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Paramount + Originals presents

A Nickelodeon Productions

[a light shines on a storybook which opens on its own. A man's voice begins reading.]

Narrator: "Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep....in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love.... and true love's first kiss."

Male voice-over: (laughs and rips off a page) Like that's ever gonna happen.

https://youtu.be/HLQ1cK9Edhc

(Skip to 0:15, and ignore the swamp, slugs, and fart, just focused on the music.)

(We cut outside where we heard the noise toilet flushing coming inside the outhouse, before a orange tabby named Garfield, who was reading the book at the intro while he was using his toilet, comes out. He happily looks around a forest, which happens to be his own home.) 

Garfield

(Garfield starts on for his happy and peaceful quality time around his home, such as taking his shower, bushing his teeth before smiling at the mirror until it breaks to pieces, going to the store to buy pizza, spaghetti, and lasagna while the people are scared by him before they give their money to Garfield, and paints the warning signs to keep everybody away from his property.)

(Meanwhile, we cut to an nearly village where an angry mob plans to hunt Garfield and grabs their torches, pitchforks, and other weapons before heading of to Garfield's forest. We cut back to Garfield where he's seen eating his spaghetti in his house. We cut to another scene where the group of mobs sending off across the fields to the forest forest. We cut to another scene where Garfield uses his burp to light a fire to his fireplace. We cut to another where men lights up their own torches. We cut to the part where Garfield devours a slice of pizza and relaxes on his chair. As the angry men trespasses Garfield's forest, Garfield overhears the shouts and peaks outside the window to see them coming towards to his property. So he sneaks out and quietly follows them along, while the song "All-Star" sung by Smash Mouth plays all throughout the scene. As the song ends, one of the men looks through the grass to Garfield's house)

Mob#1: Think it's in there? All right! Let's get it!

Mob#2: (halts him after one of the mobs was about to charge) Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing could do to you?

Mob#3: Yeah. It'll shred your bones for its bread.

(Garfield sneaks up behind them and laughs)

Garfield: Well, actually, that would be a giant. Well, lions, are a bit more sadistic. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. They'll shave your liver and squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.

Mob#1: (waves the torch at Garfield) Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (Garfield calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The mob hesitantly smiles as he drops the now-extinguished torch) Right.

(The men shrink back away from him.) 

Garfield:

https://youtu.be/obAHcamxyRI

(Turn this speed into 0.5)

(Garfield roars very loudly, the men screams. His long and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the men are in the dark)

Garfield: (whispering) This is the part where you run away. (the men scramble to run away. He laughs) And stay out! (he looks down and picks up a piece of paper and reads it) "Wanted. Cartoon, Comic, Video Game, and Book creatures." (he sighs and throws the paper over his shoulder and to the floor)