[The next day, there is a line of cartoon, comic, video game, and book creatures. The head of the guard sits at a table paying people for bringing the cartoon, comic, video game, and book creatures to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Phil Winslow, who's dragging Marmaduke with a leash, and Joe Murry who is carrying Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert.]

Koopa troopa: All right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!

Head Koopa troopa: Next!

Koopa troopa: (taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half)

Mouser (From Mario): That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!

Koopa troopa: Get up! Come on!

Mouser: 20 pieces.

(We see SpongeBob fearly seeing around the place. He then sees Banjo, Kazooie, and Tooty locked in cages)

Tooty: (in a cage crying) This cage is too small.

SpongeBob: (to Mrs. Meany) Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance!

Mrs. Meany: Oh, shut up! (jerks his rope)

SpongeBob: Oh.

Mouser: Next! What have you got?

Phil Winslow: This clumsy big mutt.

Marmaduke: I may be a mutt, I'm a Great Dane.

Mouser: Five shillings for the Great Dane. Take it away.

Marmaduke: Phil, please! Don't let them do this! Help me!

[Phil Winslow takes the money and walks off. Mrs. Meany steps up to the table.]

Mouser: Next! What have you got?

Mrs. Meany: Well, I've got a talking sponge.

Mouser: Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.

Mrs. Meany: Oh, go ahead, little fella. [SpongeBob just looks up at her.]

Mouser: Well?

Mrs. Meany: Oh, oh, he's just... he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. (to SpongeBob) Talk, you boneheaded dolt-!

Mouser: That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!

Mrs. Meany: No, no, he talks! He does. (pretends to be SpongeBob) I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest darn thing you ever saw.

Mouser: Get her out of my sight.

Mrs. Meany: No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!

[The Koopa troopas grab Mrs. Meany and she struggles with them. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on SpongeBob's head. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and he's able to fly.]

SpongeBob: Hey! I can fly!

Peter Pan: He can fly!

Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert: He can fly!

Mouser: He can talk!

SpongeBob: Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking Sponge. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a Sponge fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins to wear off) Uh-oh. (he begins to sink to the ground.)

[He hits the ground with a thud.]

Mouser: Seize him! (SpongeBob takes off running) After him!

Koopa troopas: He's getting away! Get him! This way! Turn!

(SpongeBob keeps running and he eventually runs into Garfield. Literally. Garfield turns around to see who bumped into him. SpongeBob looks scared for a moment then he spots Mouser and Koopa troopas coming up the path. He quickly hides behind Garfield)

Mouser: You there. Cat.

Garfield: Aye?

Mouser: By the order of Lord Koopa, I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement facility.

Garfield: Oh, really? You and what army?

(Garfield looks behind Mouser and Mouser turns to see that all other Koopa troopas have deserted him. Mouser runs off, too. Garfield begins walking back to his cottage. SpongeBob follows.)