mug.)

The Flying Dutchman: We're not your friends.

(Kurt Bozwell grows nervous.)

(The Villains all approach Kurt Bozwell.)

(From behind the bar, Mabel grabs Kurt Bozwell by his shoulders and pins him on top of the bar.)

Kurt Bozwell: Ahh!

(The Flying Dutchman places his hook against Kurt Bozwell's neck.)

The Flying Dutchman: You don't belong here.

Kurt Bozwell: You're right; oh, I mean you're absolutely right, but I mean, do any of us?

Cyclops: Do a number on his face!

Kurt Bozwell: No, no, wait, wait, wait! We are more alike than you think.

(Kurt Bozwell turns to the Evil Queen.)

Kurt Bozwell: Wicked Witch. The Seven Dwarves saved Snow White, and then what happened?

Evil Queen: Oh, what's it to you?

Kurt Bozwell: They left you the un-fairest of them all. And now here you are, hustling pool to get your next meal. How does that feel?

Evil Queen: Pretty unfair.

(Kurt Bozwell begins to work the crowd.)

Kurt Bozwell: And you? You open the carnivel while insulting the animals before you got caught by the cops. And those 2 beavers treats you like an animal.

Smelly Jim (From Angry Beavers): I hate those beavers.

(Kurt Bozwell turns to The Flying Dutchman.)

Kurt Bozwell: And Dutchman...

(Kurt Bozwell looks down at the hook.)

Kurt Bozwell (CONT'D): ... Need I say more?

(The Flying Dutchman backs off, feeling insecure about his appendage.)

Kurt Bozwell: And you! Stinkymora.

Kikimora (From The Owl House): It's Kikimora.

Kurt Bozwell: Where's that first-born you were promised, hey?

(Kurt Bozwell gains more confidence as he confronts Mabel.)

Kurt Bozwell: Mabel, remember how you couldn't get your little fat foot into that tiny glass slipper?

(Mabel sighs.)

Kurt Bozwell: Cinderella is in Las Vegas right now, eating Bon Bons, cavorting with every little last Cartoon, comic, video game, and book Creature that has ever done you wrong.

(Kurt Bozwell now has everyone's attention.)

Kurt Bozwell: Once upon a time, someone decided that we were the losers. But there are two sides to every story. And our side has not been told.

(The crowd listens, rapt.)

Kurt Bozwell: So who will join me? Who wants to come out on top for once? Who wants their happily ever after?!

(The crowd of villains cheers and starts getting rowdy. A bar room brawl ensues. Kurt Bozwell looks on, shocked. He ducks out of the way of a flying liquor bottle. He smiles nervously and lifts his fruity, Fuzzy Navel to drink.)

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