(All the Princesses and cartoon, comic, video game, and book Creatures have gathered for Pomni's baby shower. A group of birds gently place a flowered wreath on Pomni's head. The Princesses all gaze at her.)

PRINCESSES: (GASP) Oh!

SNOW WHITE: Look at you!

RAPUNZEL: Wow!

SNOW WHITE: You look darling!

SLEEPING BEAUTY: Just precious! Look at her!

RAPUNZEL: So, have you had any cravings since you've been pregnant?

(Pomni stands at the buffet table, stuffing her face with cakes, pies, and anything else she can get her hands on.)

Pomni: (MOUTH FULL) No, no, not at all.

(She takes another bite.)

Pomni: Do you smell ham?

SNOW WHITE: (SINGING) Oooh! It's present time!

(The birds and forest creatures all flock to Snow White. They chirp and hoot happily. Snow White looks annoyed.)

CINDERELLA: Oh, Fiona, won't you please open mine first? It's the one in front.

(Pomni reads the card.)

Pomni: (READING) "Congratulations on your new mess maker..." Oh, 'mess maker.' (LAUGHS) "Hopefully this helps. Love, Cinderella."

(Pomni opens it and pulls out a plastic baggy and pooper-scooper.)

PRINCESSES: Oooo! Aaaah!

DORIS: Will you look at that!

SLEEPING BEAUTY: What is it?

CINDERELLA: It's for the poopies.

SLEEPING BEAUTY: Eww. Wait, babies took a dump?

RAPUNZEL: Everyone poops, Beauty.

(The cartoon, comic, video game and book Creatures get excited.)

Filbert: Pomni...

Rocko: Pomni! We all chipped in for a little present too.

Heffer: Yeah!

(Marmaduke spins around, revealing a "Baby-Bjorn" with Fish inside.)

Marmaduke & Fish: Ta dah!

PRINCESSES: Oooh.

Fish: You know the baby's gonna love it because I do!

Pomni: Oh, you guys, that's so sweet. Thank you.

(Pomni turns to another present.)

Pomni: Who's this one from?

SNOW WHITE: I got you the biggest one because I love you the most.

(The other girls scowl at her.)

Pomni: (READING THE CARD) "Have one on me, love Snow White."

(Pomni pulls the string, opening the box to reveal a dwarf.)

Pomni: (CONFUSED) Umm... what is it?

SNOW WHITE: Ha, haaa! He's a live-in baby-sitter.

NANNY DWARF: Where's the baby?

Pomni: You're too kind, Snow, but I can't accept this.

SNOW WHITE: Think nothing of it. I've got six more at home.

Pomni: What does he do?

CINDERELLA: The cleaning.

SNOW WHITE: The feeding.

NANNY DWARF: The burping.

Pomni: So what are Garfield and I supposed to do?

RAPUNZEL: Well, now you'll have plenty of time to work on your marriage.

Pomni: Gee thanks, Rapunzel, and what's that supposed to mean?

RAPUNZEL: Oh, come on now, Fiona. You know what happens.

(Cinderella prods Beauty.)

SLEEPING BEAUTY: (WAKING) Huh? You're tired all the time...

SNOW WHITE: You'll start letting yourself go...

Fish: Stretch marks!

RAPUNZEL: Say goodbye to romance.

Pomni: Um sorry... but how many of you have kids?

(Doris wedges herself in on the couch.)

DORIS: She's right. A baby is only gonna strengthen the love that Garfield and Pomni have. How did Garfield react when you told him? Tell me!

(Pomni smiles.)

Pomni: Well, when he first found out... Garfield said—

Vaggie: I hate to interrupt but... THE WITCHES ARE COMING!!!

(The Villains are heading into town on flying broomsticks. The Evil Trees are hanging underneath some of the large broomsticks. Kurt Bozwell is riding side saddle with one of the witches.)

Kurt Bozwell: (LAUGHING) Onward, my new friends. To our happily ever afters! Ha ha ha ha ha!

(A bug flies into his mouth.)

Kurt Bozwell: Gaa! Gulp! Ahhhh!

(Kurt Bozwell takes the bug out of his mouth.)

Kurt Bozwell: Now, bombs away!

(From the sky, Kurt Bozwell, Cyclops, and the Evil Witches swoop down in "winged" formation on the broomsticks. The Evil Trees are dropped like bombs. They pull their branches (i.e., rip cord) to activate their plumage as parachutes. Kurt Bozwell and his army dive bomb towards Rodeo Drive.)

(A POV shot of an Evil Witch flying over Rodeo Drive. People are diving out of her way.)

(The Evil Trees land, surrounding the shoppers, who flee in terror.)

EVIL TREES: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(Evil dwarves chase patrons from the "Ye Olde Booteria" shop. They replace a few letters on a store window and turn it into "Ye Olde HOOTERS.")

