(Garfield startles awake. He sits up and scratches his head, looking around. He realizes it's morning.)

(Behind him, a peaceful bird lands on a tree branch. Suddenly, the tree branch that was holding the bird flicks it off.)

(Garfield senses the movement behind him and turns around to find everything is normal. He turns back around to wake up everyone.)

(The trees start to advance toward Garfield.)

(The log Sheen is sleeping on suddenly sits up, knocking Sheen, who is still asleep, to the ground.)

Sheen: Ow!

(The tree turns around to reveal an Evil Tree. SpongeBob finally wakes up.)

SpongeBob: Ahhh!

(The Evil Trees continue to advance. A piano is heard. The trees part, and The Flying Dutchman is revealed to be playing the piano.)

(The music builds to a dramatic finale. The Flying Dutchman turns away from his keys and faces them.)

SpongeBob: Look out! They've got a piano!

The Flying Dutchman: Kill 'em all. Except the fat one.

(He stares hard at Garfield and aims his hand prosthetic.)

The Flying Dutchman: Mayor Kurt has something special in mind for you, cat.

(Garfield is perplexed.)

Garfield: Mayor Kurt?

The Flying Dutchman: Attack!

(Pirates charge forward, swinging in from the tree branches.)

Pirates: AAAARGH!

(One lands and gets his peg-leg stuck in the ground.)

(The pirates close in. Garfield grabs one and throws him to the side.)

(One pirate raises his sword and prepares to swing at Sheen.)

Garfield: Sheen, duck!

(Garfield pushes Sheen's head down, and the sword narrowly misses him. The pirate prepares to swing again, and Garfield lifts Sheen above his head.)

(Still in the air, Sheen uses both legs to kick the pirate to the ground. Garfield and Sheen share a satisfied look.)

(A pirate charges SpongeBob.)

SpongeBob: Ahhh!

(N draws his sword and begins fighting off the pirate, protecting SpongeBob.)

The Flying Dutchman: Ha-ha! Argh!

Pirates: Argh! Argh!

(The camera pans across the back of the piano to reveal Abraham Jebediah happily playing along with The Flying Dutchman. He notices and rudely elbows Abraham Jebediah out of the way.)

(A pirate runs at Garfield, only to be tripped by Sheen. The pirate bounces off Garfield's belly.)

The Flying Dutchman: Ready the plank!

(A wooden board is thrown on a stump, creating a makeshift "plank." The pirates back Garfield onto the plank.)

(Several pirates with swords force Garfield onto the plank. He is backed up to the edge of the plank and falls into a waiting treasure chest below. Several pirates try to shut the lid on him.)

(N, SpongeBob, and Sheen are trying to hold off the Villains. Suddenly, two Evil Trees come into frame and scoop N, SpongeBob, and Sheen up in a net.)

(The pirates aim the cannon at N, SpongeBob, and Sheen. Sheen starts to panic. N extracts his cleaver and tries to cut through the netting.)

(The cannon fuse is lit.)

(Garfield bursts open the treasure chest and stands up with the chest still stuck to his behind.)

SpongeBob: Garfield!

Sheen: Help!

(Garfield sees the lit fuse and quickly formulates a plan. He grabs two pirates and shoves them into the treasure chest. He tosses the chest onto the other end of the plank and catapults himself over to the cannon. At the last second, Garfield is able to aim the cannon in the opposite direction. The cannon fires and hits The Flying Dutchman's piano, blowing it into pieces.)

(Realizing their defeat, the Evil Trees drop the netting that holds SpongeBob, N, and Sheen. The Evil Trees and Pirates take off running.)

(The Flying Dutchman turns and sees his army running off. He shakes his hook in the air.)

The Flying Dutchman: Ya cowards!

Garfield: What has Kurt done with Pomni?

The Flying Dutchman: She's gonna get what's coming to her.

(He raises his hook threateningly, but it gets caught on an Evil Tree's branch and is dragged away with the rest of the Villains.)

The Flying Dutchman: Ahhh.

The Flying Dutchman (Yelling Back): And there ain't nothing you can do to stop him!

(Tight on Garfield, filled with worry. Nothing else matters to him now.)

(Sheen, N, and SpongeBob run over to Garfield.)

N: We've got to save her!

SpongeBob: But she's so far far away!

(Garfield thinks for a moment.)

Garfield: Get yourself back to Worcestershire, kid.

Sheen: No, Garfield. Hold on a second. I've got an idea.

(Abraham Jebediah is sitting cross-legged, deep in meditation. Sheen approaches him.)

Abraham Jebediah (Chanting): I'm a buzzing bee, buzz, buzz, buzz...

Sheen: Mr. Abraham Jebediah, they need a spell to get them...I mean, us, back to Las Vegas.

(Abraham Jebediah stops meditating and looks out of the corner of his eye at Sheen.)

Abraham Jebediah (Getting Up): Forget it. I don't have that kind of magic in me anymore, kid. How about a hug instead? Hmm? That's the best kind of magic.

(Sheen tries a new approach.)

Sheen: Mr. Abraham, please. I know you can DO IT—

Abraham Jebediah: I said, forget it!

Sheen: BUT—

(Abraham Jebediah turns and starts to walk away, muttering under his breath.)

Abraham Jebediah (Cont'd): Mumble, grumble, interrupt my healing. Mumble, mumble.

(Sheen thinks for a moment, staring at Abraham Jebediah. Sheen starts to sob. Abraham Jebediah stops and turns around.)

Abraham Jebediah: Oh. What, what's with you?

(Sheen continues to cry.)

Sheen: It's just so hard. You know? They really need to get back 'cause their town's in trouble 'cause there's a really bad man and it's just so hard...

(Abraham Jebediah is visibly uncomfortable.)

Abraham Jebediah: C'mon, take it easy.

(Sheen's blubbering becomes frustrated and unpredictable.)

Sheen: No! I don't think you understand! There's a mean person doing mean things to good people—

Garfield: Oh, have a heart, old man!

(Sheen grabs him, now desperate.)

Sheen: And they really need your help to get them back! So why won't you help them?

Abraham Jebediah: Oh.

(Sheen speaks one last, indecipherable line.)

(Abraham Jebediah is stunned. He doesn't know what to do.)

Abraham Jebediah: Uh, okay... I'll go and get my things.

(Abraham Jebediah goes into his cave. Sheen immediately recovers. Garfield is impressed.)

Sheen: Piece of cake.

Garfield: Well, well, well. You want some eggs with that ham?

(Garfield smiles.)

Abraham Jebediah: Now, I am a little rusty, so there could be some side effects.

SpongeBob: Side effects!?

Abraham Jebediah: Don't worry, whatever it is, no matter how excruciatingly painful it may be, it'll wear off eventually... I think.

(Abraham Jebediah cracks his knuckles. A bolt of lightning shoots out of his hands and blows up a rock next to SpongeBob.)

SpongeBob: Ah!

Abraham Jebediah: Oops.

(SpongeBob and N shoot Garfield a pleading look.)

SpongeBob: Are you sure this is a good idea?

Garfield: Look, if Sheen trusts him, that's good enough for me. Even if his robe doesn't quite cover his—

Abraham Jebediah: Alacraticious expeditious, a zoomy zoom zoom. Let's help our friends get back, um... soon!

(Magic rays shoot out of Abraham Jebediah's fingers. Garfield, N, SpongeBob, and Sheen disappear in a puff of smoke.)

Abraham Jebediah: Woah! It worked!