(At night, Garfield is getting ready for dinner. He sits himself down and cuts the lasagna, and then eating. While he's eating, he hears a noise. He stands up with a huff)

Garfield: (to SpongeBob) I thought I told you to stay outside.

SpongeBob: (from the window) I am outside.

(There is another noise and Garfield turns. He sees several shadows moving. He finally sees a living Egg named Jason on his table)

Jason (From Element Animation's The Crack): Huh, this place is nice. (Sniffing) It smells like... (Gasp) Lasagna with cheese! Cool!

Garfield: (Grabs Jason) Gotcha. That's my dinner.

Jason: Oh. He, he. Sorry about that. (Jumps down on the fork that hit Garfield on the face with meat and sauce)

Dan (From Element Animation's The Crack): (Hop toward Jason along with Chrisi) Was that you Jason?

Jason: How did you know?

Garfield: Enough! (grabs Jason, Dan, and Chrisi) What are you doing in my house?! (gets bumped from behind so he drops the 3 eggs.) Hey! (He turns and sees the Seven Dwarfs with Snow White on the table) Oh, no, no, no! Dead broad off the table!

Happy: Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken.

Garfield: Huh?

(Garfield marches into the bedroom. He throws back the curtain. Squidward is lying in bed while Calvin and Hobbes play cards with Banjo, Kazooie and Tooty)

Calvin: Hey there, Mr. Cat, sir. Care for playing cards with us?

Hobbes: Yeah! We're playing...

Kazooie: (to Garfield) Do you mind? Give us some privacy, Fatso!

Banjo: Kazooie!!

Tooty: Kazooie, mind your matters, sheesh!

Squidward: (to Garfield) What?

(Garfield drags Squidward to his front door by his collar)

Garfield: I live in a Forest! I put up signs! I'm a terrifying Cat! What do I have to do to get a little privacy?! (opens the front door to kick Squidward out and he sees that all the collected Cartoon, Comics, Video Game, and Book Creatures are on his Forest)

Garfield:

Garfield: Oh, no. No! No! (sees various cartoon, comic, video game, and book creatures such as Freddy, Bonnie, and Chica, the Pied Piper with rats, Norbert and Daggett, fairies, witches, CatDog, Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert) WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY FOREST?! (this echoes and everyone falls silent. Gasps are heard all around from those cartoon, comic, video game, and book creatures. The three good fairies hide inside a tent) All right, get out of here. All of you, move it! Come on! Let's go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey! (more dwarfs run inside the house) No, no! No, no. Not there. Not there! (they shut the door on him) Oh! (turns to look at SpongeBob)

SpongeBob: Hey, don't look at me, I didn't invite them.

Marmaduke: He's right, nobody invited us.

Garfield: What?

Chrisi (From Element Animation's The Crack): (from the window) Well sir, It's not our fault.

Calvin: (from the window) Yeah, because we were forced to come here.

Garfield: (flabbergasted) By who?

Rocko: Lord Koopa. He took away our home, by signed an eviction notice.

Tooty: It's no fair.

Hobbes: Yeah, he's not even friendly to nobody. What a nasty alligator turtle he is.

Dan: Not to mention that we can't go back because Koopa will have us executed.

Garfield: (heavy sigh)

Garfield:

Garfield: All right. Who knows where this Koopa guy is?

(Everyone looks around at each other but no one answers)

SpongeBob: Oh, I do. I know where he is.

Garfield: Does anyone else know where to find him? (to Calvin) You, kid. Do you?

Calvin: (shakes her head) Mm-mmm. Sorry, man.

Garfield: (to Hobbes) How about you, Tiger, do you know where's that Koopa?

Hobbes: (laughs awkwardly) I know him, but I don't know where he is, orange fella.

(Garfield turns to Jason, Dan, and Chrisi)

Jason, Dan, and Chrisi: Nope. Sorry.

Garfield: (Looks at CatDog)

Cat: Sorry, but no.

Dog: Me too.

Garfield: (Looks at Norbert and Daggett)

Norbert: Nope.

Daggett: Not for me too.

Garfield: (to other cartoon, comic, video game, and book) Okay, anyone at all?

SpongeBob: (hopping) Me! Me!

Garfield: Anyone?

SpongeBob: Oh! Oh, pick me! Oh, I know! I know! Me, me!

Freddy: (to Garfield) Say, uh, why won't you just let that Sponge tag along with you, he obviously knows how to guide you away to seek him.

Dan: Yeah, besides, he seems to be a bit annoying and loud-mouthed to some of us. (Jason glares at Dan) Uh... Not you, Jason, I'm talking about the sponge.

Garfield: (sigh) Okay, fine. Attention, all cartoon, comic, video game, and book things. Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially worn out. In fact, I'm gonna see this Koopa guy right now and get you all off my land and back where you came from! (Pause. Then the crowd cheers)

Dog: HI HO DIGGETY!

Calvin: (to Garfield) I knew you'd help us out.

Hobbes: Yeah! As soon you have Koopa taken care of, we'll be free!

Garfield: (annoyed) Yeah, yeah, I know that. Just you wait. (the birds places a layer of flowers onto Garfield) Oh! (to SpongeBob) You! You're comin' with me.

SpongeBob: All right, that's what I like to hear, man. Garfield and SpongeBob, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. I love it! (singing) ♪On the road again.♪ Sing it with me, Garfield. (singing) ♪I can't wait to get on the road again.♪

Garfield: What did I say about singing?

SpongeBob: Can I whistle?

Garfield: No.

SpongeBob: Can I hum it?

Garfield: All right, hum it.

(SpongeBob begins to hum 'On the Road Again')