(Garfield and SpongeBob are walking up to the keep that's supposed to house Princess Pomni. It appears to look like a giant volcano.)

SpongeBob: (sniffs) Ohh! Garfield! Did you do that? Man, you gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open and everything.

Garfield: Believe me, SpongeBob, if it was me, you'd be dead. (sniffs) It's brimstone. We must be getting close.

SpongeBob: Yeah, right, brimstone. Don't be talking about it's the brimstone. I know what I smell. It wasn't no brimstone. It didn't come off no stone neither.

(They climb up the side of the volcano/keep and look down. There is a small piece of rock right in the center and that is where the castle is. It is surrounded by boiling lava. It looks very foreboding.)

Garfield: Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location. [Laughing]

SpongeBob: Uh, Garfield? Uh, remember when you said lasagna have dairy?

Garfield: Oh, aye.

SpongeBob: Well, I have a bit of a confession to make. Sponges don't have dairy. We wear our fear right out there on our sleeves.

Garfield: Wait a second. I thought you don't have any sleeves.

SpongeBob: You know what I mean.

Garfield: You can't tell me you're afraid of heights.

SpongeBob: No, I'm just a little uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge over a boiling lake of lava!

Garfield: Come on, SpongeBob. I'm right here beside ya, okay? For emotional support, we'll just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time.

SpongeBob: Really?

Garfield: Really, really.

SpongeBob: Okay, that makes me feel so much better.

Garfield: Just keep moving. And don't look down.

SpongeBob: Okay, don't look down. Don't look down. Don't look down. Keep on moving. Don't look down. (he steps through a rotting board and ends up looking straight down into the lava) [Gasps] Garfield! I'm lookin' down! AAH! Oh, dear, I can't do this! Just let me off right now, please!

Garfield: But you're already halfway.

SpongeBob: Yeah, but I know that half is safe!

Garfield: Okay, fine. I don't have time for this. You go back.

SpongeBob: Garfield, no! Wait!

Garfield: Just, SpongeBob-- Come on. Let's have a dance then, shall we? (bounces and sways the bridge)

SpongeBob: Don't do that!

Garfield: Oh, I'm sorry. Do what? Oh, this? (bounces the bridge again)

SpongeBob: Yes, that!

Garfield: Yes? Yes, do it? Okay. (continues to bounce and sway as he backs SpongeBob across the bridge)

SpongeBob: [Screams] No, Garfield! No! Stop it!

Garfield: You said do it! I'm doin' it.

SpongeBob: I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Garfield, I'm gonna die. (steps onto solid ground) Oh!

Garfield: That'll do, SpongeBob. That'll do. (walks towards the castle)

SpongeBob: Cool. So where is this demon lady anyway?

Garfield: Inside, waiting for us to rescue her. (chuckles)

SpongeBob: I was talkin' about Vaggie, Garfield.

(Garfield and SpongeBob are now in the Castle)

SpongeBob: You afraid?

Garfield: No. But... Shh.

SpongeBob: Oh, good. Me neither. [Gasps] 'Cause there's nothin' wrong with bein' afraid. Fear's a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation. Unfamiliar dangerous situation, I might add. With a demon woman who beats up the knights and then throws them into a lava, it sure doesn't mean you're a coward if you're a little scared. I sure as heck ain't no coward. I know that.

(SpongeBob crashes into a pile of remains, knocking over a skeleton whose helmet lands on SpongeBob's head. The skeleton head falls off and SpongeBob gasps)

Garfield: SpongeBob, two things, okay? Shut... up. Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs.

SpongeBob: Stairs? I thought we are lookin' for the princess.

Garfield: (putting on a helmet) The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.

SpongeBob: What makes you think she'll be there?

Garfield: I read it in a book once. (walks off)

SpongeBob: Cool. You handle the demon lady. I'll handle the stairs. I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt too. Those stairs won't know which way they're goin'. (walks off)

[SpongeBob is still talking to himself as he looks around the room.]

SpongeBob: I'm gonna take drastic steps. Kick it to the curb. Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here. I'd step all over it. (He hears footsteps behind him.)

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SpongeBob:

[Garfield spots a light in the tallest tower window.]

Garfield: Well, at least we know where the princess is, but where's the--

SpongeBob: DEMON LADY!!!!

[SpongeBob gasps and takes off running as Vaggie chasing him. Garfield manages to grab SpongeBob out of the way just as Vaggie throws something.]

Garfield: SpongeBob, look out! (he manages to get a hold of Vaggie's legs) Got ya!

[Vaggie gets irritated at this and grabs Garfield's neck and throws him away, Garfield goes flying through the air.] 

Garfield:

[And crashes through the roof of the tallest tower. Pomni wakes up with a jerk and looks at him lying on the floor.]

SpongeBob: Oh! Aah! Aah! [Gasping]

[SpongeBob gets cornered.]

SpongeBob: No. Oh, no, No! (Vaggie getting closer) Oh, what long hair you have. (Vaggie growls) I mean white beutiful hair. I know you probably hear this all time from your food, but you must bleach yourself, 'cause that is one gorgeous smile you got there. Do I detect a hint of minty freshness? And you know what else? You're-- You're a Vaggie! Oh, sure! I mean, of course you're a girl. You're just reeking of feminine beauty. 

Vaggie: (Vaggie begins fluttering her eyes at him) Oh, thank you. What's your name?

SpongeBob: Oh, I'm SpongeBob.

Vaggie: Well, SpongeBob, you are a one cute charming guy. How about you and I can make out something lovely?

SpongeBob: Oh. Well... I really love to stay, but you know, I'm, uh... I'm an asthmatic, and I don't know if it'd work out if you're gonna ask me for that kind of stuff. Garfield!

Vaggie: (Grabs SpongeBob's hand) Aw, come on cutie, I insist.

SpongeBob: Okay. Maybe just 10 minutes...