(The excited patrons race back in.)

(An Evil Knight scares the patrons of Farbucks away and then takes a seat to drink the unfinished coffee. Another Villain throws a cart through a store window. Cyclops rips the stamps off some envelopes, puts the envelopes back in the mailbox, and laughs.)

CYCLOPS: Ha, ha, ha, ha!

(The camera pans up to Prince Charming on the broomstick flying down Rodeo Drive.)

Kurt Bozwell: Enough pillaging! To the castle!

(Kurt Bozwell, on the broom, leads the Villains up to the castle.)

(The Evil Witches surround the castle. Vaggie takes down one of the witches flying by, but more Evil Witches circle her.)

(Pomni runs to the window.)

(The Evil Witches drop a metal net over Vaggie. She struggles.)

Vaggie: Get this off me!

(BANG! The cartoon, comic, video game and book Creatures run to barricade the door. Rocko, Heffer, Filbert and Marmaduke push a dresser and other furniture in front of the door.)

(The cartoon, comic, video game, and book Creatures are fortifying the room. They brace themselves against the furniture.)

Fish: (To Pomni) You go and take care of the baby!

(The Princesses panic.)

SNOW WHITE: Everybody stay calm. We're all going to die!

(Doris slaps Snow White to calm her down.)

SNOW WHITE: (WHIMPER)

(Pomni rushes to the fireplace and pushes it to one side, revealing an underground passageway.)

Pomni: Everyone in! Now.

(Kurt Bozwell commands the Villains.)

KURT BOZWELL: C'mon. Put some back into it, people!

(The Villains use an Evil Tree as a battering ram. Cyclops rides the tree like a mechanical bull.)

CYCLOPS: Yee-haw! Ow.

(BOOM! The door is starting to give way.)

Pomni: We don't have time. Now go!

Nan: Quickly, ladies!

(The Princesses go down the stairs.)

FISH: We'll hold them off as long as we can!

(BOOM! There is a loud explosion and the door blows open. Kurt Bozwell and the Villains enter. He spots the cartoon, comic, video game, and book Creatures having a tea party.)

KURT BOZWELL: Where are Garfield and Pomni?

FISH: Name doesn't ring a bell.

Heffer: Yeah!

Filbert: No bell!

(The cartoon, comic, video game, and book Creatures go back to drinking their tea.)

KURT BOZWELL: I suggest you freaks cooperate with the new Mayor of Las Vegas.

FISH: The only thing you're ever gonna be Mayor of is "Mayor of the Stupids."

(Kurt Bozwell snaps his fingers.)

KURT BOZWELL: Dutchman!

The Flying Dutchman: Right!

(The Flying Dutchman approaches Fish.)

The Flying Dutchman: Avast, ye guppy!

(He raises his hook under Fish's chin.)

The Flying Dutchman: Start talkin'!

(Fish tries to hold strong but passes out. A montage of Fish's life flashes before his eyes.)

(Fish remembers after the events of The Cat In The Hat, before the first film. Fish is still in a dream state, singing.)

FISH (SINGING): "On the Good Ship Lollypop, It's a sweet trip, To the candy shop, Where the Bon Bons play, On the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay..."

(Kurt Bozwell becomes frustrated and turns Marmaduke's head towards him.)

KURT BOZWELL: You! You can't lie. So tell me, mutt... Where is Garfield?!

(Marmaduke thinks.)

MARMADUKE (NERVOUS): Well, I don't know where he's not.

(Kurt Bozwell gets in Marmaduke's face.)

KURT BOZWELL: You're telling me you don't know where Garfield is?

(Marmaduke is still a little nervous.)

MARMADUKE: It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that is or isn't almost partially incorrect.

(Marmaduke thinks he has the upper hand.)

KURT BOZWELL: So you do know where he is!

MARMADUKE: On the contrary, I'm possibly more or less, not definitely rejecting the idea, that in no way, with any amount of uncertainty that...

KURT BOZWELL: Stop it.

MARMADUKE (CONT'D): ...I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be.

(The Flying Dutchman scratches his head; even Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert are frustrated.)

MARMADUKE: If that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't not where I knew he was could mean that I wouldn't completely not know where he wasn't.

(Fish continues to sing his "Lollipop Song.")

Heffer: Oh, enough! Garfield went off to bring back the next heir! Oh!

(Heffer realizes his admission and immediately covers his mouth. Marmaduke laughs nervously.)

KURT BOZWELL: He's bringing back the next heir?

MARMADUKE: No!

(Marmaduke's nose grows.)

KURT BOZWELL: Dutchman! Get rid of this new "King."

The Flying Dutchman: Right!

KURT BOZWELL: But bring Garfield to me. I have something special in mind for him.

MARMADUKE: He'll never fall for your tricks!

(Marmaduke's nose grows again.)

Squidward: Oh boy.