[The camera pans over a lot of wedding stuff. Soft music plays in the background. Koopa is in bed, watching as the Magic Mirror shows him Princess Pomni. The music fades out.]

Koopa: Again, show me again. (The mirror rewinds the picture) Mirror, mirror, show her to me. Show me the princess.

Mirror: Hmph.

[The Mirror rewinds and begins to play again from the beginning.]

Koopa: Ah. Perfect.

[In the morning, Pomni walks out of the cave. She glances at Garfield and SpongeBob who are still sleeping. She wanders off into the woods and comes across a blue bird. She begins to sing. The bird sings along with her. She hits higher and higher notes and the bird struggles to keep up with her. Suddenly the pressure of the note is too big and the bird explodes. Pomni looks a little sheepish, but she eyes the eggs that the bird left behind. Time lapse, Pomni is now cooking the eggs for breakfast. Garfield and SpongeBob are still sleeping. Garfield wakes up and looks at Pomni. SpongeBob's talking in his sleep.]

SpongeBob: (quietly) Mmm, yeah, you know I like it like that. Come on, baby. I said I like it.

Garfield: SpongeBob, wake up. (shakes him)

SpongeBob: Huh? What?

Garfield: Wake up.

SpongeBob: What? (stretches and yawns)

Pomni: Good morning. Hm, how do you like your eggs?

SpongeBob: Oh, good morning, Princess!

[Pomni gets up and sets the eggs down in front of them.]

Garfield: What's all this about?

Pomni: You know, we kind of got off to a bad start yesterday. I wanted to make it up to you. I mean, after all, you did rescue me.

Garfield: Uh, thanks.

[SpongeBob sniffs the eggs and licks his lips.]

Pomni: Well, eat up. We've got a big day ahead of us. (walks off)

[They are once again on their way. They are walking through the forest. Garfield belches.]

SpongeBob: Garfield!

Garfield: What? It's a compliment. Better out than in, I always say. (laughs)

SpongeBob: Well, it's no way to behave in front of a princess.

[Pomni belches.]

Pomni: Thanks.

SpongeBob: She's as nasty as you are.

Garfield: (chuckles) You know, you're not exactly what I expected.

Pomni: Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them.

[She smiles and then continues walking, singing softly. Suddenly from out of nowhere, a man swings down and swoops Pomni up into a tree.]

Robin Hood: La liberte! Hey!

Garfield: Princess!

Pomni: (to Robin Hood) What are you doing?

Robin Hood: Be still, mon cherie, for I am your savior! And I am rescuing you from this orange... (kisses up her arm while Pomni pulls back in disgust) ...beast.

Garfield: Hey! That's my princess! Go find your own!

Robin Hood: Please, monster! Can't you see I'm a little busy here?

Pomni: (getting fed up) Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are!

Robin Hood: Oh! Of course! Oh, how rude. Please let me introduce myself. Oh, Merry Men! (laughs)

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[Suddenly an accordion begins to play and the Merry men pop out from the bushes. They begin to sing Robin's theme song.]

Merry Men: Ta, dah, dah, dah, whoo.

Robin Hood: I steal from the rich and give to the needy.

Merry Men: He takes a wee percentage,

Robin Hood: But I'm not greedy. I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm good.

Merry Men: What a guy, Monsieur Hood.

Robin Hood: Break it down. I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid...

Merry Men: What he's basically saying is he likes to get...

Robin Hood: Paid. So...When a cat in the bush grabs a lady by the tush. That's bad.

Merry Men: That's bad.

Robin Hood: When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad.

Merry Men: He's mad, he's really, really mad.

Robin Hood: I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart, keep your eyes on me, boys 'cause I'm about to start....

[There is a grunt as Pomni swings down from the tree limb and knocks Robin Hood unconscious. Garfield looks at her in admiration.]

Pomni: Man, that was annoying!

Merry Man: Oh, you little-- (shoots an arrow at Pomni but she ducks out of the way)

[The arrow flies toward SpongeBob who jumps into Garfield's arms to get out of the way. The arrow proceeds to just bounce off a tree.]

