(The sun rises, and birds sing.)

(Sunlight shines through the bedroom window as the camera pans to Garfield and Pomni waking up.)

Garfield: Good morning.

Pomni: Good morning.

(Suddenly, the bedroom doors fly open, and SpongeBob bursts in, followed by the SpongeVaggies. The SpongeVaggies rush toward Garfield and Pomni.)

SpongeBob: (singing) "Good morning! Good morning!"

(Garfield sinks further into the blankets. Pomni is amused.)

SpongeBob: (singing, approaching Garfield) "The sun is shining through! Good morning! Good morning!" (closer to Garfield) "To you!" (to Garfield) "And you!" (to SpongeVaggie) "And you!"

(The SpongeVaggies fly out of the room, knocking down everything in their path.)

SpongeBob: Oh, they grow up so fast.

Garfield: Not fast enough.

N: Okay. You have a very full day filling in for the Mayor. There are several functions that require your attendance.

Garfield: Great! Let's get started.

(Garfield immediately pulls the covers up over his head and starts to snore.)

SpongeBob: C'mon, lazy bones, time to get movin'!

(Garfield sighs.)

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Garfield The Third

(A large crowd has gathered to watch the knighting. Garfield walks down the aisle of the church and approaches a nervous knight.)

(Garfield takes a sword from N, clearly unsure of what to do with it. N subtly demonstrates how to knight someone with his own sword. Garfield begins to knight the knight.)

Garfield: I knight thee...

(Garfield accidentally stabs the knight.)

Garfield: (nervously) He-he. Ooh.

(The crowd, Pomni, N, and SpongeBob look on, shocked.)

(Garfield and Pomni officiate a boat christening for the Royal Navy.)

(Garfield holds a bottle of champagne, leaning on the boat. He accidentally pushes it down the ramp. In a panic, Garfield throws the bottle at the boat, but it punches an enormous hole in the hull. The boat quickly sinks.)

(Garfield turns to find the patrons of Las Vegas shaking their heads as they leave.)

(Raul, the makeup specialist, tightens aprons around Garfield and Pomni. SpongeBob, N, and Raul stand in front of them.)

SpongeBob: Well, since you're filling in for one, you might as well look like a real Mayor. Can somebody come in here and work on Garfield, please?

(Raul stares at Garfield, who raises an eyebrow.)

Raul: (clearing his throat) I will see what I can do.

(Raul unrolls a satchel full of different gardening tools. Suddenly, Garfield's arms and legs are strapped into a chair.)

(A man, back to the camera, pulls on a rip cord like he's starting a chainsaw. VROOM! VROOM! He turns around to reveal a circular sander and starts grinding away at Garfield's gruesome toenails. Garfield cringes.)

(A close-up shows Garfield's eye as a mascara brush pulls at his eyelash.)

(Lipstick is applied to some lips. The camera pulls back to reveal that the lips are Garfield's.)

(A hand tries to tighten a zipper on Garfield's back. It keeps snagging on his skin until it finally zips all the way up.)

(A small sock is placed onto Garfield's foot. With a shoehorn, Garfield's foot is shoved into a small shoe. POP!)

(A collar is placed around Pomni's neck, and her corset is tightened.)

(A drill tightens the rivet on Garfield's belt, and a mole is placed on his cheek.)

(REVEAL: Garfield and Pomni standing awkwardly in outrageous Renaissance outfits.)

SpongeBob: Oh!

N: Yeah, wow.

(Pomni looks uncomfortable.)

Pomni: Uh, is this really necessary?

Raul: (to Garfield) Ho, ho. Quite necessary, Pomni.

Garfield: I'm Garfield, you twit.

Raul: Whatever.

N: Okay, people! This isn't a rehearsal. Let's see some hustle.

SpongeBob: Smiles, everyone, smiles!

(Off-screen, the Master of Ceremonies announces the couples arriving at the party.)

(Pomni turns to Garfield, noticing he's not in a good mood.)

Garfield: I don't know how much longer I can keep this up, Pomni.

Pomni: I'm sorry, Garfield, but can you please just try to grin and bear it? It's just until Dad gets better.

(Garfield lets out another frustrated sigh.)

Pomni: Garfield?

Garfield: Yeah?

Pomni: You look handsome.

Garfield: Ah. Come here, you.

(Pomni gives him a supportive smile. He relaxes and smiles back.)

(Pomni puckers up her lips, and Garfield leans in for a kiss, but their bulky outfits prevent it.)

(Garfiled and Pomni let out a huge breath.)

Garfield: Oh, my back is itching up a storm!

(Garfield tries to scratch his back but fails.)

Garfield: (whistles) Hey, you. Come here!

(A man holding a ruby scepter walks over to Garfield.)

Garfield: What's your name?

Fiddlesworth: Eh, Fiddlesworth, sir.

Garfield: Hoo hoo hooo. Perfect.

(The announcer introduces Garfield and Pomni.)

Master of Ceremonies: Ladies and gentlemen, Princess Pomni and Sir Garfield!

(The audience claps. The curtain starts to open. Fiddlesworth is scratching away at Garfield's back.)

Garfield: You've done it. Oh, a little over to the left, yeah. That's great.

Pomni: Uh, Garfield?

(Fiddlesworth struggles to reach Garfield's itch. The crowd looks on in horror. Pomni tries to get Garfield's attention.)

Garfield: Ahh! All right, you got it...Oh yeah, you're on it. Oh, that's it! Oh, that's good!

Pomni: Garfield...

Garfield: Oh yeah! Scratch that thing! You got it. You're on it. That's great!

Pomni: GARFIELD!

(Garfield and Fiddlesworth finally notice the crowd. They both freeze. Garfield laughs nervously.)

(Suddenly, Garfield's belt buckle snaps off and hits SpongeBob in the eye. He stumbles through the crowd, screaming.)

SpongeBob: Ow!! My eye! My eye!

(As SpongeBob stumbles, he grabs hold of a lady in the crowd.)

Woman: What are you doing?

(The woman pushes SpongeBob away. He falls, knocking over a guard holding an axe. The guard drops the axe, which flies past N, who is being hug by a lady. The axe knocks over a vase, which flies up on stage. Pomni maneuvers to catch it, but water spills out of the vase, causing her to fall.)

(Garfield's tuxedo bib slaps him in the face. The clasp holding Garfield's pants up breaks off, and Garfield stands on stage with his pants around his ankles. He shuffles toward Pomni.)

Garfield: Pomni!

(He trips over his pants and hits a loose wooden plank on the stage. The plank flings up, sending Fiddlesworth flying through the air where his jacket slips over a banner pole, trapping him.)

Fiddlesworth: Uhhh... (whimper)

(Garfield has reached Pomni, who is still lying on the floor.)

Garfield: Are you okay?

Pomni: Yeah. I'm fine.

(Pomni's eyes suddenly widen.)

(Fiddlesworth's jacket rips and he falls onto a waiter carrying flaming skewers.)

Fiddlesworth: Ahhhh!

(The skewers fly through the air. SpongeBob stands up in frame with one eye half shut. The flaming skewers shoot by him and land in the curtains, setting them on fire.)

(The fire causes a Las Vegas shield to detach from a wooden ceiling beam and fall onto the stage, breaking it in half.)

(The whole stage collapses in the middle. The buffet tables slide toward Garfield and Pomni at the other end and collide.)

CRASH! BANG!