[Another fight sequence begins and Pomni gives a karate yell and then proceeds to beat the head out of the Merry Men. There is a very interesting 'Matrix' moment here when Pomni pauses in mid-air to fix her hair. Finally all of the Merry Men are down, and Pomni begins walking away.]

Pomni: Uh, shall we?

Garfield: Hold the phone. [drops SpongeBob and begins walking after Pomni] Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on now. Where did that come from?

Pomni: What?

Garfield: That! Back there. That was amazing! Where did you learn that?

Pomni: Well...(laughs) when one lives alone, uh, one has to learn these things in case there's a...(gasps and points) there's an arrow in your hip!

Garfield: What? (turns and looks) Oh, would you look at that? (he goes to pull it out but flinches because it's tender)

Pomni: Oh, no. This is all my fault. I'm so sorry.

SpongeBob: (walking up) Why? What's wrong?

Pomni: Garfield's hurt.

SpongeBob: Garfield's hurt. Garfield's hurt? Oh, no, Garfield's gonna die.

Garfield: SpongeBob, I'm okay.

SpongeBob: You can't do this to me, Garfield. I'm too young for you to die. Keep your legs elevated. Turn your head and cough. Does anyone know the Heimlich?

Pomni: SpongeBob! Calm down. If you want to help Garfield, run into the woods and find me a blue flower with red thorns.

SpongeBob: Blue flower, red thorns. Okay, I'm on it. Blue flower, red thorns. Don't die Garfield. If you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light!

Both: SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Oh, yeah. Right. Blue flower, red thorns. (runs off)

Garfield: What are the flowers for?

Pomni: (like it's obvious) For getting rid of SpongeBob.

Garfield: Ah.

Pomni: Now you hold still, and I'll yank this thing out. (gives the arrow a little pull)

Garfield: (jumps away) Ow! Hey! Easy with the yankin'.

[As they continue to talk, Pomni keeps going after the arrow and Garfield keeps dodging her hands.]

Pomni: I'm sorry, but it has to come out.

Garfield: No, it's tender.

Pomni: Now, hold on.

Garfield: What you're doing is the opposite of help.

Pomni: Don't move.

Garfield: Look, time out.

Pomni: Would you....(grunts as Garfield puts his hand over her face to stop her from getting at the arrow) Okay. What do you propose we do?

[SpongeBob is still looking for the special flower.]

SpongeBob: Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easier if I wasn't color-blind! Blue flower, red thorns.

Garfield: (os) Ow!

SpongeBob: Hold on, Garfield! I'm comin'! (rips a flower off a nearby bush that just happens to be a blue flower with red thorns)

(Back in the clearing, Garfield is laying on the ground facedown, while Pomni stands over him, using both hands to try to remove the arrow)

Garfield: Ow! Not good.

Pomni: Okay. N--Okay. I can nearly see it...It's just about...

Garfield: Ow! Ohh!

(He rolls over, knocking Pomni off her feet and causing her to land on top of him. For a moment they stare into each other's eyes)

SpongeBob: Ahem.

(They are both startled by SpongeBob's interruption. SpongeBob, with the flower dropped at his feet, gives them a suggestive look)

Garfield: Nothing happened.

(Garfield pushes Pomni off him and rolls over to face SpongeBob)

Garfield: We were just, uh...

SpongeBob: Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask, okay?

Garfield: Oh, come on! That's the last thing on my mind. The princess here was just--

(Pomni quickly pulls the arrow out of Garfield's hip with one great pull)

Garfield: Uggghhh!

(He turns to look at Pomni, who playfully shakes the arrow back and forth with a coy smile)

Garfield: Ow!

SpongeBob: Hey, what's that? (chuckling) That's...is that blood?

(SpongeBob faints and falls into a pile of leaves. Garfield picks him up and throws him over his shoulder, and the three continue on their journey. There is a montage of scenes as the group heads back to Duloc)